>wake up
>middle finger is knuckle deep in my urethra
why is life this horrible?
no way this happened DansGame
Jesus christ anon what the fuck were you dreaming about
>>28381931
>urethra
>knuckle deep
>in my urethra
How tiny is your middle finger, or, how big is your dick? That sounds fucking painful.
>>28381953
I remember something about snakes
>>28381990
my fingers are pretty skeletal, but it is also worth noting that my hand was covered in vaseline from when I jerked off last night so it slid in well I guess. there were still stretch marks and the pain was unbearable though
>wake up
>accidentally suck at life