Why don't you robots just become samurai? You'd pretty much be guaranteed to get laid.
>>28387003
You ever see a 5,6 230 pound beta swinging a sword around and doing martial arts, kek NOPE
>>28387003
Better solution become some faggots sissy sub trap, let him fuck you up the ass, swallow is cum, let his friends fuck you, everything be his maid take severe beatings for no reason in return you get fed out of a dog food bowl and net time 2 hours a day
>>28387003
Because there's nothing to fight for
We're past the days of swinging swords around and going on adventures
Now we swing ideas around and solve puzzles instead
>>28387003
I have no honor.
>>28387003
Some live some die
>>28387003
Jin is so tips fedore, it could work.
>>28387003
Man being a samurai or even an errand knight would be so cool. No chance of becoming a robot because you are born to replace the one who came before you.
What are some animes with good fights that don't involve throwing fireballs or cutting a tank in half with a sword?
>>28387003
samurai isn't a real job desu
>>28387184
One punch man
Attack on titan
Sword art online
Naruto Shippuden
just to name a few good ones
>>28387184
watch Sword of the Stranger, senpai.
>>28387227
thats just a movie tough
>>28387105
In the way of the samurai
>>28387233
So? It fills your criteria.
>>28387265
fuck you you stupid piece of shit i said iam looking for an anime and not some shit movie you idiot? fucking niggers on 4chan seriously this place has gone down where the fuck CAN I GET ACTUAL ANIME RECCOMENDATIONS ok?! OK!? YOU FUCKING NIGGER
>>28387261
the samurai
just incase anyone is autistic enough to believe this could be possible
i have a katana and cant remember the last time i got laid
>>28387380
calm down captain autismo
>>28387428
probably because you bought a cheap rip-off katana, you need a real one you forged yourself to impress
>>28387433
WHO U TELLIN TO CALM DOWN U LIL BITCHASS WHITE BITCH KID ILL FUCK YOU UP YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
>>28387184
>errand knight
nigga you just delivering groceries
dumb ass nigger
>>28387464
>nigga
>dumb ass nigger
what
>>28387445
its a shinken can we just chill on the retardation its bad enough that im not getting laid right
21st century Don Quixote would be a samurai NEET.
>>28387003
What's the closest thing to a samurai in day to day life?
Joining the muhrines?
>>28388095
probably private military contractors
>Implying we wouldn't be like Matahachi from Vagabound.
>>28387836
Was it forged deep underground in the fires of mount fuji after collecting the blood of four virgins directly descended from samurai clans to appease the spirits to bless your katana with the hidden element known only to the chosen one?
If not, that's why you're still a virgin.
>>28387024
Pretty sure i've seen a WebM of just that actually
yes let me just swear fealty to my local daimyo
>>28387205
U forgot Bleach
>>28387184
Fullmetal alchemist brother hood King Bradley gets in a fight wit a tank using a sword
