>wake up
>dick is tied in a knot
JUST
>>28381589
thats not how dicks work
>>28381589
>knot
>not noose
Pleb
>>28381589
>Wake up
>Try to fap
>Cut fingers on smegma crust
>>28381619
you are lucky that you do not have to experience this
>>28381589
>wake up
>can't wake up
blox
>wake up
>dick is caught in the past mistakes
>wake up
>balls are holding me hostage again
WHY ME
>wake up
>mom found the cum coma
>wake up
>I have been shitting into my own mouth all night
Why am I like this?
>>28381863
I'm known to sleepwalk into town and reach into people's anuses and purses and steal their shit
>>28381857
better than the cum comb. Let me tell you
>>28381928
>wake up
>dad discovered the Dump Drum
>>28381912
I have been known to bite off people's foreskins in the middle of the night while "sleep walking" wink wink
>wake up
>try to fap
>already came in my sleep
>wake up
>can't wake up
>nobody to call my name and save me from the dark
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>28381912
Do you mean shit as in random stuff or are you implying that you reach into peoples assholes and steal their feces?
>>28381968
And here we see the Nocturnal Jew. It travels with the help of nocturnal vision and guided by the smell of smegma
>>28382064
kek
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
Mata au hi made
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
Himitsu wo shiri tai
>>28381979
>that stops you from fapping
step up your game son, I can easily cum three times in a row nonstop
>>28382043
Feces, but sometimes I end up with their money or hair strengtheners or shampoos or keys. If I'm not careful I often eat the poopoo. Do you do that too?
>>28381619
I'm assuming you are either jewish or american?
>wake up
>try to fap
>it's hard to fap right now because the skin on my dick is so due to fapping hard yesterday
