My sister's 17th birthday is coming up soon.
What should I get her?
A brother who isn't a faggot
>>28383651
20 inch dildo
>>28383651
Buy her a vibe, retard
The D
Sisters always want the D
>>28383697
A brother can't give his sister that
>>28383651
buy her jumpu
>>28383815
You could, if you were a cool brother.
>hey, don't let mom and dad see it, okay?
>if I still catch you with the cucumbers I swear, I'll tell everyone at your school
the d anon the dddd
>>28383748
>>28383879
Don't have perverted thoughts. Siblings can't have sex.
>>28383651
what the fuck is she interested in? Tell us and we might be able to give a more educated answer
>>28383917
>still thinking this in current year
Get with the times anon
>>28383651
People still buy people birthday presents?
>find empty box
>wrap it up nicely
>cut hole at the bottom
>place your dick inside
>present it to her
>>28383917
>Siblings can't have sex
>they actually believe this
>tfw every brother/sister post is some sisterfucker fishing for fantasies and advice on how to fuck his sister
>>28383651
Anon, asking /r9k/ about what to buy for your sister is not a good idea.
I'll help regardless.
What is your situation with her? What is your budget? What does she like/what is her personality? Give us some info. I might be able to help.
>>28383651
ONIIIIII CHANNN, BUY ME GAIMU
Nothing.
Absolutely nothing.Now with 100% originality
>>28383651
My sisters 21st birthday party is coming up, I'm not getting her anything, and when she invited me to come to the party with all her normie and stacy friends I told her to fuck off.
Get on my level.
>>28383651
She's qt as fuck when not in hamster form.
>>28383651
buy her a sigmund freud bumper sticker