>take taco out of fridge
>put it in the microwave
>set it for 0:20
>attention span too low to wait, go into another room to dick around on the internet
>after like 10 minutes I realize that I still hear the microwave running
>run back into the other room
>entire room smells like ass
>microwave actually says 20:00
>taco and fries are burning inside the microwave
>take it outside and put it in the garbage
>entire apartment smells like ass now
>smoke alarm didn't go off tho
who /incompetent/ here?
>asks for replies from the incompetent
>captcha still enabled
We're going to be here a while, OP.
that's happened to me before with oatmeal, boiled over and really pained my ass to clean up.
microwaved fast food is awful, though.
>>28386843
i stilI have hope!
>>28386009
Just you OP.
>Go to make mac & cheese
>Put noodles in the water before it's boiling.
Every fucking time.
>>28386009
It did this exact same thing with burger king onion rings out in for 30secs it was actually 30 mins, open apartment door black smoke poors out FML, then even worse I was drunk as fuck one time I was on house phone txting cell in one hand got hungry put bowl of chili fries in microwave 3 mins welp left cell phone in there came back sparks shooting inside black smoke fries and phone are FUCKED
>>28386009
NEET here, sometimes I want to fap on big screen t.v, I forget curtains are open...
>>28388419
Christ M8, your fucking cell phone? How the fuck does someone do this
>>28388399
I do this just because I'm lazy. Gives me more time to just sit away from the stove and do whatever without having to check on it.
>>28388462
>was drunk as fuck one time
