friday night /rose/
just because it's been a while
>>28386742
>i didn't make the thread
this is an injustice
>>28386742
rose doesn't look like rose anymore btw
>>28386770
you don't deserve to carry the torch you juicing faggot :^)
>>28386790
Lies. I saw her at rezzed a while back and she looked fine.
>>28386812
sure you did brah
as a popular and successful youtuber now, i demand this thread to be about me
>>28386742
also, is it just me? or does she not look english in that pic?
>>28386770
Please never make rose threads with your trip. I had to periodically unfilter you just to find them.
what films have you previously watched, /rose/?
For me I watched The Conformist. I thought it was okay.
It's a well grounded espionage film that has a pretty meaningful commentary about facism if you're into that kind of political stuff.
What is rosen8's job?
It's never long enough desu
>>28386742
are those words hers?
>>28387298
Just saw the departed for the first time in a long while. Not bad I guess kinda cool to see winter hill do their thing.
>>28387490
they're unemployed
any le last words?
>>28387607
hitler youth haircuts aren't coming back
>>28387697
le any last words?
>>28387556
you might like black mass
>>28387728
>>28387607
>>28386790
>>28386770
Finally got your big boy voice huh
>>28387728
le any last words?123
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>>28387599
That's not true. Rose was my cashier at lidls a few weeks back.
>>28388307
in south london right?
>>28387914
>Finally got your big boy voice huh
Not an argument
>>28387896
Thanks it looks pretty cool. Heard Johnny Depp is supposed to be great in it.
>>28388307
Oh look compulsive liar is back. You posted the same thing last year at around this time.
>>28388540
Yeah, because she still works there. I go there every now and then to check if she still works there.
>>28388540
Oh look white knight is back
>tfw no rose pits to lick, suck, and worship after hours of sweaty labor and body odor buildup
>>28386770
Lou is a very sad man.
>>28389005
>Lou is a very sad man
Not an argument
>>28389057
>dude I listen to Stefan Molyneux so I'm smart
lol
>>28388613
You say that everytime yet you never provide any proof. One time it was even ASDA in mitcham or whatever the fuck.
>>28388899
>being realistic is whiteknighting
Get help.
>>28389135
Just want to point out that you say
>oh look compulsive liar is back
in every single thread. I am the guy who you originally referred to as compulsive liar, but you call literally anyone who disparages Rose "the compulsive liar".
You are most definitely a white knight. You take obvious jokes/copypasta deadly serious too.
>>28389077
>keeps posting non-arguments
wew ladINTRODUCING
>>28389163
>keeps posting non-arguments
>wew lad
>implying that's an argument
>>28389163
>if i just say that is isn't an argument then i win
NICE MEME
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>>28386742
I heard that slut ODed on heroine at some nigger's mom's house
>tfw no Rosepits to have sex with
>>28389207
its true i was the house
>>28389207
Yes, this is exactly what happened to her.
>>28389160
He's not the only guy who calls you a compulsive liar, and you are one.
>>28389207
You talk like kingblackchad
>>28389338
Oh look, the "compulsive liar" compulsive liar is back.
>>28387546
No. Edit pics are made by rosetards and the words are lyrics from a Ray J song.
>>28389396
Blah blah blah. Goodnight retard.
>>28389419
>>28389396
>>28389338
Oh look, the "compulsive liar" compulsive liars are back.
>>28388613
did she touch your hand?
>>28389716
She told me if I let her slip the change in her pocket, I could bury my face in her armpit for a minute. I did, and I got my money's worth. She hadn't showered in days, completely unable to afford it since she is broke. I sucked every little drop of body odor stink sweat and pitjuice out of those gorgeous shaven beauties eagerly. I became so excited that I ejaculated in my pants, and she commented she would have liked if I didn't put that hot spunk load to waste, and instead shot it deep in her stinky, hairy pussy to get her pregnant. I said next time, doll, and took off to go post about the experience in a Rose thread.
>>28389766
hahahhahah
>>28389766
I love you armpit guy
>>28389842
is armpit guy the new meme?
>>28389874
If he keeps showing up to these threads I don't see why not.
>>28389874
No please don't make me a meme.
>>28389766
that's extremely hot and all but if anyone is going to fuck a baby into rose it's going to be me. MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME ME
GOTTIT?
>>28389874
i think there are multiple armpit guys
but if this high frequency of rose armpit posting continues i could very well see this being the stinky pit era of /rose/
>>28389974
you do realize that rose isn't fertile, right? lmao
>>28389974
>implying you are capable of it
There are secrets about the girl you idolize that you just don't understand. I don't just suck on her pits because it makes me feel like a kid on Christmas morning again. Rose has a condition called axilla fertility leakage. Science has found that La Blue Girl can only become pregnant by the member of a man who has drank an entire states' lakes' worth of her armpit sweat. There is a certain enzyme in her pit sweat that must be consumed and combined with the genes of a man in an impressive volume for him to be capable of fertilizing Rose's disgustingly furry birth canal. Well I've gone so far as to drink Minnesota's lakes' worth of her pit sweat, and they don't call it the land of 10,000 lakes for nothing. At this point I could sneeze in the same hemisphere as Rose and I would get her pregnant. I'm saving it up though, for our next pit-worship session. I'm going to surprise her rotten roast hole with a huge fertile blast of near lethal ejaculate that will likely result in her becoming impregnated and giving birth to my son in the blink of an eye.
I know it's fun to fantasize, but don't make claims you can't back up, amateur.
>>28389995It's just me that I know of. I save all my writings for later masturbatory purposes.
>>28389999
QUADS OF TRUUTH
LOU IS RIGHT AGAIN
>>28390046
>and they don't call it the land of 10,000 lakes for nothing.
>>28390102
he is just stating obvious facts. calm your samefagging lou
>>28390046
you challenging me brah? it's not enough to simply huff roses pits but you must also be the right man for the job particularly in the smell department yourself! why as i'm sitting here typing this right now it's been weeks since i've been near a shower, my pits and crotch are utterly disgusting right now but still pale in comparison to what rose would be like under similar circumstances. it's not simply a matter of sperm reaching egg but rather SMELL REACHING SMELL too and i can almost guarandamntee you i am far more equipped in that department. odour must meet odour just as sperm meets egg. i swear to god if you want to test me you scoundrel i will impregnate rose this year myself and nine monthes later post a picture of the product of our disgusting affair. i've been soaking up rose for years so dont even try it kiddo.
>>28390282
>doesn't have quads
>think his input matters
fuck off with you paranoid delusions you dumb whiteknight
>>28390463
We jest, we jest, but I actually have not showered in days. Now you say weeks, that is impressive, but the difference is I have a rabid armpit fetish. I literally have not worn deodorant or washed my armpits in close to a year, because nothing quite gets me off like jerking to my own stinky pits. I'm not memeing or joking about that like you are. You are attempting to pick a fight with the pitmaster. I am a connoisseur. Both my parents were alcoholics and have died of cirrhosis of the liver- binge drinking is in my genes, but my favorite poison isn't vodka and it definitely isn't wine- it's Rose's pit sweat. You may have not touched a shower in weeks, but there is a difference between voluntarily not showering and being so dirt poor that you must prostitute your armpits to dangerous men on the internet. The smell of Rose's armpit sweat is not something you could ever imagine- and I've downed gallon after gallon like it's my grandma's lemonade. So what have you got going for you? Maybe a light stink, but your stink isn't long time, it isn't passion, it isn't the pitmaster's that's for damn sure. So not only is your smell mediocre, but you could never dream of consuming the amount of Rose pitjuice I have. Sometimes I drink so much I need to take a pitstop before I can finish the pitpint. You're small time, kid, you know in your heart you've lost, and that Rose and I will be more fertile than a couple of drunken rabbits locked in a honeymoon suite.
Don't keep embarrassing yourself- I can't even smell you from a mile away.
>>28390556
>my parents were alcoholics and have died of cirrhosis of the liver- binge drinking is in my genes, but my favorite poison isn't vodka and it definitely isn't wine- it's Rose's pit sweat
>Sometimes I drink so much I need to take a pitstop before I can finish the pitpint.
>Don't keep embarrassing yourself- I can't even smell you from a mile away.
I want armpit guy to write my obituary.
>>28390556
Armpit guy bringing heat
>>28390556
you can certainly talk the talk but can you smell the smell? i'm not gonna lie i may have underestimated you, a slight miscalculation on my part. but it seems you have also made a number of miscalculations yourself! you say you haven't worn deodorant in a year? i've never worn deodorant in my life! not even a spray nor cologne. my clothes are pit stained and worn because i have not done laundry in a year. i'm an awful, stinky smelly disgusting human being but that only makes me the better match. years i have been observing rose, taking in all i can odours and everything and years i have preparing myself for the inevitable. i'm like a green beret stalking the jungles, waiting, biding my time for the perfect moment to act. you say you're a connoisseur? i'm the real fucking thing kiddo. i live eat sleep and breath this shit like a true spartan. i'm a warrior.
>>28390873
All I hear is a lot of talk. "I'm a warrior" "I'm a green beret". You present yourself otherwise, like an amateur. Your boasts simple "I have pit stains" "I stink", there's no ZEST. You know what Rose wants? A man with zest, and in turn, a child with zest. Sure you may have missed the cologne and deodorant memo, but forgetfulness is far from passion, and big talk is far from action. You jest, you boast, you stink in the hopes of getting Rose's roast, but you forget the reason that Rose NEEDS an odious man- because the aroma is pure zest. You talk like a truck driver telling lies to his buddies over CB radio. You've got no originality, nothing but "Hey, pitguy, I stink more!" well I say that doesn't entitle you to our favorite little whore. You say I've miscalculated, but you are the one using a TI-80-bore. If Rose read your words, maybe the smelly boasts would catch her eye, but nothing else would, whereas my pits stink only like the pitmaster's could. The amount of Rose pit juice I've ingested is rivaled only by the by the number of men like you that I've bested. Both in stink and in word, I soar high above you like that bird, that sits on Rose's windowsill hoping to sniff her pits. You are nothing to her, she wouldn't think twice before disregarding you, especially when I reek worse than her unhealthy and bleeding Rose poos.
You say you are disgusting, and maybe it's true, but Rose will always pick me over you.
>>28390991
>TI-80-bore
Armpit guy is the new Rose meme. Someone PLEASE screencap this.
>>28390991
unreal
I haven't seen savages at this level in a long time.
>>28390991
Not a rosefag, can someone tell me what is going on in this thread and why this anon is dealing out lethal blows?
>>28390991
>The amount of Rose pit juice I've ingested is rivaled only by the by the number of men like you that I've bested.
Someone needs to make a Supa Hot Fire type video with this shit.
>>28391068
Armpit guy writes detailed stories about himself licking Rose's armpits and eventually getting her pregnant. He writes like the Bard of Avon.
Anon challenged him, saying he was more fit to impregnate Rose.
Battle of words ensued
>>28390991
>>28390873
>>28390556
>>28390463
help me
oroginal
>>28390991
>The amount of Rose pit juice I've ingested is rivaled only by the by the number of men like you that I've bested.
Stop
No more
It's too much
>>28390991
>Sure you may have missed the cologne and deodorant memo, but forgetfulness is far from passion, and big talk is far from action. You jest, you boast, you stink in the hopes of getting Rose's roast, but you forget the reason that Rose NEEDS an odious man- because the aroma is pure zest.
>>28390991
zest? jest? is that what you think this is about? you think you've got the smell thing down, but you're nothing but a clown! i reek, i stink, i'm repulsive, hell i've saved a fortune. but if you think that's all it takes to deflower our little ""virgin"", then step aside son you've clearly been outdone! she wants precision, force and flawless calculation. zest? don't bother! she can get that from her horse. you've got a big mouth, i'll give you that. but just because you've got a little juice in you don't mean you stink like her deuce! now it's getting late and i've got rose to do, so i'll let you get last word in so as not to yet crush you. but before i go, i've got this to say. you've got no muscle, no prowl, no reach, no squeeze. you think you're bad but you're nothing but a tease! if you think you can strongarm me kid, mr new guy on the block, you've got another thing coming, because you're like a little dimestore punk and i'm vito genovese!
>>28391085
this is retarded. liquid measurements vs. a number lol
>>28391700
back the fuck up he's got precision and squeeze
>>28391700
Ahhh.... I remember third grade. I think that's when they taught us what rhymes are, I can see you're trying but it's just not up to par. You can't just say I'm outdone for fun, you have to have some sort of witty remark, even just one. Try as you might I think it's clear who's won this fight. You found a few words that sound alike, but your rhythm is off like a bankrupt kike. "So as not to yet crush you" You do your best to speak eloquently and elegantly but evidently you can't keep up with my excellency. My stink is rivaled only by Rosemary's pink, and I've gotta say, if I had it my way, her rotten moldy pitjuice would be my only drink. You can taunt all you want but you'll never kiss Rose's gaunt smelly labia-lined haunt. Filth is to me the key and to you the worst enemy, you well groomed, doomed, hygienic inorganic satanic Titanic failure.
Rose is mine, so next time you feel like getting out of line, remember the time I committed a warcrime by making you look like slime with my prime rhymes.
>>28391996
Sorry it took so long to respond I left the thread to eat. I'm off to bed now, too. Glad you guys liked my posts, it's been fun.
>>28391996
>"So as not to yet crush you" You do your best to speak eloquently and elegantly but evidently you can't keep up with my excellency.
I've gotta give this one to armpit guy. He's been spitting fire the whole thread.
>>28391996
Stinky piterature
>>28391996
>>28390991
I can't breathe.
Shakespeare came back to life just to write diss rhymes about getting a 30 year old whore with a "stinky, hairy pussy" and "rotten moldy" pits pregnant.
This is gold.
I threw this together for you guys in case you want to save these great posts.
