>tfw my farting ecosystem is dumbed down by years of helping my gut with yoghurt bacteria

Why is life so constipating?

>>28380013
Speak to your GP. Get your test levels checked.

>>28380160
This made kekle abit

>>28380226
It's pointless, my test levels are fucked from the start but just about not fucked enough for them to want to give me treatment.

>always masturbated pretty often
>never had any real desires to fuck people
are some people just low-libido?

>>28380291
I don't even masturbate anymore because nothing arouses me.

>>28380291
>>28380346

Have you tried working with a therapist? I mean a prostitute?

>>28380367
Don't want to get herpes.

>>28380405
Only if you penetrate her. If you don't touch her you won't get herpes. Also you already have it. Just talk to her.

>>28380442
Hiring a prostitute for talking?
Well, I am quite the conversationalist.

>>28380291
I'm pretty much like you.
What's wrong with me and you?
Penetration sounds wrong to me and I can only fap and I do it quite often.
It's more about enjoy the 2D drawings which are art rather than getting off on them for me.

>>28380473
Yes, get to know each other intimately. Pay her a lot so she's interested in you and you feel loved. Then when you came from the talking punch her and run away with her money. Hit her on facebook later.

>>28380507
Well it's not like I can go any lower than that, might as well take the bandage off.

>>28380555
Put the bandage on, and then take it off until it hurts. Become Marylin Manson. You're now a rich rockstar who can talk to people.