ITT: We share things that made us smile recently, no matter how petty. Surely not everyone on /r9k/ lives 24/7 doom and gloom.
>be me
>be on beer run to shop
>be browsing the selection
>young-ish white woman goes by holding the hand of a 3-4 year old half cast kid
>kid is crying hysterically
>2 older looking half cast kids follow, I'm silence and what appears to be shame
>mother is making no attempt to quiet down this kid
>can't figure out why kid is crying, shrug it off and continue with my business
>later
>get to checkout
>push trolley out
>greeted by the same family
>still crying
>can see now that the kid has took an enormous shit in her pants
>start laughing but have to hold it in
That's what you get for racemixing, normie. I hope scrubbing the excrement out of your car seats is fun.
I forgotten how to smile and I want to die.
every day is a neverending reminder of just how much everything suck, and if I had the balls for it I would whisk away in the sweet relief of death here and now.
>>28382702
Pretty pathetic you smiled at that desu.
>>28382784
>I know how you feel anon, I've had periods of my life exactly the same! Just bee yourself!
>tfw was sleeping and missed the fedex guy knocking on my door
>they left a thing on my door telling em I need to pick it up at their office now
>FUCK
>have to go outside for the first time in months and interact with other people
>get to the counter where there's an elderly black lady working
>stutter and act autistic as I tell her I need to pick up a package
>as I'm about to leave she says, "You can smile you know. You're a handsome young man."
>happiest moment in years
I'm still not over my major depressive spell honestly it would go faster if I could go to some depression rehab where I get daily counseling, acupuncture, time for meditation, and then came out after a month into a more peaceful and caring world but it's probably going to take six months to recover from and then I still won't have a good life (mainly because the world insists on screwing me over)
>>28382951
What was in your parcel?
>>28382702
Oh well, why not.
There are some sparks in this endless suffering.
>go to university
>morning was shit as usuall, but I am fresh out of the shower and dressed well
>shit is not too bad on those days
>get into bus, it is full of annoying school kids who have long weekend
>pure disgust is slowly reaching boiling point
>luckily I get off soon enough and go the the longer route instead
>have a ton of new albums I can listen to with me
>weather is pretty nice aswell
>shuffle to some random song
>it is pretty good
>suddenly forget that everything is shit and just listen to the music and watch the sky
>one of those moments where dying does not seem so bad
>about to cross a street
>someone taps me on the shoulder
>immediately thrown back into reallity
>hope whoever did this to me has a good excuse for destroying my trance
>turn around, pull out my earphones, look at the stupidly grinning Stacy like she just killed my dog in front of me
>she is seemingly unaware of my bad vibes
>"Excuse me where can I find X?"
>give her the classic thoughtfull 5 seconds before replying: "Never heard of it" and plugging in my headphones
I honestly do not get why people keep asking me for shit on the street, I already wear a face which could not tell "fuck off" any clearer.
>>28383300
You sound like a little bitch.
Your "fuck off" face probably looks like "oh fuck I'm a huge faggot please rape my mouth" face to average people.
How the hell do you greentext?
>>28383527
Simply use a
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arrow, my friend :^)
>>28383527
Put [greentext] before the sentence and [/greentext] after
>cute girl at work always makes small talk with me
>today she smiled at me and said I'm a lot deeper than I seem
Just finished a major milestone in a gamedev project I and two of my colleagues make for an university project. Feelsgoodman.the game _might_ come out on Steam in a year or something
>>28382702
The weather was beatiful today (23 degrees, sunny, mild breeze) so I sat outside the entire day.
Shit was so very comfy it actually made me smile.
I do have sunburn now and can't sleep because of it, but it was worth it. Haven't had a genuine smile in months.
>went to 7:45 am exam
>didn't know what to expect as teacher was pretty secretive
>just had to define 5 terms from the lecture and write an essay
>easy fucking peasy
>see normies who skipped class all semester cuz it's a History course visibly scared because they knew none of the words
>smile through the whole thing, knowing I aced the shit out of it and that some normies got btfo
>>28383960
Reminds me of getting back an essay in college and getting comments from the professor about how well thought out and eloquent it was, while half the class blew it. That was years ago, but it was nice to have a teacher who actually believed in me for once. Most of them just thought I was stupid.
>>28382702
>be me
>playing TF2 at 3:30 AM
>pub stomping faggots as based heavy
>random joins other team
>spy
>rapes me
>gets auto-balanced
>is grill
>been memeing in chat with the usual TF2 shit
>she was memeing back
>she goes med
>we dominate
>was a dream
>feelsbadman
I smiled for a bit when I woke up, then i realised how pathetic it was.
>>28383816
That sounds nice anon (besides the sunburn I know that feel) it was a nice day here as well.
>>28383960
I know that feel, all the non attending nogs and staceys make me look so much better in comparison
>walking home from lab at 11
>notice that street piano is unlocked
>put my bag down to play
>start playing oc I wrote ages ago
>in the middle of the second bridge that flip flops the melody when Tyrone nigs out of nowhere and steals my bag
>start crying
>lanky dead eyed brobot runs up to me and yells "lets go!"
>suddenly running after Tyrone
>fastest I've ever run in my entire life
>we find him combing through my things in an alley and brobot kicks him in the head
>fucking knocks him out
>grab my bag
>about to say thank you when brobot says "you sounded amazing, was that original?"
>"yeah, why were you wondering"
>"do you play guitar?"
>has two other bots that play drums and synth
>he plays piano
>says that all want to make original music
>asks me to be their Dave Gilmour
I'm meeting with them for the first time tomorrow night. This is also going to be the first time spending time with people outside of school in 2 years of uni, as well as the first time playing music with others.
This is the best feel I think I've ever had
>>28382702
>killing myself soon
I have all the reasons to smile now.
>>28384506
>things that never happened
If true, only a nigger could steal from someone playing piano
>>28384506
That sounds str8 out of an animu, but if that's true, 9/10, good for you lad
>>28384604
>>28384645
I made the k-on reference to the guy who recruited me and he said that the whole situation was pretty much perfect.
I also have gigantic eyebrows and straight long Asian people hair (mugi and Mio) and the bassist holds his jew fro out of his face with whatever the thing ritsu has
>>28382702
>Playing PGR4
>Playing on icy weather conditions
>dat comfy skybox
>Blasting eurobeat through headphones
>Get a record time with perfect drifting technique.
>>28382702
>No longer attracted to this one particular girl
>No longer want to fap
I did some gardening this morning and a blackbird came down onto the fence just staring at me as if I was messing with its land
>>28382702
nice meme racist. /thread you been spotted troll.
>>28382702
>old boss moving out of state
yesssss
>tfw a milf customer days nice to see you again
>tfw mom and stepdad bought a yacht so I can actually have some fun this summer
>tfw granparents restaurant is opening soon and they will pay me $15 an hour as a bus boy
I occasionally help out new players in our EVE Online corporation by sending them money and giving advice. It's pretty nice.
>had AP US history exam today that i had i been freaking out over for weeks and i fuckin aced it >after that in anither class girl i have a crush noticed all the gains i have been making recently
>>28382988
A dildo or 2
Niglets should be thrown in the dumpster like the shit log they look like
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My sister dropped off her car so I could replace her radiator. After doing that I spent two hours playing Mario Party 2 with my niece.
It was fun.
