Ask a fembot anything!
I'm a fat unwashed bottlepisser who never goes out, just like the rest of you fine folks.
>>28387190
when you piss in a bottle do you just press it against your hole or do you aim
start rolling boys, will you be lucky?
>>28387209
I press it against my hole, otherwise piss gets on the floor. Sometimes I misjudge the position of my hole a little and get piss on the floor anyways.
Are you a virgin at least?
>>28387239
No, I'm a slut with tons of orbiters. I stopped being a virgin once I realized that I could get boys on the internet. The internet is like a McDonald's drive thru except you get boys instead of big macs.
>>28387190
2 questions...
When will this fembot meme die? And when will you get the fuck off our board?
>>28387270
>No, I'm a slut with tons of orbiters
How? You say you never leave the house. When was the last time you had sex? Also post proof of being female.
>>28387209
It's just another liar in his basement. Women can't into bottle pissing. Laws if physics don't allow it. Not to mention is an art that needs dick skills.
>>28387291
when fat female bottlepissers have elsewhere to go
>>28387301
Internet slut. And I've been in relationships with people I met on the internet before. In this day and age, who needs the outside world?
>>28387301
Last time I had sex was a few weeks ago. I lost my virginity in 2008 or so. These days, girls have no reason to stay virginal unless they are religious.
>>28387190
How fast can you chug a 2 litre bottle of chocolate milk?
>>28387317
Have you never heard of funnels? Best $2 fembot investment
>>28387398
I dunno but I just ate a kid's meal and I feel sick so I can't try. The toy was a real piece of shit-- McDonald's gives emoticon themed toys now. It's literally just a smiley face, fuck. I was hoping for an animal plushie. I want to go back to 2005 back when they gave out neopet toys at McDonald's.
