Anybody else extremely successful in life and just come to /r9k/ for entertainment purposes?
>be me
>go to stanford, make all A's
>have two 8/10 fwbs from tinder and working on a third (texting, planning date)
>living and working in San Francisco over the summer, gonna make mad cash
>working on an iOS app that you'll probably be using next year
>tfw on my way to becoming the 1% elite Chad who came from humble beginningsAnd I'm tall and white, obviously
pic related is my tinder bitch
>>28389547
Sound like someone I went to high school with.
If you are then you're just some kike that'll burn when Trump is in charge
me
6'3, 70k a year, regular heavy compound lifting, hot korean girlfriend that does anal whenever i want. life is pretty good
>>28389547
What were your parents like?
blox
>>28389547
Don't know how you define success but in terms of quality of life I've got it made; yearly vacations, house car and school paid for, no debts and enough money to hamg around my pad drinking all day, lots of people visit and I'm in great shape. Kinda balding a bit I guess buy indont give a shit lol
Yeah, I know how it feels. Yes, definitely, it's really funny.
>>28389594
fellow Chad, greetings
Dude they should make a /chad/ board imho
>>28389547
Not 'extremely', but yes. Married, tall, white, make 140k/year as a software engineer in WA. My wife is also crushing it as a researcher. She makes 110k/year.
>>28389547
And yet you still come here for self validation
>>28389547
We're all going to die anyways, so why even bother competing with others.
I'll end it quickly and feel far more bliss than you could ever hope to in your deceptively small and unimportant life.
>>28389629
agreed senpai
but it would be overrun by jealous/trolling robots i think
>>28389547
>>28389631
Are you worried about diversity quotas infringing on your job security?
>>28389547
It sounds like you're a fucking normie
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE get out of my board
>>28389612
both were very lax rules-wise, never punished me for anything (I never did anything heinous since I love and respect my parents). They treated me really well and taught me how to live a righteous life. We were lower class but they never let that define what I would be able to accomplish.
>stanfurd
get off this board and fucking kill yourself
Right that's great. You have all these things and thats great.
But I just want to ask you one question. Are you happy?
>>28389625
For real. No one normal posts here.
>>28389661
would still be kek-worthy
>>28389721
lol berkeley faggot
>>28389547
Sounds like a babby comp sci freshman who just got his first internship. You had sex ~3 times all year which is good compared to your more autistic comp sci friends so you feel like a god. In reality you're gonna look back at your delusions of grandeur and realize what a fucking moron you sounded like and how painful it must have been to listen to you talk. You are currently walking around secreting cringe while thinking you're the shit. Reality is going to smack you in the face so hard my little fella.
I garuantee you also have no idea how to actually develop an app, you and your touchbutt pallies just came up with some stupid consumer-facing piece of garbage idea with no practically or profitability. I promise you some other lunch club of retards already came up with your idea and it failed miserably.
Source: You sound like a carbon copy of one of my sophmore year roommates
>>28389721
>another berkeley anon is on here
ohmygod
pls be friend
>>28389547
Fuck off normie faggot. Sadistic assholes, all of you.
doo doo butt penis faggot fart
I'm content knowing most of you have something deeply wrong in your lives, even if you won't admit it. People who truly have their shit together just don't end up in /r9k/, no matter how much they say otherwise. Tourists don't visit Mogadishu.
>>28389925
No. I'm better than you. Suck my dick. Lick my gay anus, bitch.
>>28389547
nice b8 my friend
Im what /r9k/ would call a normie. Have a gf, sex regularly and have friends but I actually enjoy the threads and shitposting this board has. Plus while I have all these things in my life, I try to offer advice when I can. Plus I relate more to you guys and /pol/
>>28389969
>mfw fellow berkbot is a BIG bully
i will find and destroy you
>>28389547
Success is a marathon, not a hustle. I come here to talk to people that need advice or to impart wisdom or to help the robots how handle routine situations. Do that and you'd be a greater success.
Wait a minute, all A's, Stanford? Now I'm not sure...
>>28389959
Welcome to the spiritual Mogadishu that is my soul
>>28389547
>all A's at stanfurd
Grade inflation must be great
>>28390070
Please, PLEASE find me and try to talk to me. Bring some gay anime drawings to hold up so I can see what gay emotions you think you're having.
>>28389547
I do. This place is just good for the lols. Can't believe human beings such as robots actually fucking exists
>>28390131
Oh... you're right. A's at UC Berkley would have meant something but all the private schools have grade inflation, just about....
>>28389547
Never mind dude, you're right on schedule. Ever play Chutes and Dooshes?
>>28390132
>gay anime drawings
you type like a dumb frogposter
i bet you have a folder on your computer named "frogs N memes" that you store reaction images inside
watching anime is the SINGLE most heterosexual thing a man could do, and ALL good EECS majors are REQUIRED to watch anime
just a reminder that Sahai himself was part of anime clubi dont even watch anime desu i just save anime images and repost them to fit in
>>28390018
Yup pretty much this for me. I can imagine being a sad NEET someday if enough things go wrong in my life. Drives me to work hard to maintain normie status but I will always be a robot deep down.
>>28389547
I'm actually one of the epsilon elite we are a group of 9 members that secretly control every government in the world
Yes we are Jews
We used to be ten but one of us tried to betray us
That was a thousand years ago
We laugh at people who claim to be successful
We invented cancer to stop people who have the tenth members blood in them from living more than a century
Go ahead and tell everyone, as soon as this thread gets delete all your memories of this will be deleted too
>>28390199
You guys hiring? I got a masters in fucking ur mum from UCL. I'm a fighting cock
>>28390189
>watching anime is the SINGLE most heterosexual thing a man could do
The sad part is I can tell that you arent trolling and actuallu believe this. I truly feel bad for you and your daily struggle with miserably crippling autism
>>28390132
Hey, I'm a normie that likes it here and even I want you to get the fuck out. Fuck off the robots board if you aren't going to realize you have no business here. So be polite.
R E E E
fag.
>>28389547
not sure if anyone else has said it, but good for you OP. you've achieved a status that many envy, but you sound like you understand the other side of the stick as well and it keeps you humble to some extent. Im fairly normal and successful so far (im only 19) but i come here because im so offensive and demented that this is the only place i can really be myself
>>28389547
>make all A's
Seems to me a white American would use "get" here instead of "make."
Decent B8 anyway. Watch those details.
>>28390199
you epsilons are so cute, being satisfied with the little blue marble we handed you
>>28389547
>Anybody else extremely successful in life and just come to /r9k/ for entertainment purposes?
Yeah, life is going pretty good. Good job, lots of friends, happily married, 2 cute kids.
>>28390258
You have no idea the kinds of weapons we have been developing here, I'm confident enough to tell you now thanks to our cloning advances we successfully colonies d many galaxies, some of them even had natives.
No we can't defeat you yet but we expanded so much across 3 of the known universe that you will never be able to stop every one of us
Robots if you are reading this they feed on 4 Chan posts, the internet is not what you think. We have been monitoring this site and we found an astonishing amount of memes here and memes are the first source of Internet traffic
I fucking hate white people. All of you are normie or wannabe normies and you all end up to be massive shameless normies with shitty normie problems in your life.
Enjoy having an illegitimate child and paying child support the rest of your ugly normie life.
>>28389547
I never believe posts like this because a truly successful person wouldn't seek validation from social outcasts
>>28390233
Why would I be trolling anon? 2D women are visually and genetically superior to 3D women in every way. My autism isn't crippling, it's liberating
>>28389547
Pretty average achievements bro
Are you on a scholarship to Harvard since 15 doing a Stem degree/phd?
Do you have countless 10/10 women infatuated with you?
Do you have a modelling career on the side?
Do you have an enourmas social following just based on how flawless you are?
Do you have multiple companies and top employers begging you to work for them?
Unless you tick all of the above then you're just a failed normie like the rest of us
>>28390434
Not really... chads and normies need somebody to pity or to bully in order to feel better. There self-esteem is most of the time a sham, or tied to some way they convince themselves that they are special.
As for me, I don't really fit the categories because I'm slightly older. I have no ego, so I actually prefer robots to chads & normies.
Chads & Normies are what people my age called a Doosh or with regard to OP a Dooooooooooosh
>>28390435
Is that Hanainu?
Man, what a great artist.
>>28390235
b-be my friend anon
we can shitpost together unless you don't want to do that then we won't do that but we should still be friends though ok
>>28390233
>>28390235
hey we should have a meetup (lol)
>>28390524
Getting into a place like Stanford makes you well above the average.
My life's only dream to attend a place like that.
I'm like the real life SEAL pasta, former SOF sniper, confirmed kills are a meme and don't really exist in the real world, but I defiantly racked up a few. Now I work in the private sector and make well into the six figure bracket.
Also, 6'1 and ripped.
>>28389878
So on point desu.
The 'working on a third one... Planning dates etc' just topped it off for me.
He is so excited that he got to fuck twice since September and this will be the third time!!!!!!! Woweeeee
>>28389547
>having to take girls on dates to make them ur FWBs
>beta alert
At least the chick in the pic is kind of hot. Congrats man.
>>28390948
If we don't take them on a date first bow are we ever going to pay for the meal, buy them a new handbag and give them the flowers?
Obviously you are a virgin. Lol.
>>28389693
don't be so fucking retarded, if these guys aren't lying about how much they earn, they obviously aren't gonna get sacked so a black disabled woman can do half the work
>>28390600
nah, it's an original from pixiv. hanainu is great tho
I just hate roasties.
>>28389547
I don't think many people browse /r9k/ who were successful all their life.
Even the people who are doing well now probably never got laid or never got gfs in highschool. So there's probably still some part of your brain that feels like a loser which is why you identify with these posts and find them interesting.
>>28389547
>lives in san francisco
>thinks that girl has any ass
i wouldn't live your life even if i could choose friendo
ITT failed chads living life on daddies money, who think being a dick makes them "alpha" while the real chads kek at you and fuck your gold digger girlfriend
>be doctor
Stanford premeds are the most beta fucks in the world when they're shadowing me at work
>i-i-is there anything I can h-h-help you with, Dr Anon?
>>28389878
I kinda agree. I guess his internship this year will make him realise that there a bunch of other people just like him, which is a good thing.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OO1UdcrlNm
>>28389547
Hold still for a sec there
>>28389925
>yfw niggas at UCB watch mofuggin Love Live
>>28390189
>yfw this desperate ass nigga is tryina cover up his normal asshole from bully UCB chad>tfw coulda had it all and fit in but graduating from regional d3a-at least i didn't quit
>>28391947
>normal asshole
I'll have you know my asshole is the farthest from normal any asshole has ever been
doctors can't even recognize the mangled wrecked shithole i own
>>28392078
>california doctors can't recognize his shitter
Color me impressed.
Got your after college plans together?
>>28390381
jealous faggot
white blox
