>"Alright kids, lets hit those showers!"
>that one kid with a legit micropenis
>>28384864
>that one kid that tried to look at everyone's penis
>>28384906
It happened when walking by... No homo
>walk into the gymnasium
>EVERYBODY CLAP YOU HANDS
>CLAP
>CLAP CLAP
>CLAP YO HANDS
>TAKE IT BACK NOW Y'ALL
>ONE HOP THIS TIME
> [dunt]
>TWO HOPS THIS TIME
> [dunt, dunt]
>"Alright anon, come up to the front and tell everyone what you did last summer with your friends!"
>>28384926
it's people like you that make people not want to get changed in locker rooms
>>28384934
SLIIIIDE TO THE LEFT
>>28384934
>dance day
>this starts up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIdLRftdrH8
>"Alright everyone, find a partner!"
>"Anon you don't have a partner? You can dance with the teacher!"
>>28384939
A quick glance doesn't kill anyone but I agree changing is awkward.
>>28384977
>Prom
>>28385003
>brought up to not strip around people
>get in school
>it's suddenly not only expected but enforced
>>28385031
Yes its awkward I know.
>>28384926
Keep your eyes up you fucking meat gazer
>changing
>random draft
>"LOOK ANON'S GETTING A BONER!"
>>28385045
it's fucking bullshit, why even raise kids like that when it's going to backfire in school?
>>28385049
Sorry sir wont happen again
>that one gym leader that kept trying to sneak glances at the middle school kids changing
>>28385097
Seriously though
In the locker room you ether stare at the floor or you keep your head up and have your eyes damn near to the ceiling.
Not cool bro
>that one kid that would get changed and "forget" all his clean clothes were in another locker
>he'd hang around nude for like 5 minutes
>>28385131
>leader
whoops meant teacher
>>28385141
I was a kid senpai its not like I would do that now.
Not that I would get in such a situation though.
>"Anon, come down to the office, Anon, come down to the office."
>walk by a group of people
>they start laughing
>Look guys, anon's got a boner!
>>28384836
>actually using the school showers
Why?
>>28385853
Barely anybody did. The only ones that did were either gay, or in schools that had semi private stalls
>>28385853
Because I don't like having swamp ass all day
>someone "accidentally" throws a basketball at you
>>28385919
>getting undressed around people that'd probably hide/throw around your clothes
>>28384977
more best girl for me then
>mom found the rape dingo
This happened to me today.
>sitting in hallway on phone asking pooinloo for lab final instructions
>two girls in my class turn corner
>our eyes immediately lock
>they whisper something, i hear my name mentioned
>they literally run out of the hallway
FUCK YOU
U
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K
Y
O
U
>>28385919
>actually getting sweaty in high school gym
oh I get it your a fat
>"Hey anon how come you always wear that sweater?"
>>28387993
nah, they just kept the gym 30 degrees hotter than the rest of the school, to the point where it was basically body temperature year round in there.
It was fucking awful
>The FitnessGramPacer Testis a multistage aerobic capacitytestthat progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meterpacer testwill begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start.
>>28388091
i've never had to do this before.
also what's to stop someone from just sandbagging and doing intentionally shit so they stop early
>>28388091
I just had vietnam flashbacks
>>28388102
They'll be shamed for being a lil bitch/fat. It's best to stop when more than half of the class drops.
>tfw undiagnosed athletic asthma in middle school
>Be mini-chad at grade 4-5
>We peek at girls locker
>One girl invites us in one at a time (we were
three)
>Talked like a milf "Since you guys are so curious I will show you how things work)
>I go after problem child emil
>Showed me her pussy
Kearlah, sometimes it all felt like a dream. I should facebook stalk you since you disappeared from the face of the earth for some reason.
>>28388129
Say i had a bad knee and a doctors slip, what now?
>>28388171
you'd have to make it up some other time.
so basically you'd be running by yourself in front of everyone
>>28388150
things that didnt happen: the post
>>28388189
jokes on the teacher i have arthritis in one knee, get fucked teach
I remember this one guy that would often smear soap on his buttcheeks and slide across the locker room floor.
>be me in middle school
>told my friend I had a crush on a girl
>she was way out of my league but I still told him, he asked if I thought anyone was cute
>he told everyone
>EVERYONE.
>bullied for it for all of middle school
>didn't come to school for a month at one point, nearly had a breakdown in class once
>suddenly it completely stops entering high school
kids are the fucking worst.
>>28388201
It did though.
>>28388215
>runs out of soap
>dick breaks
>>28388091
>that one kid that did like 100 laps
More time for the rest of us to sit against the wall doing nothing.
>>28388129
Why bother putting effort into a class that doesn't actually teach a thing?
>>28388215
>>28388238
My sides *actually* fuckin hurts now, oh dear i needed this, holy shit that was great thanks anon
>>28388242
>100
Chad Thundercock would always run 140+
Of course, he was a beaner.
>>28388215
what if his dick got skidded across the tile floor
am I the only one that doesn't have a problem changing clothes?
I've changed in front of men and women and I've never seen a need to care. everyone else is changing too, so it's not weird to be naked in front of them. it's not like what's under my clothes is any big surprise, everyone knows what a naked man looks like
>you forgot lunch
>school is serving the worst food today
your move, robots
>>28388520
look at >>28385071
I never did PE in high school so thankfully I never had to experience this, especially since I would have got a legit hard on.
>>28388520
if it's not a big deal then why do we wear clothes when we go out in society? why is it a serious crime to be naked in public? it is objectively a big deal, if only because others make it a big deal.
>>28388557
Most people would have gotten one, mainly because fucking anything causes one at that age
>>28388577
Nah, I would have gotten it for explicitly sexual reasons. I was major bi-curious my high school years and having to be in a room full of naked guys probably would have pushed me fully gay.
>>28388033
BECAUSE A 5'7" 135 LBS SPIC LIKE MYSELF WEARING JUST A SHIRT MAKES ME INSECURE
>>28388612
Shoutout to all the people that got an exhibitionist fetish from this
