Why are women such whores tbo
>>28384431
Tell her that if she says all the shit to you, you'll fuck her out of pity
Cris spun firm do
Flush Ebro Emma Emil
>>28384431
stop saying 'please'. Threaten her with unmatching, ask her why you would sleep with a whore if she has no other reason than 'because im like that', something like that
Disk tbobto Renton
>>28384489
Where's Skye?
>>28384469
I need answers. Come on Fagabond. Break through!
>>28384508
RIP tbo
Tell Annie you didn't mean to be so harsh before, but you're trying to understand her point of view. You need to coax it out of her now after some of those earlier roundhouse kicks.
Nevermind, too late now. It was good while it lasted though. I think you really got under her skin.
>Dan
I made a second account named Matty, but Dan??
>>28384538
idiott
Cub ejected Rob Roop tomb
>>28384577
well played bond, vagabond.
Stay startBynum
>>28384623
Nigga, promise to fuck her in exchange for her pitiful story
>I haven't slept with that many guys
Ensued sirloin diem
>>28384674
thats fucking 45 dude, ridiculous
Disheartening Shevchenko eventually
>>28384704
>do you like fishing
>i hate fishing
>>28384693
>too stupid to realize it could also be Dan whos not who he seems to be
>it was just a prank bro
Smh whores are shameless
>>28384693
insults like these are always funny
>>28384693
>immediately thinks you're in the wrong
Maybe Dan is stealing your identity
Uh oh, I think they're onto you Vaga.
Who the fuck is Dan?
>>28384733
DAMAGE CONTROL
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>>28384733
i believe her
Disuse when Eben diem
>>28384769
SHE IS S T I L L NICE TO HIM
>>28384769
has to be another r9k user
What pics is he using? Late to thread
Disk g riverboat Rob
>>28384892
pics of me
>>28384769
I'm dirty dan.
TBO
This is a lie btw tbo
>>28384791
My kind of girl. Fuck yeah this Megan chick has manlier hobbies than most men. I'll bet she even owns a gun and takes it to the range.
>>28384538
>ego tripping through a phoney chad account while flying a whorestudy thread on /r9k/
dumb. There was no reason to not continue pushing; you just got self conscious because she was resisting you and you couldn't figure the charm to turn her.
>>28384942
What a fucking slut, holy shit. She doesn't even try to seem like she thinks you're being rude.
>>28384905
Tell her to send you the pic and you'll get her number
>>28384942
Jesus christ
>this fat cock in your cunt
>:)
Are women literally retarded?
Ask the next girl if she's ever fucked a nigger and if she says no ask her if she ever would, because it's a deal breaker.
>>28384983
Yes
I'm used to it at this point
Christina thinks she's a fucking detective or something.
>>28385000
I thought this girl seemed like she wasn't into you but now it seems like she's pushing for it more
Stamen Diane enshrined
>>28384489
You a Michigander?
Just desu tbo
>>28385000
I'm hopping on board the Megan train. She's approve.
>>28385000
Ask her if you can cast your rod in her backyard pond
>>28385025
ask her why she thinks you're the fake
>>28385017
Little does Megan know, it's she who is the fish this time.
>>28385055
Ask her why you think you're the fake and also why would make two accounts with the same pics in the first place
>>28385055
She told him. He's too angry and defensive. And I agree. Chad would be cheerful and casual. She's got his number.
>>28385105
She only suspected him from the very start though. Didn't even suggest that it was the other account who was the fake.
Sudden entrants then
>>28385105
If a girl thinks you're fake, it doesn't matter what you say. You're done. She isn't going to reconsider.
>>28385150
Whoa, she even took it in stride. I thought she'd be BTFO by that comment.
Find deny tinting
>she's so dumb she just now processed that I called her a cunt
>>28384431
Post your pics OP
Megan's wrath
>>28385150
the shit chad can get away with tbo
>>28385220
you should have apologised instead
What the FUCK DOES TBO MEAN TELL ME
>>28385220
>>28385249
this, what the FUCK are you doing OP? you better apologize for what you said to her quick.
>>28385249
We're in it for the wrath.
>>28385053
>>28385199
I'm hopping off the Megan train
>I'm hopping off the Megan train
Kek
>>28385320
>sorry luv
>>28384489
>Troy
NY?
Man, she's probably crying right now. I don't know if you can backpeddle here, but by all means try for more lulz.
>make chad 1 hour ago
>1 match so far
>used all my swipes
maybe tinder limited me, since i made a bunch of accounts recently
>>28385352
use flamite
>>28385383
What is that going to do? I dont think it will bypass the swipe limit even though it says it does
>>28385278
Totally Blown Out.
It refers to their vaginas.
I don't get it. Why would they rather message strangers as opposed to their favorite hobby? Are they also sending caps to their friends for entertainment purposes?
>>28385278
lurk moar you cum guzzling faggot tbo
>>28385278
Total B8 OC
STILL WAITING ON THAT PICTURE, ASSHOLE
FUCKING TINDER SHADOWBANNING ME
theres no way chad hasnt got a result yet
Here we go again tbo
Dock ganging fb fb
>>28386187
damn sluts
Insecure much tbo
>>28386187
>tfw my account didnt even get a warning, just straight up banned
>>28386319
What the hell did you do tbo?
bump
Original shit, trust me.
Fulcrum Fulcrum FLCL dorm
>>28386375
Too many reported "You're definitely not 17" Chad, for obvious reasons
>>28386422
>17
What tbo?
>>28386375
How the fuck does a nose ring get stuck in a beard when you're making out?
Fuck then ever Eben Feb
>>28386447
>Make chad fb
>set the age to year 1999
>register tinder
>Chad is now 17 years old
>dont see anyone age 17
>>28386422
He has such a weird head. Shit insertions too. Banned for not being Chad tbo
>it's this easy for Chad
Fml tbo
>>28386500
over age 17*
>>28386518
chad cant keep getting away with it
S Suisun Evander em
Zing tbo
>>28386644
Nice work, anon. This is good inspiration for my ab workout tonight.
Be careful though man. No collar-bone visible + saggy af tits = likely fatty.
>>28386688
Go full chad
>>28386644
Why are breasts always so disappointing.
>>28386730
This one does balet
>>28386644
ask when the diary farmer is coming to milk and pasteurize those dilapidated fat structures.
>>28386745
Blurry ass shot
held
>>28386756
And her vagina
>>28386756
>Flat ass
All women have to do is squat and not be fat, but they're too incompetent to do. Oh well.
>>28386766
that's fucking gross dude damn
There's some real degeneracy going on in this thread
>>28386854
Why did you sideswipe like that to talking about how you don't like black girls? Seems risky in case she's some social justice nut.
>>28386876
There is no such thing as risk when you're Chad
>>28386730
she's pretty. when i get tinder when i go to uni i hope I'll get like these often
>>28386933
Sorry familia, the only reason OP is getting these matches is because he has a 10/10 Chad profile.
Literally everyone below that are lucky to get a single match, much less succeed at meeting someone.
>>28386984
I'm not the one who posted the pictures he's talking about
>>28386984
I used to do ok on Tinder when I was like 16-17 and was matching with other minors. Hit 18 and now 0 matches. The Chads flood the market.
>>28387070
>tfw 70 matches in 1 hour as chad on babby tinder
>20 matches after 12 hour cooldown on reg tinder
I didn't even realize kiddy tinder was a thing. Interesting
>>28387100
Honestly I've considered just changing my birthday so I can go back to baby tinder.
>>28387138
You have unlimited swipes there too, which is GOAT
Chicks are hotter as well tbph
>>28387070
>we had an agreement
Dodo dingo fun
Is there a way to make a second tinder account on one phone?
>>28386984
don't worry babe i ain't uggo lmao
tfw 6ft1
tfw abs
Disk ending flying skein
>>28387342
Hah, and still a manlet. Welcome to the suck
>>28387312
when it asks for your phone number, just add an extra number to the end of your phone number
like if your number is (999) 999-9999 make it (999) 999-99998
>>28386544
>>28386624
Are these two the same person?degozaru
>>28384431
You are such a nerd dude. I know you think having Chad pics changes the vibe, but the way you talk reeks of fucking autism
>>28387409
they are not the same girl
>>28387366
It's only an issue if the girl is taller, being 1.86m without shoes is a pretty much great. Not being drafted into nba will succ but oh well
BLACK GIRLS BTFO
>>28387382
Nah whenever I open the app I just get the "Log in with Facebook" button which auto logs into my main account.
>>28387479
Then logout of the app?
Wipe the data on the app in settings?
>>28387479
Uninstall it then try again, dunno what to suggest if that doesn't work tbo
>>28387549
Deleting and re-installing is same.
>>28387499
I am logged out. There is no sign up option though, just log in.
If there's such a thing as wiping the data on an app in settings, I couldn't find it.
>tfw login failed on tinder
think i got blocked or something
>>28387280
2x "Hey"
Hahahha im fucking dying here omg lol
>>28387573
this is what i was talkign about
>>28384508
THIS
ggfdhfh
This is going to get good tbo
>>28387573
Do you use the facebook app? try and logout/remove that
Lol op u good fammer
>>28387613
Oh sorry I'm using an iphone bro, so it's about 10x less usable.
>>28387635
Yes and it didn't work.
Life is struggle, senpai.
Don't dodo tbo 7 Fondo
Sosh disk even
tell her she's a good person
tell her she's very forgiving
let her know you understand she knows you didn't mean it like that
Sometimes I'm glad I'm not a Brit desu
Soz did do m rn tv
That was easy tbo t hop d
It's hopping tonight tbo
I used to like Sm4sh and thought I was pretty good at it until I made friends with a guy who beat my ass in it every time.
If you're here please bump instead of just lurking
>>28384650
Lol nigga nice incognito banepost.
Bumping just once before I go to bed for my final exams
>>28388514
>exams
That's my trigger word.
>>28388498
Don't tell me what to do faggott
We got a tough customer over here
>>28388524
Gotta take muh macro economics exam in 9 hours tbhgsdf
Feeling very triggered right now tbo
>>28388498
>>28388384
>play for keeps
>Got a lot on the line
Holy shit lmao tbhtgtg
>>28388578
Smash is a lifestyle. Ride or die.
>just woke up
>Vagabond thread on the front page
Upvoted, keep it up Vagabond-kun, proud of you tbo.
>>28384489
Troy, Illinois?
SF is the only true 2D fighting game desu.
Don't give your info to strangers tbo
Can you post the pic/pics you are using for this profile?
Fuck Mario Kart tbo
Megan's turning out to be a real bitch desu
Do sold Rodi senpai
This doesn't work without you guys
Dumb question tbo
>>28388498
Bumpity bumpp bump
>>28388822
i'm here senpaiiiiii
:)a
Lighten up tbo
I'm here for you Vaga. I won't' let your thread die.
10/10 tread pls continue
>>28388324
That's a 618 number, you're in Troy, Illinois.you wanna hang out for realsies?
>>28388830
brooke is cute but that question made no sense
>I'm actually not a serious person
>>28388754
Yeah, for some reason I thought Megan would get over it, maybe rib you back one. But I think you tore her heart out with that one remark and she's trying not to let on how much it hurt. Keep it uppsies.
Wrist dose ember do
Dung doc dim
bumperino
Robot please don't rape my post.
Cold did Robyn
>>28389085
Ohh, snap. You done it this time haha.
>>28389085
She's such a fucking bitch. Holy Shit.
>>28385150
man this fucking takes the cake.
>>28386544
I know that girl.
Font did m rn rn
I don't even play cs anymore
this is cringe and pathetic desu
Dogs dyke ember elf
>>28389225
Fuck off and let us have our fun, bebe.
>>28389221
Let's hope it's enough to be "worthy" of the legendary Sophia.
This trick works in real life btw.
>>28389236
surprised this broad still talking to you. These bitches seem to be about that action. And your conversational style is clingy af
this megan girl is still gonna end up begging for your number, believe me
>>28384955
>FUCK YEAH XD
>COOL CHICK ALERT
Kill yourself
>>28389300
There is method to the madness tbo
>>28387138
>KIddy Tinder
what is this? Some pedo honeypot app?
>>28384431
Because men can't be whores? That's how we define the word. "Women who virgins are afraid of out of desperate insecurity"
Do FL rn rnfinery
>>28389356
Men are whores of a different kind. Just shut up and let this be our thing.
>>28389405
You asked what she does for fun, then said they're not hobbies. Are you retarded?
>>28389428
I know lol tbo
>>28389426
Hating women because you're too much of a loser to get laid can still be your thing.
>>28389356
> waah youre all just virgins waah!
dont worry, im sure watching a tampon commercial will make you better.
>>28389445
>and trannies are actually women
...Huh?
>>28389446
It's /r9k/ approved. Deal with it, turd.
>>28389463
What does this even mean? Autistic virgins are the worst at insulting people.
>>28389445
>and trannies are actually women
What did he mean by this?
>>28389482
It means go be a crybaby somewhere. Misogyny is the way of this board.
I don't get this. You're trying to troll tinder, but the women are clearly making fun of you and making you look like an idiot. It's sad.
>>28389446
> implying a man's worth is his access to vagina while complaining about the word whore in the same breath
aww cute, all those abortions have gone to your head.
>>28389511
Um, how did it mean that?
>>28389482
> can't read between the line of a missing word
well autism surely took more from you than it gave
>>28389527
What abortions? What are you talking about? Is English not your first language? Nobody complained about the word whore.
Also, if you're a male over 16 and a virgin, you're objectively a loser.
>>28389520
did menstrual blood leak into your circuitry again? you and those other whores are clearly getting wrecked here.
Disk ending Enel Endicott Studebaker
>>28389541
I think insulting people isn't for you.
>>28389555
>if you're a male over 16 and a virgin, you're objectively a loser.
Alright guys, it's bait, you can stop replying now
>>28384431
thread went from entertaining to depressing at a steady pace
>>28389520
It's probably the closest thing most of these people have to a social life though. Why can't you let others enjoy this? Leave if it bothers you so. I for one find it amusing.
>>28389568
If you read this, it's clearly women making fun of some autistic nerd. It's actually pretty sad the nerd doesn't even realize it.
>>28389555
wow your pretty stupid. i think maybe you just have your tampon on too tight.
>>28389570
But you changed fun to hobbies.
>>28384431
>not using bumble
get the fuck out of here faggot
>>28388615
favourite one in this thread
>>28389586
I'm glad that helps you cope with your vaghurt. but can you please stop wafting your fishcunt around here?
>>28389590
Huh? You're not making sense.
You can tell I'm not a chick because I'm replying to you.
>>28389590
you know the tampon goes in not on, right?
>>28389623
It's so sad you can't even see how badly a bunch of chicks are owning you.
Foxglove Dunsmuir rnfinery
>>28389639
No, he doesn't. And that describers so much of his cluelessness. He literally thought that was like a funny joke.
>>28389639
so do your oversized buttplugs. what's your point besides bing an orifice?
>>28389675
Sick burn! Where did you go to insult school? The dump?
>>28389675
think I need some aloe vera for this one guys
>>28389695
thanks madam muh-sogyny. i'll tell you if you agree to finally change your week old tampon.
Joyless people, razing the humor right out of this thread.
Kek tumblr came in here cracking le virgin jokes only to get wrecked.
>>28389768
I think tumblr is only interested in going to /b/
It seems to be the bewitching hour. Even the Anna account is dead right now.
We got one.
I'll do some Anna for a bit.
>>28389790
Funny how a bunch of smelly roasties with the social graces of fecal tossing monkeys just suddenly think they are better than us.
Watching guys hit on Anna in the most pathetic ways makes me feel better about my less pathetic attempts
>>28388673
>or even someone posting this on the internet
nigga u clever
>>28389880
Normies do cringeworthy things all the time
>>28389880
If you haven't realized by now, its all in how you look. Women are completely shallow and if you're a good looking chad you can literally open up with "lets fuck" and she'll drop the panties - as has been demonstrated again and again in these women exposed threads.
>>28389897
>this is Chad's opening line
>>28389928
It gets much worse tbo
Philly vintners fur
>>28389949
again with the texting. why can't people text like they aren't mentally handicapped
