>be me, current year >senior year of high school >mom

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2016-05-07 06:41:21 Post No. 28390056
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Anonymous 2016-05-07 06:41:21 Post No. 28390056 [Report]

>be me, current year
>senior year of high school
>mom pressuring me for a month straight to ask someone to prom because I'd never gone to a single school dance
>finally agree to ask a certain girl
>mom bakes cake, buys flowers and chocolate and gives it to me to ask the girl
>get to school
>take the shit from my car and start walking towards her
>see her and her friends around her start to giggle as I approach
>panick and pretend to never have been approaching them, even though in doing so I was making a very sharp diagonal cut away from where I was once headed
>walk away into distance
>tell mom that I asked because I didn't want her to know that I wasted her efforts and to make her feel bad
>pretend to drive to prom but actually just drive to the park and sit there for 2 hours doing fuck all
>mfw this is the third time I've done this

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Anonymous 2016-05-07 06:44:03 Post No.28390098
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Anonymous 2016-05-07 06:44:03 Post No.28390098 [Report]

You're a faggot. You should've just told her that you weren't going with anyone. Plus, you could've driven to get something to eat or study for your AP exams. Or are you a brainlet?

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Anonymous 2016-05-07 06:51:15 Post No.28390180
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Anonymous 2016-05-07 06:51:15 Post No.28390180 [Report]

>>28390056
Don't worry, anon. Your mother is the real villain here; forcing you to do such stupid bullshit just because of the "magical prom night" meme is absolutely retarded. I did not go to any dances or the prom either, and I do not feel as though I missed out on anything.

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Anonymous 2016-05-07 06:53:57 Post No.28390203
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Anonymous 2016-05-07 06:53:57 Post No.28390203 [Report]

>>28390056
Maybe if you didn't do it with a fucking cake, flowers and chocolate holy shit, you're asking her to prom, not to wear lingerie and sit on your cock.

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Anonymous 2016-05-07 06:55:20 Post No.28390218
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Anonymous 2016-05-07 06:55:20 Post No.28390218 [Report]

>>28390056
This really hit me in the feels for some reason. I hope things get better for you

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Anonymous 2016-05-07 06:59:03 Post No.28390270
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Anonymous 2016-05-07 06:59:03 Post No.28390270 [Report]

>>28390056
Man you mum is blue pill as fuck, gifts are for after you've fucked her, not before. Sorry to hear about your misfortunate. I never went to prom or any of that shit but things turned around for me (lost v at 24). Good luck.