>gf has shorter hair than me
>>28379392
>gf has bigger penis than me
>no gf at all
>no hair at all
>have painted nails
>gf doesn't
lTT Faggots.
>>28379817
>they're painted black
>>28379392
>gf tells me to "stroke this for me", puts my hand on my dick that's slick with saliva, slides a finger all the way up to the knuckle in my asshole, calls me a good boy, and then starts sucking on my cock again and implores me to hold onto her twintails and use her throat as a fuck-toy
>>28379392
>tfw bald
how the fuck would this work?
>>28379982
Grow out a long haired horse shoe
>>28379914
literally nothing wrong with black nails
>tfw shorter than gf
>tfw she's hinted that's her fetish
Don't EVER fucking post Aphex Twin on this sorry excuse for a board again or I WILL find you, and I WILL kill you.
>>28379410
Hot
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>>28380242
I think it's time you grow up, anon.
>>28380242
Sorry I upset you anon. I didn't even know where it was from. I'll probably post it again though.
>>28380242
>Don't EVER fucking post Aphex Twin on this sorry excuse for a board again or I WILL find you, and I WILL kill you.
fuck you, bitch
>>28381782
That's it. I'm tracing your IP as we speak, kid. You should have known what kind of unholy retribution I'm going to put down on your frogposting ass, but you couldn't; you didn't; and now you're going to pay the price.
>>28379392
I don't know what this meme is supposed to be.
