If you're so lonely why don't you just go to a titty bar? You can literally pay women to be interested in you and see their tits/pussy.
>>28389249
So it's like porn, only you have to go outside, pay money, and you can't masturbate?
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I have a Vive, tittybars have become redundant to me.
If im going to go to that trouble, i expect to fuck now.
>>28389249
Went to one in Thailand. They're pretty much the opposite of sexy if you have an ounce of self respect.
>>28389441
If you're decently attractive and pay for a private dance(30ish) and tip well they might suck you off.
Also, porn won't put pussy in your face, you'll never smell a girl with porn, and they will pretend to be interested in you.
>he lives in a third world country where prostitution is illegal
>>28389601
>they will pretend to be interested in you
They do that anyways though unless you're Chad.
>>28389601
>porn won't put pussy in your face
What are close ups?
>you'll never smell a girl with porn
I can eat some tuna while I jerk off.
>they will pretend to be interested in you
There's porn specifically for this.
>>28389633
At least you know what you're getting, fag
>>28389641
>being a defeatist
At least you're posting on the right board.
>giving whores money to give you blue balls
>anno domini 2016
>>28389249
Not going to a strip club on a slow night and making a game of how long you can talk to a girl before she relises your not spending money. (my records around 30m) Its a fun game to play with friends.
You go when there is like 20-30 girls and like 6 men in the club. Its what online dating is like for girls lmao.
I actually made friends with a stripper this way.
>>28389748
My record was about 20 minutes last night. Three separate chicks came and let me feel em up for a while and it was busy as fuck.
>>28389748
Weekend swing shifts. Get in right after work and leave when it starts getting crowded. If a strip club is open during the day, it is essentially a brothel.
>>28389692
>Not knowing what you're getting when looking at porn
How fucking stupid are you? Are you even aware of the tags and bookmarks sites use to help you find what you want? Literally pay 60 bucks for porn for a year. A lot fucking less then giving away your whole fucking wallet to some fucking roasty gf, without any of the risks associated with having a gf.
>>28389249
Already do that! It's only a temporary stimulant. As soon as I'm laying back in my bed at home afterwards is when I feel the most crippling loneliness, because that's exactly where I'd like a woman to be.
>>28390041
>paying for porn
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