>4AM
>bird starts chirping
WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING RETARD BIRD
THERE ISN'T EVEN ANY LIGHT OUTSIDE YET NO WONDER ALL THE OTHER BIRDS REJECT YOU YOU STUPID FUCKING BIRD PIECE OF SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28384435
They're trying to fug. They're basically cucking you
>1:47 in the morning
>neighbors start mowing their lawn
>wake up before alarm goes off
>>28384461
WHAT
FIRST IT'S MY CHAD NEIGHBORS NOW IT THE FUCKING BIRDS
NOW IT'S THE FUCKING BIRDS???
This is it, /r9k/. I can take a lot but when nature itself bullies me like this, you just gotta do something.
Some of you are alright, don't go birdwatching tomorrow.
>>28384510
s-spare the NEET birds
>>28384510
but i had plans to view the chunky chested nut garblers tomorrow!
>>28384564
Oh they're gonna be chunky alright.
>>28384462
>tfw I'm that guy
I suppose i should sweat my ass off in the middle of the day so i don't hurt your normie ears?
>>28384462
Thank god sounds over a certain decibel level are illegal at certain times where I live.
>stray cats either getting into a fight or raping each other out in your yard
>SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM
>dad starts having nightmares about communists
>starts growling and attacking mom
>they wake me up with yelling and screaming
This is becoming weekly.
>>28384510
And those fucking mice too right?
>>28384706
>waking up on a Sunday morning from comfy parents screaming at each other
Ah, to be a child again.
