>10 years old
>pray to god every day to let me become the Hulk
>22
>have explosive anger issues and uncontrollable anger outbursts
T-thanks
>10 years old
>pray to mom to buy me a katana every day
>she does it
>22
>yare yare daze
>10 years old
>see sister has allergies
>for some reason i thought allergies made you mature
>wish for allergies
>18 years old
>have horrible allergies; worse than anyone i know or have known
fml
>10 years old
>Eat grass
>10 years old
>Pray to god mom dies
>2016
>she's still alive
This is why i'm an atheist
>>28380007
>10 years old
>Have sex with my best friend's sister.
>Turns out it's great.
Fucked me up for all my puberty.
>>28380088
w-was it good?
>>28380007
>be 10 years old
>wtf is going on ?
>10 years old
>Push poop back into my butt with finger
>25 years old
>Faggot
>10 years old or some shit
>pray to god every day to let me be a wizard
>playing with a balloon one day for no fucking reason
>suddenly it pops
>the pieces are no where to be found
>think I was so surprised I magicked them out of existence
>assume my letter to hogwarts will come soon
>25
>still a virgin
t-thanks
>be 14
>pray to God to make me a professional BMX rider
>mother becomes suicidal and cries every day
>pray to God to forget the BMX stuff and let me feel sad instead of her
>she soon finds a boyfriend and I become a depressed nobody
Th-thanks God
>>28380117
>5 years old
>9 year old stepsister introduces me to sex
>enjoy it
>7 years old
>we stop having sex
>horny as fuck during puberty
>>28380201
forgot to mention, every one of the pieces ended up one the ceiling fan, still a weird coincidence
>>28380201
If you are a virgin at 25, you'll be a wizard in five years. You did it.
>10 years old
>eat mom's make up
>25 years later
>discover leukemia
>almost dead
>recover but dog dies
>feel guilty all the time
Can I do something to bring back a dog? Like household items, chemistry?
>>28380007
in my most stressful situations I react with anger
i kinda like it even
>>28380241
>discover leukemia
How is leukemia discovered? Always wondered about that.
>10 years old
>pray to God that I would beat the elite four
>pretty much always lost
Just
>>28380280
>get really sick
>go to hospital
>blood drawn
>cancer markers in blood
>>28380280
You pee on a some kind of stick. Maybe from a tree? I don't remember but it was analysis of my urine to figure out disease
>10 years old
>eat ants with my best friend
>he tells me if i swallow a rock ill become knuckles from sonic
>i do it
>>28380320
A friend of my recently got testicle cancer. He told me that he used a pregnancy test to get a fast check.
>>28380375
You should congratulate your friend. Give him my condolences for the testicle he's about to lose. Is the testicle fertile?
>>28380418
They found it before it spread, he still has one of his boys left. Unfortunatly his fertility has dropped by a lot, if he's lucky he'll have one child.
It's a hard ticket handed to him, he wanted to have a large family.
>>28380522
He can still adopt a pet or something. His testicle shouldn't ruin his day unless he's afraid of becoming a woman. But buy him a tampon and diaper and shit in his mouth.
>>28380564
>He can still adopt a pet or something.
A child and a dog are worlds apart.
>10 years old
>pray for a million billion dollars
>never got it
>>28380522
>he wanted to have a large family
Get fucked Chad!
>>28380632
You are a dick. Really.
>>28380626
Still, I am making a huge effort over here to get you to maybe try, or just shut in his mouth. Please for me? I'll give you the rights to my manga collection
>10 years old, give or take a day or few
>call out every girl i see to be icky
>word spreads
>19
>every girl despises me
You reap what you sow i guess
>12 years old
>jerk off
>ask God for forgiveness
>rinse and repeat
>19 years old
>don't think about God
>feel guilty for having sexual thoughts of any kind
>>28380241
>Eat mom's makeup
I'm sorry Anon, but I can't.
>>28380720
The cherry chapstick tasted like ass. Is that supposed to be good? Also gave me a certain disease but I've got over it. My dog didn't so I feel guilty. Can I bring back a dog?
>>28380775
Leukemia doesn't give you brain damage, lad. What the fuck is wrong with you? High functioning retardation?
>>28380321
Absolute madman
I just love the mental picture
