>checked "I'm not a robot" on captcha
>am robot
Who >/devilish/ here?
>>28388980
>tell people I'm straight
>masturbate to transgirls while giving myself a prostate massage
>Promise myself I'll play some vidya when I get back home from spending the day at the cinema
>End up browsing /r9k/ the rest of the night
>>28388980
>get free Steam games
>never install them
>Bathroom sign says employees have to wash hands
>Don't wash my hands while imagining how badass working at Wal-Mart would be
Heh....nothin personal
>>28389737
>format/restore my computer
>figure if Steam spies on my game its at least backing up my profiles
>Steam doesn't do that
>spying only and free games that nobody installs.