I have no gf because I fap
I fap because I have no gf
The cycle never ends until it's too late anyway.
>>28386088
I need a photoshop of "I have no mouth and I must scream" into "I have no gf and I must fap"
get in muh belly hahaha xD
ebin movie
>>28386567
>tfw laughed so much as a teenager to these movies
>tfw barely funny watching in my twenties
>>28386088
>Fap because no gf
>No gf because I look ugly and retarded as fuck
Go away normie with your "waaa I have no gf because I fap XDXDXD!"
>>28386898
Yea except to me it was more like being 8, 10
Pic is relevent
Oeogi al
>>28386898
the first one is still pretty good, but overall our comedies have shifted away from body humor so that inherently dates those movies.
I genuinely respect the first one as a good movie. It has a lot of thought put into its writing and references and it's a very tight and overall still funny movie. Hudgens is great in it and the end credits are very entertaining as well.
how many of you guys here cut too tight to comfortably fap dry?
I was cut right at the beginning of the 90's and it seems like I missed the point where they started cutting way looser because I got pretty much the tightest cut I have ever seen.
you could say that you're a "fap bastard".
>>28386088
how does fapping change anything?
>>28388849
Not fapping itself but addiction to fapping makes it so you spend your time fapping instead of being interested in and pursuing real women, lowers your enthusiasm for life in general due to constant dopamine depletion, and the semen depletion as well as staring at porn constantly affects your energy around people in many subtle ways
>>28388269
yeah desu i watched the first one a couple of months ago, still enjoyable
but then again i kind of grew up watching that kind of shit and found it hilarious when i was younger so might be nostalgia talkin too
>>28386088
>>28386533
>>28389182
>These faggots think not fapping will change physical appearance and people's reactions to it if you're an ugly motherfucker
>Not fapping will somehow change that person into a 20/10 Chad that no girl could resist
baka desu senpai
>>28389235
It will. I can't explain it well without referring to things like phermones, chakras and kundalini energy, but the effect is definitely real. It changes your voice, the way you move, the smile on your face, the way you look people in the eyes. You feel so much more comfortable, grounded and present in your own body, and it emanates in ever way you interact with the would around you. I have actual autism and no fap makes me appear almost like a normie.
Of course you won't turn into a stud if you are an actual fat smelly neckbeard, never go outside, or do other things that repel women.
>>28389464
Fapping doesn't change your physical appearance you dunce bucket. If you're born a retarded looking ugly person, then you will always look like that unless you go to a plastic surgeon and completely replace your face.
>dont fap for a week
>all it does is make want a gf more
>still dont get gf after trying online
>go back to fapping before I do something stupid like spending money on a rent-a-whore
>>28389534
female attraction works differently. I'm on my phone so don't have copypasta to explain it, but basically, when men are attracted to women its mostly physical to her body, but physical appearance is largely inconsequential for women unless you're a superchad or butt ugly motherfucker. The subtle changes in your behavior that take place as your body recovers from fapping addiction make you a more attractive person, and also more fun for other people to be around, and you feel a lot happier. This isn't a testosterone thing, there's a lot more going on that can't be explained, only experienced. Just try it if you want, or don't. Just saying.
>>28389607
>current year
>trying to get a gf online
>>28389648
>implying gfs just walk around irl waiting for a robot to pick them up
At least online they are open for approach.
IRL you have no way of knowing so you have to spend ages meeting lots of them. Which means changing your lifestyle into a normie, which im never going to do.
>>28389613
>He fell for the girls aren't attracted to physical beauty meme
>Probably thinks they don't care about penile size too
KYS
>>28389648
It can't hurt to try. It worked for me.
>>28389607
Just buy a year long subscription to a porn site. It's like 70 bucks total for places like realitykings and brazzers.
>>28389694
online they get literally over 9000 messages a day, and even if you somehow arranged a meeting, you have no idea if you will click well or she's going to try to use you to buy her food, as they often do.
IRL you meet women if you actually do things and be social. Not like just walking around or going to a bar/club, but through organized activities and events, or if you have friends that introduce you to their other friends or bring you to social gatherings. You will notice when women smile at you, touch your arm while laughing, go and hug you super close, etc. The caveat being that if you are focused on meeting women you come off as thirsty and it repels them, but if you are happy and not caring about any of that crap your are patient and then sometimes you just end up meeting women.
>>28389704
How can white men even compete?
>>28389728
Was it through Myspace in 2006?
>>28389858
>IRL you meet women if you actually do things and be social
Thats not me though. Im beeing myself, and myself isnt attractive to women or apt to doing social activities.
There needs to be a gf service for loners instead of the world catering to fucking socialite normies who've already had a dozen gfs.
>>28389858
Last year, just about.
>>28388330
CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED SAMEFAG POST NIGGA.
