based anon

good job buddy

At least you're not as pathetic as me

Realistically if something like this happened to me I would go home later that day and masturbate thinking about how she humiliated me cause I got femdom/humiliation fetish.

>>28382618
Please I'm not sure if I should take this to /mu/ I need to fucking beat some whore in a rap battle

All you can do is channel your hate for women, black ones especially, into short rhymes, memorize as many of them as you can, and try to blurt them out quickly to a beat.

I mean that's all rap is when you think about.

>>28382588
Bring a gun

murder-suicide

>>28382664
you probably should go to /mu/
sorry, I'm not a rapper
good luck though

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>>28382665
No. Don't this. This'll get your ass kicked. Just rap about your life or something, ans if you have to confront her directly, don't be (too) rude with what you say. Rap is at it's core, poetry, maybe if you take their "nigga nigga" shit and turn it into something worth thinking about, you'll earn more than their respect.
You'll make a few friends.
Also, why the hell didn't you just tell her what you were listening to?

actual rapper here, what do u need

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>>28382730
Secondly, there's a chance that they'll just forget about it/not give a shit if you show up empty handed. And if they do get mad, who gives a damn?
You don't have an obligation to these people, after all. You're your own man - just ignore them.

>>28382730
Think about it, he didn't get a bad reaction from the crowd for calling her a roastie hoe and sucking dick.

"Yo this girl is a cuckquean, watching her man with another girl makes her panties cream"
"Except she don't got no man, the last time this bitch got fucked it was on camera, 5 bux in the back of a van"

>>28382700
use this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdInAweNti0

and don't forget to show up in a white wife beater and a beanie or something really street like that so you can get some respeck

>>28382730
I hate that loud obnoxious cunt, she can't keep her damn mouth shut for a bloody minute, I tell her one thing she'll tell everyone
>Talk to this qtpi out of class
>Sheboon sees
>"AHHAH AYY ANON LIKES STACY"
I fucking hate her fucking guts

>>28382733
Techniques and lyrics pls

>>28382779
alright, even if you're a quiet faggot, dont mumble or ummm, they're the absolute worst things you can do, don't speak too quickly, the whole point about being in a battle is making sure people can hear what you're saying

>>28382588
Why is your first response to this situation asking us?

>>28382779
also don't brag about how much weed you smoke/how many qt's you bang if you don't

>>28382779
How old is she? This sounds like typical HS behavior.

>>28382771
Noted. I guess it IS supposed to be a battle or whatever.

>>28382821
I hope I don't, I reckon myself a good orator
>>28382832
I actually asked my black friend and he told me to watch some "stomzy" but that I didn't really digest any of it

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>Anon gets challenged to a rap battle.

Bull fucking shit you retard

>>28382868
No idea but she bought some alchohol once so old enough I guess
>>28382880
Oh yeah, well fuck you, some of us have to tolerate more culturally and ethnically diverse members of society you cunt.

>>28382588
>I'm white
>I can't rap
>I like rap
>I just thought I would fuck with you
>You wanna hit up the new Drake concert next week?
And just like that, you have one. She was flirting with you anyways anon, any black girl who talks to you as a white guy, wants the d to some extent.

This is your chance, BTFO the normies with your legendary rap skills.

I came up with some lyrics

>I reckon this cunt don't reckon she'll last more then a second
>beats so evil they'll treat me like a criminal so damn raw I'm the damn pinnacle
>Day spent fucking up hoes like y'know I've got the flow

Should I just rap some filthy frank?

>>28382936
Good anon, fuel that rage into your dope ass rhymes and school those chumps.

>>28383005
lines 1 and 2 are good line 3 is trash

Wait, what? You called her a roastie and normalfags understood what you meant..?

>>28383043
No, Its just that no one expected me to say anything to her, people just seem shocked

>>28383005
This sounds like some lyrics that my favorite rapper would come up with, good job, anon.

>Take it from a robot like me I've barely never seen such a shitty cunt of a welfare queen

Learn from the rap master

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylkOAtifuJ0

>>28382588
Was hoping you fucked a very sexy negress

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>>28383159
>Was hoping you fucked a very sexy negress

absolutely disgusting

I still need raps and answer pls help me

>>28383282
I spit fire like a buddhist funeral pyre
Never tire, the struggle only makes my rhymes tighter
You look like Nikki Minaj without the fake ass
That makes you a broke Nikki, black chick with no class
I'm not a rapper though, I got roped into this game
But it was too easy, fuck this shit y'all are lame

>>28382776
I recognize this from a Moonman song

This is now an /r9k/ raps thread. Come on robots, I wanna see roasties get roasted and chads get blasted.

>>28382588
GR8 B8 Mile
Isla Vista's Most Wanted
New Chad City
Reject 2 Society
Tendies Shop
Friday (cause you ain't got not job and you ain't got shit to do)
Boyz n the Basement
Coming to Gensokyo
Yellow Fever
(Only Moralfags) Do The Right Thing

>>28382588
Young anon, staying in my momma's basement
Not a chad cause I'm not a straight 10

>>28382776
Beanies are so 1994. Unless they're making a comeback or something.

dick like salami
fucking OP's mommy
no one else on 4chan on the same level that I be
champagne mushrooms and pastrami
one man army
bitch mai waifu is rei ayanami
I spit the hot shit up on a japanese anime board,
neets, weeabos and dark chan lords
fuck me in the ass
with a bottle made of glass
break that shit inside of me
dribble poo poo pee pee
fall asleep clutching my body pillow
use my cum jar to track all the loads I blow

I like girls and want sex- is that a crime?
To see a piece of ass and feel the urge to grind?
But I'm a poor lonely robot, I can't get none
Since I'm not chad, I'm not allowed to have fun
When I see dudes bragging about gfs, fucks, and wives,
I feel so jealous and worthless, just wanna die
But I'm too much of a pussy, instinct to live is too strong
So I'll just wait for the fat lady to finish her swan song

Just memorize a Moonman song and put that coon in her place

just start rapping lose yourself

no one is gonna give you shit for that

>>28384417
You don't have enough time to rap a whole song in a rap battle

>>28384417
>plz be ruse

Someone give me a topic and I'll rap about it

>>28384505
i will rap better than this anon

>>28384535
Challenge accepted. What's the topic?

>>28384556
i'll let someone else tell us

>>28384556
mommies tendies and cum jars

>>28384571
Woke up this morning, another rainy up day
Mommies in the kitchen crying over bills to pay
I don't got time for this bitch, I'm too damn hungry
I say "mommy I want chicken tendies for my tummy"
The bitch kept crying but she heated up some Tyson's
Took the food back to my room and shit it was nice, son
Then I feel something below, my little man be fussin
So I take out cum jar #28 and get to bustin
nce the deed is done, I put the jar back and say,
"I love being NEET, this was a good day"

>>28384571
tend to me mommy, give me my tendies
give me chicken strips to eat i want mcdonalds or wendies
my only friends are my animu pillows and my cum jars
my REEE brings all the roasties to the yard
i hate you slut, why did you fuck dad
i'll be glad when you're dead you stupid old hag
my cums jars are nearly full now my bars are gonna somehow
project me out of this neet life and into a chad
fuck stacey cuck anons just to make the robot mad

>>28384719
>>28384835
Alright who won?

>>28382588
Life sure takes a turn when your age becomes double digits

Drop the mic and drop the schtick
all roasties pull chad's dick out the mouth and eat my shit
and forget don't spit when I finish
like lickity split

I'm on that poo poo pee pee shit
cuckoo creepy white boy shit
dindu sheboon fight me bitch
I'm pushin a beamer knifing chicks
rollin with elliot inciting violence
that's a dot between your eyes bitch
this what happens when a beta uprises

>drop the mic
>run

this here rap battle is like a little race war
gonna gas all niggers like you sheboon whore
I'm just like my boy Ben Garrison when I flow
you're no-go like Malmo lying crying on the floor
I pop nasty niglets like sandy hook in the hood
I hear the niggers screaming it's all real good
gonna make hitler and the holocaust look real ratchet
when your busted as body gets dismembered by a hatchet

just don't drop the n-bomb

had to just say it because /r9k/ will make you think it's okay

Fuck off you normie fuck. Kys

>>28385020
A /pol/ack thinks he can spit, but he's fucking wack
At least I got to laugh at his joke of a rap track
I'd say stick to your day job, but I know you don't got one
So just stay in your mom's house before you get shot, son
Cause It's all fun and games when you're a tough guy online
But in the real world you got to walk a fine line
Between speaking your mind, staying true to your convictions
And exposing yourself as an idiot, beaten into submission
But I feel bad for you, so I'm going to offer some help:
Follow your leader Adolf, and fucking kill yourself

>>28385241
your flow is lamer than a pavement ape in a wheelchair
it's less desirable than a jungle bunnies nappy ass hair
Your lips look like a couple biscuits when they flap
just because you're a subhuman doesn't mean you can rap
I'll slap your bitch ass with my fat pink cock
I'll crack your black ass scull with a big ass rock
I'll line up your family by a ditch and give them 9mm sleeping pills
I'll behead your little sister with a dull knife because I'm that ill
I rock /pol/ memes because I'm that badass
The ropes around your neck, your ass is grass

tfw no fat black-girl cowtits on your face

: (

>>28385408
First off, I'm not black, you retard, I'm white
Second, I'm not even a rapper, never wanted a fight
But I can't hold back when I see /pol/ cancer escape
from its containment board, we must need stronger gates
You obsess over blacks because your dick is tiny
They're not the reason you fail in life, it's cause you're whiny
A keyboard warrior who can't even hurt a fucking fly,
The KKK ain't talkin bout you when they say "white pride"
So give your pudgy fingers a rest, and relax
Before all this butthurt gives your fat ass a heart attack

>>28385596
traitors like you are going to be the first to hang
on the Day of the Rope, this is a sure thang
I go where I want and bring the /pol/ gospel
You better back up before you end up in the hospital
You're just another loser shitposting with robots
You got nothing to say
So shut the fuck up

>>28385749
Wow, Have you really run out of rhymes?
Is that all you got, 4 fucking lines?
What did I expect, coming from a fascist
An IQ above 80 is required for this rap shit
Let me break this down for you so you can understand:
YOU ARE REALLY DUMB. READ A BOOK, MAN

>>28382588
>wear gray hoodie
>change name to "rabbit"
>live in a trailer with your mom
>spend all night shadow boxing the mirror
>get Uncle Tom friend to MC
>mock her for being middle class trying to act hood

?????

YOU BETTER LOSE YOURSELF IN THE MUSIC, THE MOMENT YOU OWN IT

>>28383282
Fuckin faggot just rap off the dome.
If you obviously freestyle and know how to improvise at all you will shit all over her.

When you get a theme stick to it or connect back to it. Don't be afraid to change up the flow. Stay on the beat, rap half about how much you rule and half about what sucks about her.

Really aslong as you have a good flow, and can make it SOUND good the lyrics won't fuckin matter in the battle too much. It's more about the impact.

I second the notion that she just wants to fuck you, unless she walked up to you with a clique.

>>28383005
l2count syllables, you stupid faggot
What the fuck was that?

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>>28382588
Top kek anon you should call her a primate and shoot up the school

>>28384215
Why no one noticed this guy, this is pure genius

>>28382779
then make up some rhymes about her running her mouth and shit