Right now, the woman you love is on FaceTime with Chad. He doesn't often pick up, but tonight he's in a good mood after hitting the ganja, so he decided to give the love of your life a few minutes in his presence. They talk for a while, her gazing into the webcam lens, her eyes shining a look she has never given to you, utterly entranced by Chad's face.
The conversation turns to you, and how you orbit her so much.
>Chad: Hahaah Ohh Fuuck. He actua-
>Her: Hahaha!stop! hahaha oh my g-
>Chad: He thinks you actually like him ba-
>Her: AHAHAHA CHAD STOP IT!
>Chad:Biiitch *laughs* it's funny! haha
>Her: *can't contain her laughter anymore* I.. I know ahaha.. I know *laughs uncontrollably*
>Chad: I mean seriously he thinks he has a chance Giggle
>Her: *laughs even more*
After five minutes they stop, still chuckling to themselves occasionally. She looks up, nervous but full of happiness :
>Oh Chad, I think I like you..."
>Chad:Whaaat hahaha. I mean you're cool and all but shiiiet.. Hahaaa
>Chad: *phone starts ringing* Yo I gotta go.. Was nice talking though *hits blunt*
Chad hangs up without waiting for a response
Your beloved sits there, feeling a mixture of emotions. On one hand Chad has rejected her, but she's still relishing the moments she spent with him. Because to her, getting rejected by Chad is infinitely more valuable than being wined and dined by you.
how much of a fucking pathetic autistic cucklord are you that you sat down and actually spent time and typed this out
I mean holy fuck dude get yourself together
Footfag thread?
>>28382943
PLEASE have sex OP.
>>28382999
yeah pretty much this op
you really ought to stop watching cuckold porn
>>28382999
Extreme self hate
I could see some of the guys I know write something like this
>>28383037
>SEX IS THE ANSWER TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS
Fucking normies.
This is too real.
>>28383031
3d cool?
>>28383124
Lack of sex is what causes the level of pathetic retardation seen in OP.
It must be nice to be that pretty
>>28383125
I think the subtle black cuck racebait takes some of the edge away
>>28382943
holy shit this is paragon autism...
>>28382999
This shit is old as fuck, you swallowed stale pasta m8.
Tbqh that probably happened between my last oneitis and her Chad fuckbiddy, and then her doctor Chad bf, and then her current unemployed Chad bf. That said I haven't bothered with her in a year and thanks to the reddest of pills i will never be that retarded again.
They're on netflix not FaceTime you fucking jew.
>>28382943
Despite this being autistic as fuck and awfully specific, I would not say that it is unrealistic.
Orbiters are pretty pathetic creatures, conversations like these actually happen.
>>28382943
I felt it. Thanks! I wasn't feeling nothing for a while. Anything is good now, even this.
>>28383184
his pathetic retardation causes his lack of sex, dumbfuck
>>28382943
This is absolutely pathetic OP. Also obvious you've never hit a blunt or talked to a girl.
>>28382943
every "fembot" is guilty of this
I have a question. How can you love someone without having a relationship with them?
