>Tfw you cum at the wrong part of the video
>>28385090
>cum
>cameras on the guys ass
>>28385090
>when you cum from the wrong penis
>>28385090
Not as bad as jerking my dick and I cum to a fucking shemale, it only zoomed on her tits and face right when I came it zoomed in on his dick and a guy fucking her up the ass, had no idea it was a trap
>mom finds the wrong cummies
>>28385214
sure you didn't faggot
>>28385090
>cum
>guy begins to slap her face
>>28385214
You fucking knew it was a guy dont kid ya self
>>28385266
Nothing wrong with boipussy and a hard cock senpai
>>28385266
>>28385299
these fucking reversed dubs though.
>get to favorite part of video
>about to cum
>cum right after my favorite part ends and a shitty part begins
FUCK
>>28385214
So you like shemeat? I jerk off to shemaleyum all the time Robro
>>28385335
I would say a situation like this but someone opens the door and you know they want to talk to you, dick in hand twitching cum all over stomach, what do first? Cover up dick or click off screen and get cum on ya mouse?
>>28385345
No, like I said was a legit accident I would link the vid but have no idea where I found it
>>28385090
>when there's just a short section of the movie that you want to watch, so you have to keep trying to click back on the progress bar with your shaky other hand.
Anyone else get mad when trying to fap? Bout ready to cum and fucking lags or wont load so out of despair you finish anyway
>download a 4GB+ Full HD porn
>cum just by watching the final minute of the video
>>28385358
When I was 16, I once had my sister walk in while I was cumming. She tried to talk to me and I stayed silent and stared blankly at my phone. She got pissed and said "Oh what? You're not talking to me all of a sudden? Whatever."
>>28385388
Ahahaha i know what your saying all too well.
>>28385424
I'm an old fag I can fap through blurred cable porn channels 20 years HD is about 10secs for me
>>28385358
The off button for my monitor is on the same side as the mouse. I would simultaneously turn off screen and cover.
>>28385445
Damn if she only knew was she hot? Also got lucky didnt get caught man that would sketch heart pounding waiting there for her to leave, did she see the video?
>>28385445
That's do hot, did you fuck her?
>tfw want to edge for a really long time but balls and inside sperm tube things get ultra sore after 2 or so hours
>>28385506
Would you have time to put your dick back in the pants? Sweet though stealth fapping
>>28385445
Should have looked her in the eye and just go to town on ya weenis, worse would be if ya mom walked in or a gay dad
>>28385510
I feel like you're probably typing that comment with one hand.
She didn't see the video. I closed it as soon as the doorknob made a sound, but my dick doesn't have those reflexes.
I'm not into incest anyway, but since you asked, my sister's pretty fucking ugly, to be honest.
>>28385562
Prob would increase the chance of fugging if she was ugly, no lock on the door?
>>28385528
I should've known better than to share this story with /r9k/. What the fuck was I thinking?
>>28385414
I have fast net senpai so I don't have that problem, besides just downloads tons on computer for easy fapping
>thought nobody was home
>blasting trap on female porn
>hear floor creek
>immediately unbattery laptop and scam into hiding
I'm waiting for "the talk".
>>28385414
This. I just nut to the frozen picture if anything. I also get frustrated if my fap session gets interrupted.
>>28385597
Better bots ask about ya sister, they could be asking about ya dick or some shit or what tranny porn you were watching IDK m8
>>28385639
Damn it sucks sonbad, you want to cum at a certain point and trying to gold off but fuck it, I hate that shit in middle of fapping its like the gods know, door knocks someone is there, imp phone call christ why when I only jerk
>>28385414
>2/3rds done
>mom starts nagging
>thumbnail looks interesting
>video itself is actually really boring
Reeee
>>28385637
My sides, then you find out there is no "talk" daddy was furiously fappening at ya door and mums went to toy her pussy with a black dong in bedroom
>>28385677
Tell me about it, spend 2 hours looking for that perfect vid to fap to tonight, rock hard pull dick out, find the video * knock knock knock "anon I need your help for a second" boner dies
>>28385707
Not sure if you're aware, but this doesn't really happen as often as you seem to think it does.
Please go outside every once in a while.
>>28385666
Satan trips checked if you drink anymore senpai by that typing you will get whiskey dick
>all the thumbnails suck
>suddenly you're 10 pages deep
Make better thumbnails
Thread filled with NEETS
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>>28385424
>spend a several of hours downloading Yuzuki Ayaka 120+ GB collection, shitton of ABNOMAL and Shiori Tsukada
>cum in the first few minutes of the first scene of Uzuki and her amazing body
>delete it all twice after realizing I downloaded 300 GB ofJapanese BBWporn in the last 24 hours
>spent the past few days browsing the endless JAV library
>never got to fap to the other movies
>all lost for a few minutes of pleasure
Never again.
>>28386031
>Download fap material
>Shitloads of it
>only fap to one
>Delete the rest
>Could never find the rest of the downloaded videos on the internet ever again
>>28386084
iktf all too well
>find a hot porn site
>browse it bookmarking all of the good videos
>spend hours downloading them
>"holy shit, it's a ton of fap material to me"
>fap for the first video
>"what am I doing with my life?"
>delete all of them
>next day, I regret it, because I want to fap to them
