You'll fuck it up

>>28382234
She knows I'm a virgin.
It gets her off.

I know I'll fuck it up.

not all robots are virgins. don't put too much pressure on this one event.

>>28382281
I'm slightly worried because my life seems to be on an upward path.

I'm terrified it will all fall apart.

>>28382206
Does anybody have any advice for someone losing their virginity?

>>28382594
don't be in love with her

>>28382895
too late for that matey. much too late.

>>28382895
why not?

original, famfam

>>28382206
Why do you know this far in advance?

>>28382952
http://www.vice.com/read/what-its-like-taking-a-grown-mans-virginity
sorry, vicefag, but by experience, the first pussy is always wayyy overrated and fuck you up
have fun though!

>>28382976
We've discussed it. She gets off to taking men's virginity. Cute as fuck, too.

>>28382277
You will, and that's ok. Just make the best of it, and don't get too nervous, there will always be another girl who will fuck you.

Everyone is awkward their first time.

>>28382594
1. The vagina is lower than you think
2. >>28383040
3. Since she's more experienced, get her on top
4. If you're worried about cumming fast, use lube or tell her you want to do rounds
5. Don't catch feelings

Everything else you'll kinda figure out, which leads me to
6. Git gud

>>28383040
>>28383126
Thanks guys.

I hope to git gud.