>be wageslave
>require coffee sustenance to make it through shitty Friday
>order muh grande blond roast from comfort of cubicle
>drive to local buck of stars
>walk in and pick up coffee waiting for me on the drank counter
>no need to even talk to qt Stacies working
>laugh at the uncultured normies for waiting in line
>walk out feeling like a robot baller
>what a time to be alive.jpeg
>>28384009
Why do wagecucks have such shitty hair?
No just ordering "medium black coffee"
Wat are you gay something?
Hot Caramel machiatto here with soy milk.
My tastes are authentic patrician do not steel
>>28384058
>2015+1
>ordering medium black coffee
The place I work has a keurig so I just bring in a cup or two from home every day and make my coffees there.
>>28384009
Wow, a real life shill thread
How do you know which drink is your's?
>>28384179
it's the one with "faggot" written on it
>>28384058
>2016
>not taking coffee seriously
Time to educate yourself: lighter roasted coffee beans contain more caffeine than darker roasts. The plus side to this is that Starbucks over-roasts their beans, so you can get more caffeine and less burned taste if you order a blonde roast.
>>28384009
>order online
>ask for a grande hot water
>special instructions: I want the cutest barista to spit in it
>pick up my spit water,
>entire time I'm drinking it I wonder how I would know if it's girl spit or boy spit
>head to gay adult book store
>make out with 5-6 guys
>starts to get pretty aggressive, try to escape
>forced to drink entire bottle of coconut rum
>wake up at home, eyes plastered shut with dried semen
>spit loose tooth out of mouth
>it's not mine
>can't even remember what the spit tasted like
>back to drinking Maxwell House instant
>>28384179
they print your name on it
>not buying your own cofeee roaster and buying raw beans from colombia, and roasting your own fresh cofee beans every morning
>>28384310
>morning
GTFO normie
I'm not a big Starbuck's guy, but I will tell you that whenever I get a hankering for some coffee I head down to my local McDonald's and get me a nice McCafe! With several delicious options, I can get my caffeine fix quickly and with no hassle thanks to fast, reliable, great customer service! And the prices aren't bad either :)
>>28384418
I go to Taco bell. Quicker service and nowhere near as busy as McDonald's drive thru . Coffee used to be to cents it is a $1.20 or something now though. Still the best coffee, better than McDonald's and even Wawa (which is super busy with traffic)
>go to Starbucks
>want to try a birthday frappuchino but don't want to get beetus
>ask the cashier it they can give me a small size instead of the grande
>they say they normally don't sell them in short size but they'll make a little one for me and price adjust it
I live near one of the good ones
>>28384009
fast food coffee is way better than starbucks dirt water
>>28384418
could you be any more shill if you tried?
>>28385584
I think it was a joke anon
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