>tfw your dog lost his virginity even though you had a pact
fuck I'm about to fucking lose it. my only friend lost his virginity.
>>28384534
>being mad at your dog bro for surpassing you in life
Why did your dog and you not lose your virginities at the same time?
>>28384595
he escaped and raped some other dog. I can't lose my virginity to a dog
>>28384627
Won't*
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Dog sex is better than no sex, go for it.
>dog is a chad even though he's a doglet
>neighborhood bitch goes in heat
>chain him up outside so he can smell her but not go bang her
If I can't have sex nobody can
>>28384534
Well 3 options
1. Escape and rape someone
2. Fuck ya dog up the ass or vice versa
3. Buy a hooker
I think number 2 is best option for someone.. well like you
Why so hung up on virginity, OP? Why not concentrate on your own happiness, built around things which are within your control. You won't find lasting happiness between a woman's legs.
