Oh no! A witch has decided to turn you into a woman, but has decided to be merciful and give you some control. You have 1500 points to spend for enhancements, choose wisely:
>Nice face: 300
>Carry weight well: 300
>Do not menstruate (still fertile though): 500
>No body hair: 400
>Huge tits: 600
>Fat ass: 500
>Good legs: 500
>Fast metabolism, hard to get fat: 700
>Lesbian: 200
>Particularly light PMS/Menstrual cramps: 250
>Immunity to date-rape drugs, alcohol, etc.: 450
>Feminine penis: 800
>No roastie pussy: 350
>Pleasing voice: 400
>Insatiable lust for nigger dick: You gain 300
>Turbo-feminist: You gain 200
>Severe mental illness: You gain 600
>Chad hates you: You gain 250
>Rapist magnet: You gain 500
>Extra-basic bitch: You gain 275
SUPER HAPPY FUN BONUS DEGENERATE MODE
Fetishists and other assorted weirdos may choose one option below for no additional cost, choose wisely
>Fertility goddess: permanently and very pregnant (3+ fetuses each time,) birth is pleasurable, negative symptoms (e.g. morning sickness) don't affect you
>Made for WNBA: very tall, slender, athletic, 50% chance of becoming Black,
>Cumslut: can get off to anything and willing to try anything with nearly any man
>MPDG: you save a robot and become his loving girlfriend, he loves you back even if he has trouble showing it
>>28382171
nice face
huge tits
fat ass
good legs
fast metabolism
feminist
chad hates you
cumslut so i can live without chad
50 points to spare
start a twitch and youtube channel, set up a patreon and drop every responsibility i've ever had
>>28382171
>Nice Face (300)
>Pleasing Voice (400)
>Light Menstrual Issues (250)
>No Roastie Pussy (350)
>Carry Weight Well
>Chad hates me (-250)
please make it true
>>28382314
didnt mean to put metabolism
>>28382171
what the fuck is wrong with you transfreaks?
>>28382171
>Nice face: 300
>Carry weight well: 300
>Do not menstruate (still fertile though): 500
>No roastie pussy: 350
>Pleasing voice: 400
>Severe mental illness: You gain 600
>Cumslut: can get off to anything and willing to try anything with nearly any man
>nice face
>carry weight well
>fat ass
>pleasing voice
I would also consider going turbo-feminist and lesbian.
>>28382171
>nice face
this is a necessity, being an ugly girl is worthless
300
>good legs
also necessity
700
>pleasing voice
1100
>carry weight well
1400
also
>chad hates you
then
>no roastie pussy
to have exactly 1750
also i choose Manic Pixie Dream Girl (MPDG)
so i get qt robot bf
>>28382171
>No body hair
>Do not menstruate
>Carry weight well
>Lesbian
>>28382171
>nice face (300)
carry weight well: (600)
-I can just shave my body hair desu
>fat ass (1100)
>fast metabolism (1800)
>no roastie pussy (2050)
>pleasing voice (2450)
I'd take:
>Chad hates me (2200)
thats fine, I wouldn't want to date Chad anyway
>Turbo feminist (2000)
being sexy and a turbo feminist is exactly how you get men to serve you
>rapist magnet (1500)
I pack heat, it don't matter
Nice face
No periods
Immunity to date rape
The rest of the stuff I care about I can deal with by getting fit (getting nice ass and legs), or by devices or medical procedure (e.g. body hair: already got an IPL that I used to permanently remove ab and chest hair)
>tfw be a fit chick
Not an "Oh no" moment any longer.
Okay, here we go
>Nice face: 300
>Carry weight well: 300
These two are practically necessary
>Huge tits: 600
Preference
>Good legs: 500
Good legs can excuse the lack of a good ass sometimes
>Pleasing voice: 400
Honestly I don't want to sound like a fucking 60 year old chain smoker or something
This puts me well over budget, soo....
>Rapist magnet: You gain 500
>Turbo-feminist: You gain 200
Getting constantly raped pretty much explains why I'd be a turbo-fem
This puts me with 100 pts to spare, not bad.
And since I'm a pregnancy fetishist, I'm def taking the Fertility goddess option.
>>28382171
>It's another "jews try to destroy the white race by brainwashing impressionable young men on image boards with transsexual fetish memes" thread
>>28382171
>nice face
>do not menstruate
>fast metabolism
>rapist magnet
>cumslut
>no body hair
basically i get to be a lazy cunt and orgasm from being raped constantly
sounds like the good life desu
>>28382171
>chad hates you (+250)
>nice face (-300)
>huge tits (-500)
>good legs (-500)
>lesbian (-200)
>light PMS/Menstrual cramps (-250)
My weight can be controlled to an extent, I can shave myself and since I'm not a slut I won't get a roastie anyways. Also who cares about chad.
>you will never be a hot lesbian
>>28382352
>>28382563
Fucking killjoys. You can fantasize about these kind of things without wanting to chop off your dick.
>>28382171
>Nice face
>Lesbian
>Pleasing voice
>No body hair
I'd become a fertility goddess so I wouldn't need to stop menstruation. Just get a barren women with a pregnancy fetish to serve and worship me.
Huge tits, fat ass, no roastie
Take mental illnes, rapist magnet and hated by Chad so I can not menstruate, have a nice face and carry weight well.
Take MPDG to stop a robot from sudoku
>Chad hates you: You gain 250
>Rapist magnet: You gain 500
>Nice face: 300
>No roastie pussy: 350
>Pleasing voice: 400
>Good legs: 500
>Fast metabolism, hard to get fat: 700
>Cumslut: can get off to anything and willing to try anything with nearly any man
I don't know why a witch would do it randomly least she let me pick shit.
I'd imagine I'd me average in everything else i didn't pick, and i could care less if chad liked me or not.
Rapist magnet wouldn't be insanely bad with cumslut, plus just need to take careful planning in where I'm going and house locked up well.
Still planning to go to gencon so probably fucked there, oh well.
500: Do not menstruate
600: Huge tits
200: Lesbian
300: Nice Face
Bonus: Cumslut
Life as a horny lesbian milk maid sounds good.
Nice face (300)
Carry weight well (300)
Fat ass (500)
Good legs (500)
No roastie pussy (350)
Particularly light PMS/Menstrual cramps (250)
Chad hates you (+250)
Rapist magnet (+500)
Cumslut
MPDG
I'm going to cuck the robot and post pics of me fucking random men here so he sees it and knows other robots are fapping to it.
>>28382815
That's kinda hot. I'd love to see a femanon post pics of her exploits, with ratings.
Pleasing voice ( 450 )
No roastie pussy ( 350 )
Fast metabolism ( 700 )
Chad hates you ( -200 )
>>28382171
>Nice face: -300
>Lesbian: -200
>Good legs: -500
>Carry weight well: -300
>No roastie pussy: -350
>Chad hates you: +250
>Made for WNBA: very tall, slender, athletic, 50% chance of becoming Black
>tfw ywn be a qt sporty lesbian
Non roasted pussy
No body hair
Nice face
Pleasing voice
That puts me at 1450. I'll take rapist magnet for an extra 500 and cum slut for fun. I guess I'll take no period since I have to spend on something.
I'll find a big strong /fit/ bf to protect me from rapists and be his personal cum slut and live the neet life. He can give me drugs for getting skinny, I'd induce lactation for big boobs and providing his milk for protein shakes. If I get mad at him I'll be a dubai porta-potty a few weeks for revenge then get his beta ass to take me back, thoroughly defiled but loving every second and with a 6 figure check to put in my bank.
>>28382352
The only two posts before you decided against the feminine penis. What trans freaks are you talking about? Reply to wrong thread again?
Nice face 1500-300
Light PMS 1200-250
Pleasing voice 950-400
Chad hates you 550+250
High metabolism 800-700
Nice face and and a pleasing voice are two very important assets for a woman, and I wouldn't need ass or tits since Chad hates me. With a high metabolism I can eat as unhealthily as I please, and with light PMS my daily habits are only slightly affected.
Nice face is literally all you need to live life on easy mode and never work again.
>>28382171
>Nice face
>Do not menstruate
>Pleasing voice
>Carry weight well
>Made for WNBA
Venus mode
Nice face, no body hair, fast metabolism, turbo-feminist so I can afford lesbian
Have fun getting fucked by dicks faggots
