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>tfw all your coworkers are chestlets and you have the biggest tits at your job
no, you're just fat
>>28389306
This. Fucking hate roasties that think they have big tits but they don't. There's one over at LoversLab that likes showing herself off, but she's a disgusting ham planet.
>>28389306
under rated post
>unoriginal
>>28389298
Well I'm going to need some photographical evidence of this, posthaste.
>>28389306
>>28389326
>mfw thirsty betas throw insults bc they will never have a gf with big tits
>>28389351
Its that time again....
>fembot feels
prove it, explain yourself
STOP POSTING """"FEMBOT""" THREADS HOLY FUCK YOU CANCEROUS FUCKING FUCKING FAGGOT FUCK YOU FUCK
>make online friends
>whenever you don't sign onto Second Life for awhile, people worry that something has happened to you in real life
Yes, I am depressed and I do vent a lot online, but at the same time I don't want people to think I'm constantly on the verge of suicide. It's like people don't think I can handle my own problems.
>>28389351but i do have oneand she's fat
>boyfriend is a Music Production major
>best friend produces music for fun
>they start making Vines of them producing music together
their videos make it seem like they're just best friends, but holy fuck it's driving me crazy.
>>28389443
Don't worry about it, it's not likeshe has better skin than you, she has a nicer ass, why do they touch each other so much?
>>28389469
>mfw this kills the roasty
hope you have a great chiropractor otherwise enjoy those spinal problems and arthritis
>>28389350
I'm not a slut :-/
>>28389373
I've only had one boyfriend and none of the guys I've liked since have been interested in me. Plus I was depressed in highschool.
>>28389519
I mean proof of being female. Explain.
>>28389519
>I'm not a slut :-/
you're a slut and you know it
that's why you're posting here
you're a thirsty whore looking for attention
>>28389519
>Fembot feels
pic related.
>date a guy for 2 years
>he told me I was his first
>he sits down with me one night and says he has a confession
>he tells me that I'm not the first girl to give him a handjob
>he opens up about how he used to have a thing with his sister
>he didn't want to go into too much detail, but pretty much his sister used to regularly jerk him off when they were young
I barely ever open up with my past with anyone due to paranoia and insecurity, but I really don't think he needed to be telling me that. He's starting to be more open with me since we have been dating awhile.
What am I expected to open up about ?
I don't feel the need to tell my best to anybody.
>>28389603
>he tells me that I'm not the first girl to give him a handjob
That's because you're not a girl, a man rather, boy even.
Unless explain
>>28389603
just be how you feel, if you want to mention things then do it
if not dont feel obliged
>>28389603
Uhm, ID leave desu. That's sick.
>>28389537
>>28389558
I told you guys, I'm not a slut!!!!
>>28389298
why the fuck is this type of thread on r9k and not on >>>/soc/
>>28389671
c'mon slutty Mcslutterton
Tits or GTFO
>>28389671
I never said you were a slut, I just don't think you're xy chromosome, still waiting on the proof.
Guys:
how do you feel about girls not wiping their keyboard, mouse, and computer chair clean before inviting you into their room?
>>28389663On r9k where everyone wants to fuck their sister
>>28389686
Same reason they're allowed to flash their tits on streaming sites like Twitch and get away with it.
>>28389801
great gameplay, right?
>>28389739
this question confuses me....
unless its dirty who cares
>>28389671
10 minutes, 11 even
I don't think you can prove it.
>>28389819
some people masturbate to porn and sometimes use that same hand to touch keyboard and mouse. some people lay their bare ass on their computer chair when they masturbate.
Fuck off there is still no such thing as a fembot. There are nothing but attention whoring women. Tits or gtfo.
>>28389603
>tfw no little sister to get fapped by
>>>/cgl/ is the /r9k/ for your type
please go there instead
>Breastfeeding mom anon
>Feel like all my clothes smell like old milk just from random leaking/being spit up on
>Still feel like my clothes smell after being washed
>Still feel like I smell after a shower
>Constantly worry that everyone thinks I smell like spoiled milk
Obscure feel but this is the closest thread this would be relevant too
>>28389966
trying way to hard to establish yourself as female
>>28389898
No, because that requires me to sign in and I don't want people knowing I'm still around. I released a mod there and never bothered fixing any of it's bugs.
If you download any of the "loverslab community nudes" mods she's fucking plastered all over them because the site is full of thirsty betas.
>>28389997I wish I was lying, I really wish I was. I'd know peace from this spoiled milk Hell then
>>28389966
>when you're so far down in your delusional fetish hole you begin to hallucinate scents associated with said fetish
you need, help dude
>>28389850
i said im not posting my tits
idk how else id prove it
want me to go take a pic of my tampons or something?
>>28390042
yes, and they better be bloody
>>28389306
fpbp
origiami
>>28390049
you're lucky I'm still on my period anon!
>>28390042
timestamp also
>fembot
>females implying they can be robots
Why can't we get a mod to deal with these threads?
>>28390093
>fat arm
>gross nails
>big ol hotdog fingers
Stupid fat roastie
>>28390093
Be my gf? Where do you live? Pls respond this is ultra important.
>>28390093
>File Modify Date
2016:05:07 02:46:18-04:00
something don't check out here
If I breastfeed my boyfriend, would that trick my body into producing more breastmilk long after my baby has grown up?
>>28390116
>not understanding perspectivemy fingernails r gross ill give u that
>>28390121
us of a
>>28390093
You know flushing tampons can fuck up your plumbing right?
I got into cross-stitch lately. Do any of you know any good pattern making software or websites?
>>28390156
He's right, you shouldn't flush tampons. You should try the menstrual cup, it's much less gross. Tampons always made me feel really swollen.
>>28390138
its 11:48pm on the 6th where i live :-/
>>28390156
been doing it as long as i've had periods and its been fine
>>28390142
No now fuck off you retarded roasty.
>tfw you post on /r9k/ because the abuse turns you on
Just fuck me right on up, Senpai. Tell me I'm a slut. Tell me I'm worthless.
But please be intelligent about it. Nothing is more disgusting than some small, insignificant man that can barely piece together a sentence trying to insult me.
>>28389603
Don't feel obligated to reveal something just because he did, it's what you feel comfy with. I told my last GF I owned a fleshlight, which was probably my most cringey admission. idgaf though
>>28390142
As long as you continue to breastfeed, you'll continue to produce milk. It will likely be too uncomfortable for you to continue after a certain point though, the nipples tend to crack and bleed after just feeding a baby for a few months.
>>28390214
You fukin bitch you trash
>>28390242
Disgusting. You kiss your mother with that mouth?
I doubt it. I doubt even she loves you.
>>28390214
ur dum wit big pussy hehe
>>28389351
How about you post tits whore
>>28390214
Dont you have something better to do than pretend to be a woman on the internet to recive insults, you perverted fuck.
>>28390290
I should have known better than to expect anything from you. You're a disappointment to yourself and everyone around you.
I just want a thin 5/10 gf. Tits and ass size is not important.
Fuck you, shameless normie slut.
I hope you get preggars and get scarred by the experience of aborting your ugly nigger fetus.
I hope you get AIDS too.
>>28390334Yes mistress, please abuse me more! Tell me how worthless I really am!
>>28390332
Now we're getting somewhere. 8/10 for effort. I feel like you're too nice a person to truly dish it out, though.
Which is cute. I like you.
>>28390348Mistress, huh? How disgusting. Almost as disgusting as I am. Please go and end things properly.
>>28390372
ok my fingers r kinda stubby
it's 12am now
>>28390452
Gross and fat.
>>28390399No, no. I am the useless, sick person here. Abuse me more, please master!
>tfw no gf with giant titties
Just wanna bury my face in a humongous rack before I die
>>28390452
Why are your fingernails so short
>>28390142
Yes, but you'd want to take a multivitamin or something to ensure you're still getting enough nutrients. Breastfeeding lowers your estrogen too so that's something to keep in mind.
>>28390222
You only suffer from cracked nipples and bleeding if the baby's latch is poor, I've been breastfeeding for almost a year with no issues like that. I imagine it'd be easier with a person who you can communicate easily with like an adult.
>>28390481
:-(
>>28390465
i bite them, its a bad habit
>>28389298
>tfw no DFC girlfriend
>you will never rub your thick and throbbing cock all over a flat girl's chest until you expel thick ropy tendrils of baby batter all over her nipples
>>28390093
>that man arm
>flushing tampons
Male confirmed, grabbed mummie's tampons and shoved em in his butt for a quick photo
NO SUCH THING AS A FEMBOT
>>28390214
Good job trying to associate abuse with sexual pleasure. The latter being one you will never receive, therefore your mock up of a lewd situation has no real substance other than a mind in constant denial.
>>28390093
I'm late to the party, but nice. Thank you for the proof. You're one in a million bby, nobody else ever proof/xplain.
>>28390507
>Tampon even has shit smears on it
Clase cosed.
>>28390513
Please, anon. Tell me more. I'm much too stupid to comprehend such a complex topic. Am I to die cold and alone? No one loves me, after all. All I have is the internet.
>>28390507
>>28390578
>not knowing discharge turns brown near the end of a menstrual period
>>28390513
I like you, logical anon. You shouldn't respond to it any further. It seeks any attention whatsoever, especially by posting loli.
>>28390583
You'll get a lot more abuse if you just admit you have a dick
>>28390606
Would this please you?
Unfortunately, I am a poor liar. I am a disappointment to Senpai! Tell me what a disappointment I am!
>>28390592
>not knowing shit, too, is brown
>>28390487
Well you should stop that then
Also how busty are you? Over/under F cup?
>tfw coworkers talk shit behind your back and expect you to talk shit about others
I'm so sick of this.
Why can't we have more male nurses? They're so nice and focus on work rather than this stuff.
>>28390750
i know :-(I'm an E
>>28390820
>E
A-and we can't even have a picture of them with your clothes on?
>>28390820
Don't frown it's no big whoop dog
>>28389663
Don't listen to this fag, it's your relationship, they shouldn't decide your life.
>enter thread
>skim through
>click spoiler in >>28390093 becausespoiler jej
<-----
>leave thread
>>28390820
Pics or lie
>tfw uneven breasts since puberty started
>have had to stuff one section of my bra since then to give the appearance of even breasts
I thought that they would even out by the time I stopped growing but it didn't happen. I'm thinking about getting surgery to even them out but it'd cost a lot of money.
>>28391135
How bad is it? Noticable without the stuffing?
>>28391154
Yes. One day I didn't stuff and another girl in the locker room pointed out to me that they were uneven as though I didn't know myself. After that I would just change in the bathroom stalls.
>>28390750
Is an F cup considered the point of which women are really busty?
>>28391183
Pics? Dont have to be naked tbo
>>28391187
It's about proportions.
>>28391204
Picture is not of me but my breasts are very similar to the before picture here. One is big enough to hang down and bounce as I walk while the other one stays in place. I feel as though my only hope is to get surgery done, because of my insecurities surrounding my breasts I've even driven away potential long term boyfriends by refusing to go any further than hugs and kisses. I can't imagine anyone would stay with me if they found out.
>>28391264
kek lop sided girl
>>28391187
It's more about personal preference really, plus what >>28391206 said. Plus band size is a factor as wellI prefer them super huge but women are always claiming to be super busty when they're only C/D cup
>>28391264
If you were my girlfriend i'd make you join the circus. Get some money on the side.
>>28391285
Pretty much.
>>28391296
I don't think modern circuses have freak show attractions anymore.
>>28391313
>I don't think modern circuses have freak show attractions anymore.
Then i will create my own as you as the star attraction. Might call it something of the likes as the following;
>The girl with the tit that never grew
I can just imagine all the money I'd make.
>>28391264
That's a pretty severe case, are you sure yours are as bad and that you're just not having dysforia?
Many people wouldn't mind uneven tits tbo, shouldnt stop you from getting a bf
>>28391328
i wouldn't mind but I'd laugh about it with the male friends
.. i'd also leak photos when we break up
>>28391264
It's very unappealing to be sure.
I'm not gonna try and instill false confidence but if they care enough to leave you I'm not sure you'd like them to stay. Solving your issue is of course the best if possible.
You're an old hag, meaning you sag down to your knees.
h-hey guys i'm here to see the freak show
>>28391328
No, I'm certain it's not body dysphoria. I've talked about it with my mother and it's something we're slowly saving up to afford. In the meantime I just have to live with it.
>>28391345
I wouldn't blame a man for leaving over a reason like this. Sexual attraction is key in majority of relationships.
>>28391373
Shut the fuck up, if you are going to attention whore at least post your fucked up tits or GTFO.
>>28391294
What would a 32FF/G be classed as?
>>28391392
Definitely huge
Y-you've got some nice boobs if those are yours anon
>tfw the guy you're seeing is sleeping next to you and you want the d but don't want to wake him, so come to shitpost on r9k
>>28391373
Do you have any idea how many desperate men there are? A fat paralysed-from-neck-down midget have harems of beta men to choose from. Not getting a boyfriend isn't an issue for girls
>>28391424
>tfw yet woman claim they are robots :)
>so lonely!!!
>>28391424
Just suck his dick.
Any guy would love waking up to find a girl sucking his dick.
>>28391431
This, woman cannot be robots.
>>28391435
You must be confused. I'm not lonely. I never claimed to be a robot, I just come here out of habit. Stay mad.
>>28391424
>start touching him all over carefully as not to wake him
>start touching yourself
>if you see him wake up a little let out a light moan (if you do that normally)
>touch his cinpo softly and store until hard
>when he asks what's up tell him you really want it
All this presuming there's nothing special the next day.
>>28391431
This is more of a self esteem and body image problem than a "I can't get a bf" issue. I'm merely sharing my feelings over an insecurity of mine in a thread titled fembot feels. I would rather have even breasts and feel like a real woman than have a bf.
>>28391438
I know but the angle is wrong at the moment. I'll just lay here, idly rubbing one out until the movements wake him up.
>>28391478
>titled fembot feels.
but you aren't a fembot you dumb bitch.
>>28391496
If that's what you want to believe I can't convince you otherwise. I've done what I wanted with venting and now I'll be going back to lurking.
Any cute fembot in scandinavia?
>>28391496
They know this, it's pointed out every thread.
They do it for attention whoring.
>>28391509
Just because you have fucked up tits doesn't make you a fembot you dumb cunt, you even said you had men interested in you.
>>28390627
girls like you really make me sick. I honestly worry I'm going to get a girlfriend someday, act normal with her, then find out she gets off to some disgusting shit like "being degraded". what the fuck do you get out of this? were you abused as a child and can't help it or something?
women can't be lonely, and hence cannot be robots.
Ever noticed how depressed, suicidal, introverted, shy etc men mostly have no friends, not to speak of romantic prospects, yet the most depressed passive lunatic suicidal women always have something going for them?
notice how most of the time those women have mostly male friends. they'll came they "get along better with men". That's obviously a lie.
It goes, as follows:
For men:
1. man has nothing to offer to the table.
2. man is isolated and lonely
For wymen:
1. woman has nothing to offer to the table
2. wait, she does, by merely existing, i.e her body
3. with this body she will get social attentions from these kinds of males:
a. those who intend to sleep with her
b. those who hope someday to be able to sleep with her
c. those who have no hope of managing to sleep with her but are still drawn to her because of biological imperative
That's why failed women have mostly/ all male "friends". but that means women can never be lonely. sure, it's not true relationships, but it's far better than nothing.
>tldr : back to lolfarm or whatever that site's called
>>28391741
that would be lolcow/dot/farm. site deserves to be run into the ground for its ridiculous hypocrisy
>>28391392Please reply
>>28391422This is totally original
>tfw only find girls with big titties attractive
i really really wish i could feel something for lower bust girls or just be a pedophile or something
>>28391915
>tfw only find girls with big titties attractive
Same here friend
>>28391915
'tis a curse
