you
yes
(you)
come....!
....no?
>reflects sunrays into your line of sight
THEN I'LLL COME AT YOU
>>28379067
hahahahahaautism shoes
Tch... Yare yare... If that's how it must be, then so be it must *draws sword*
yare yare fuck you
>>28379067
*unzips katana*
pshh, nothin personnel kid
*smirks*
*pokes sunglasses closer to eyes*
I was hoping you would come at me
*grasps katana hilt in eager preparation*
>>28379067
I CANNOT BE LIVE YOU WOULD DOUBLE CROSS ME YASHUHA
*tear splashes to the ground and forms a huge tsunami*
*cuts self really deep directly in the vein splashing my toxic blood into the mix*
BLOOD WAVE RAVEN OF SORROW!!!!!
>>28379278
How the hell was this an origami comment?
>>28379471
>not knowing locked 4chan eye techniques
>>28379067
heh... another stupid kid tryin to look tough...
*unsheathes katana and smirks*
tch...
*performs [Perfect Katana Mastery], slashing (You) in one billion pieces in one picosecond*
not so cool anymore, huh?...
>>28379390
AHHHHH!!
*is splashed against the fence*
Cough!sputter! Coughs!
You're pretty good, but don't think I won't cut you even deeper!
*pulls out cellphone*
I summon you Chad!
*smirks*
Let's see if you'll be able to handle this!
*blade glimmers in the sunlight, red rays shooting from the still dripping blood droplets*
>>28379750
Uhhh yess!!
*body flies back together and penis becomes erect
You have failed!
*runs at you with throbbing swollen penis and stabs you directly in your asshole
>>28379775
*chad arrives*
What the fuck are you guys doing?
>>28380060
Ha! There you are...now, destroy these enemies of mine my minion!
DESTROOOOY THEEEEEM!
*cackles with clenched fists, drips of sweat going down his forehead*
>>28380123
Are you okay, Tyler?
Does your mom know you're here?
>tfw you sneak behind someone but they sense your killing intent
>>28380168
Y-yes! She's working late today anyways!
Just destroy my enemies Chad! You promised! Just like when we used to play pretend Justice League together!
>>28380354
Tyler, that was like... 10 years ago.
I'm going home to see Stacy.
>>28380060
>>28379775
>>28379390
>>28379067
>>28380123
right on it Jeremy
*stuffs you both into locker*
>>28380406
B-but you can't see Stacy! She's my sister and mom says no boys can come over when she's not home!
*trembles*
You better stop! If-if you don't then then then you have to...
*gulps*
YOU HAVE TO ORDER ME A PIZZA! I WONT STAY IN THE BASEMENT WITHOUT ANY FOOD AGAIN!
Not if I get >>28379067 first.
Hey guise what's going on in this thread?
*causes everybody to fall on their faces and twitch*
>>28380553
SENPAI!
*groans from Everyone*
You're so clueless!
>>28379067
Tch...as if someone of your level could reach my expertise. Come here kid.
*disappear as you try to cut me*
Pshhh did you like my hologram kid? You can't match my speed.
*teleports behind you*
*unsheathes katana*
DARKNESS BLADE!!!!
*splits you in half with dark mana*
Heh..couldn't even a handle a tenth of my power.
*lights cigar with katana slash*
I CC, so i win right?
>>28381036
Foolish child you dabble in power beyond your reckoning
>>28380490
>unsheathes dick
I won't let that happen, m'lady
>>28379067
>school shooter is about to kill my crush
>yell "heh, how about you pick on someone your own size"
>he turns to me and immediately unloads his clip
>when all the smoke and debris clear he sees I'm not there
>heh
>I'm behind him
>"guess you were too slow"
>heh
>unsheathe scissors
>kill him
>crush comes running to me crying
>dont worry, it was nothing personell
You can't fast as quick like I can able to. Hahaha I am up here now.
All you can do now is weight for your doom.
Penis rock might sword activate
Slice enemy in pieces
You never stood a chance against my dynamic might. Huh.
>>28382318fucking wikihow
>>28379067
*Shoves in locker*
*Goes to chipotle*
*Get's an Al pastor burrito*
oh you guys are so enjoying this, fucking nerds
