>wake up
>see this
>she says, "Give me one good reason not to."
What do!?
>>28382411
Do it. You won't bitch, you are too afraid
Because I haven't gotten to use it yet
>>28382411
I-I can please you with it if you just leave it as is. I will fuck you if that's what you want? You want to fuck me r-right?
>>28382411
uh...
you don't get to bring scissors
>>28382411
which VN is this from OP? Is it translated?
>>28382411
>m8, there can be no good reasons. Anyone crazy enough to get this far would not care for any reasons which could be considered good from a rational or normal perspective. I am at your mercy.
>>28382411
Ummm...sauce? Please?
Need this to be original.
>>28382577
You're a big dick
origin
>>28382692
FOR you
origination of my sin
It would be incredibIy painful
>>28382411
What did I or my penis ever do to you?
I did not even use it yet. You are literally worse than someone who steals candies from toddlers.
>>28382884
>>28382433
You were never gonna use it anyway anon. Let the semen demon have it. She'll make good use of it
>>28382411
I can't belieb it
>>28383039
HABEEEB IT
>>28382705
Was trying to castrate me part of your plan?
That looks familiar
>>28383136
of course it was!
>>28383096
TWINKlE HOUSE!
>>28382411
I have no good reason. I want to PLEASE Israel!
"you'll cut it, probably damage it. but nothing too permanent. but if you do i'm going to bash your head against the floor till there's teeth shards in your spinal cord. then go get my dick repaired.
A week later ill have some scabs on my cock and a dumb bitch pushing up daisy's in my garden"
>>28382411
Piss in her eye.
>>28382411
Kick her off me and rape her
>>28382884
>You are literally worse than someone who steals candies from toddlers.
So? People steal foreskins from infants all the time.
>>28382411
>I'll kill you if you do.
>>28382411
Because I don't know you, I don't think you know me and this would be a very poor way for us to meet one another.
>>28382411
heh. you made the last mistake of your life
*teleports behind her with the scissors in my hand*
pchh... it's nothin personel kid
*slices her into tiny pieces faster than the eye can see*
I could give you thousand good reasons not to mess with me, woman.
Instead I'll just show you what happens if you do
*teleports behind her*
This is my lesson to youu!
*draws his katana out of thin air and slashes you with it into the air*
You are finished!
Ultimate Ninjutsu -
Kaze strike!
*Cuts all your clothes into pieces and am already back in my full ninja uniform*
Heh....too easy kid
But I'm already jewtilated. You wouldn't kick a man while he's already down would you? If you please must be sure to hit a juicy artery. Masturbation is all I have left.
>>28382411
The best those scissors and her puny hand strength could do is a surface cut and a hard pinch.
I'd just punch her a few dozen times in the face is all.
>>28383538
>implying the scissors aren't serrated
>imply you aren't tied down
>>28383266
>People
Hmmmmm
>Because then I'll like it and still be a clingy fuck just this time without a cockhead for you to use because you're a crazy bitch
>>28383585
If the bitch can tie me down while I'm sleeping, she deserves my dick.
>>28383138
can you please post a link to this somewhere OP? What's the JAV code or something
Threaten to rape her if she does
She'll spend just enough time thinking about how I could possibly rape her without a penis that I can teleport behind her
4
>>28382705
ORIGINAL FUCK YOU
>>28382636
>>28382681
Private Garden 3.
>>28383672
Love Exposure. It's from an actual movie.
>>28384334
all of the 1080p torrents I can find for this movie have literally 0 seeders
can you find any HD or bluray quality or greater torrents?
>>28384389
The version I have is 720p.
KickassTorrents seems to have a well seeded 720p version.
Aside from the penis cutting it's a genuinely good film. Sion Sono is a god
>>28384455
I could dl the 720p version... but then I would have to watch a movie in 720p
fuck it's so weird all the 1080p or bluray ones are dead
oh well i guess
>>28384487
I get you man. It's cause its such an obscure movie. It's worth it though.
>>28384512
nevermind here is a seeded 1080p version for any other anon's in this thread looking
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:4FBB46A9A04CDD29154B1A32CF9DD902E6E180EF&dn=love+exposure+2008+1080p+bluray+x264+japanese+aac+ozlem&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fglotorrents.pw%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce
>>28384572
Ah nice find. The version I have I downloaded years ago
>>28382411
I don't know you. I haven't done anything to harm you or anyone else. Why is it that you think you should cut off my penis?
>>28383210
lmao no u would cower in fear nigger