FUCKING NORMIES
>come on anon it'll be fun
>go to party
>sit alone for the entire thing
>guy who invited me didn't even talk to me for the entire party
>i found out he got laid
>Did you enjoy it anon?
>Y-y-yeh s-sure
mfw I have to go to more fucking parties
sadasv
>>28375001
>Going to party
You are the FUCKING NORMIE here!
![12278909_10208193720143883_384046127998092513_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/crsjY2d.jpg "12278909_10208193720143883_384046127998092513_n[1].jpg")
>>28375001
>sitting alone
>not going out and socialising at a fucking party
And who's fault is that?
>not getting shitfaced
You had it coming, asshole.
Here's what I always do.
>Go to party
>Get drunk af
>Go sleep in some bed
No one cares because apparently that's a normie thing to do.
>>28375485
Look at the guy on the very right, it looks like he isn't having any fun and is trying to fit in but is doing a shit job at it.
>>28376109
perfect example of an android
>>28375935
>Go to party
>Get drunk af
>Wake up next morning with a sore bum
Anyone have a medical explanation for this?
>>28375001
You got invited to a party yet you have the audacity to complain you little shit. What did you think happens at parties? Were you expecting him to hold your hand and walk you around? Maybe even talk to some girls for you? Literally find anyone and start talking about whatever the fuck you want. I'd love to have the opportunity to go to some parties but can't because new school and exam season now
>>28376190
Not him, but I literally just get invited out of pity.
>>28376190
>Literally find anyone and start talking about whatever the fuck you want.
>"So... I was browsing my favorite imageboard, 4chan, for 18 hours the other day and I have become acquainted with a really great new meme. "Dat Boi" they call it. Are you familiar?"
"...Oh, no?... well, it's basically this wonderful image of a low polygon frog riding vivaciously and dare I say joyfully on his tricycle, so the meme goes when he comes on his tricycle, that is, "here comes dat boi!!" hehe.. well, you say "OH SHIT, WADDUP?" as if to greet this very mysterious amphibian. Brilliant, right?"
>"Well, it made me laugh a lot. I also watched the Persona 5 stream a couple of d-- hey hey where are you all going?"
>go to party
>can't help but think about how much more fun it would be to be playing videogames instead
Every goddamn time.
>>28376368
There hasn't been a single good video game for the last decade.
I fucking hate normies who wake up early as fuck (like 7 in the morning) and are loud as fuck. They don't give a shit about people who might sleep at dawn, while I have to be quiet while they sleep.
Thats what I hate about normies, they don't give a fuck about anything, except themselves.
>>28376422
Robots are considerate? Wtf?
>>28376453
No. I just mind my own business. I don't disturb others, and I don't want others to distrub me. And I believe thats what most people on this board also want.
>>28376422
>get up at 6am for work
>start playing 90's hits loud as fuck at about 6:30
>leave at 7
hope you enjoy my half hour serenades you lazy useless cunt
>>28376407
Not him but GTA V is pretty dope.
>>28376599
Oh, is Mr. Shekelstein riding your ass again poor wagie? Is that why you're so tsundere?
>>28376639
>morning wakeup routine
>being tsundere
two very distinct concepts mate
>>28376599
Well then, I'll play loud 80's hits at night. Then you will have to go to work without getting any sleep mr wagecuck. Oh, and while I'm at it, I might fuck your girlfriend while you are working to make someone else rich
>>28376368
Basically this for every social event that I get tricked into attending. 5 minutes in and I start thinking about how much more fun I'd be having if I was alone in my room.
>>28376693
>implying my girlfriend freeloads
>implying she'd fuck you
>implying i get much sleep and wouldn't appreciate 80's bangers
stay bitter mate its cool with me
>>28375001
Pro tip get drunk it helps really.
>>28376287
Talk about what you want but be confident about it. When you're talking try to be as energetic and enthusiastic as you can and it will transmit and people will see you as "fun".
Obviously try to get some real hobbies yo talk about
>>28376283
You're overthinking I'm sure they want you there.
>>28376638
GTA V is alright but could have been a lot better. Should have kept the police system more similar to 4 or at least made it less frustrating to lose a wanted level
>fire silenced pistol in the mountain ranges
>1 star
>cop car spawns 500 meters away from you
I love hanging out with my friends or even a small group of people but parties can suck sometimes.
>Loud most/all the time
>Have to keep track of your cup and/or food
>Drift in and out of conversations
>If you talk with more and more people you have to either keep introducing yourself and/or repeat what you just said all the time
>>28376109
You sure that's how he feels?
>>28375485
This photo is like a cult sperg gathering. Intensely spazzy and i would not want to be there.
>>28375001
>sit alone for the entire thing
And who's fault would that be?
Don't blame people because you chose to sit there and be a faggot.
>>28376715
Try to think about the social gains you're making.
At least you were invited, OP..
THE AMOUNT OF NORMIE SYMPATHISER SUMMERFAG FUCKERS IN THIS THREAD
>MFW
As I'm walking down the sidewalk, I see a back dude approaching the same corner as me, going in the same direction that I will be going shortly. I didn't adjust my speed to try to walk behind him, as he's walking quite a bit slower than me. Adjusting my route would be an obvious attempt to dodge him. We happened to meet paths right at the corner and he says in slurred speech "Wha sup brutha?". I say nothing and continue to walk. As I walk, I hear him muttering "I asked a motherfucking question" and something about my "gay pants" (for reference, my job requires business casual, so I was wearing dress pants and a dress shirt).
How am I even supposed to respond or act when addressed on the street like that?
>>28377401
Cry some more, fag.
>>28377526
Try opening your mouth and letting words out
>>28377526
I think you were only wearing a dress.
>>28377612
What sort of words?
I literally only visit /r9k/ to feel better about myself and the black thread. I won't lie some of you guys are pretty cute though.
>>28375001
>best friend invites me to family party at his house
>go to his room to hang out
>"i'll brb anon"
>I stay in his room alone and watch TV
>an hour and a half later he comes back
>"sorry about that everyone kept talking to me :("
Fug parties.
>>28376368
>my feet hurtorigibong
>>28375485
Those people all look like autistic fucks. I would not want to waste my time talking to them.
>>28375001
>saying you enjoyed it
don't lie m8, it won't get you anywhere you like
do you really think a guy who gets laid at parties is gonna care if you had fun or not? just say you didn't like it
Yeah I actually get invited to parties/bars a lot because I look like a normie but I rarely take them up on the offer because its the same thing every time. I get drunk but still can't get comfortable, don't talk much, some girl will make a comment like "your friend is really quiet/shy", its the same story every time so I gave up.
>>28375485
>"Okay everyone, look like you're having fun"
Same shit happened to me pretty much
>managed to hide my powerlevel enough first year of college to make some acquaintances
>two weeks ago get a call from one of them
>"hey bro, it's been awhile. come over tonight for a dope ass party"
>"Alright man, i'll let you know"
>"cool man see ya then"
>show up at 10:30
>25 Algerians, speaking French and playing beer pong when i walk in
>say "sup, faggots" and walk past them
>go to the back and see my acquaintance from last year
>he goes "whoa man, didn't think you'd show"
>agree and do some gay little handshake thing
>go to keg and get some beer
>tastes like shit
>get some jungle juice
>he fucked up making it, so that tastes like ass to
>sit on couch
>girl sits next to me and says I look lonely
>just say "yeah"
>asks why im not drinking
>say it tastes like shit
>she get visibly pissed for some reason and leaves
>sit on couch for an hour browsing 4chan
>walk to the back room and see acquaintance smoking out off a three foot bong and chugging beer
>reason that he's highly intoxicated and doesn't even know what time it is
>tell him i have to bounce but it was fun
>go to wendys and get some nuggets
>eat th em in my bed and shitpost for the rest of the night
Never try new things
>>28377662
Hi how are you, I'm anon. Nice to meet you
>>28376407
But MGSV came out you pleb disgrace
>>28376812
>real hobbies
But no normies even have hobbies they literally wagecuck all day then "go out" of a night and weekend
>>28375001
No one wants to talk to the brooding asshole.
>>28375001
why did you sit alone the entire time?
>>28378123
>don't be an american
>google jungle juice
http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink7799.html
>1 L Everclear alcohol
>5.25 L(3 1.75L bottles) vodka
>1 bottle peach schnapps
>1 pint Bacardi 151 rum
>1 bottle 99 Apples apple schnapps
>10 L Sprite soda
>1 L Sunny Delight orange juice
>1 L triple sec
>1.75 Lbottle gin
>1 bottle DeKuyper Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
>4 bottles Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill wine
>8 L Hawaiian Punch
>2 containers orange juice concentrate
>fruit (as much as desired)
Whats wrong with you americans?
>>28378520
he would have been tagged by everyone as clingy/annoying/creepy if he had done anything else
>>28375001
I-I'm going to a party tomorrow by myself. Wish me luck.
My plan is to try some drugs because fuck my stupid life.
>>28378553
or more likely been seen as an outgoing person trying to make new acquaintances in a social setting?
>>28378541
that's how you get shwasted bruh
>>28378475
You know what I meant sitting at home playing video games for 6 hours a day is not a hobby it's an addiction. Go outside and join a sports team or something maybe a gardening club. Whatever you're into
>>28378541
There are literally uncountable amounts of jungle juice recipes. some are good, some are bad
>>28378608
So its basically
>dump all the random bottles of booze you have lying around/can afford into a cooler
>dump in some juice
>dump in assorted fruit
?
>>28378574
yeah just like that one anon who approached and failed 500+ times until he was recognized by the whole community around him as a creeper and had to drop out of college lest he be assaulted by normie white knights every time he left the house
I love that the normies in this thread can't even understand the concept of being unable to talk to people at a party.
>>28376287
>"OOOOOOOH. You mean a sad Pepe! Yeah, I love Pepes. That albino guy too. I'm a bit of a memegirl. Don't tell anyone though cause it's like totally embarrassing. REEEEEE right? Lol. You gonna drink that?"
>>28378641
oh it happened to one guy from an anonymous message board? must be the standard result then.
>>28378692
>Oh here's my boyfriend, his name is Chad, Chad this is-what was your name again?
>>28378649
Do you have a voice? are you capable of forming words?
if your just nervous just practice. I know that sounds lame but it'll work trust me, thats how I got over it
>>28378631
Yeah, what's the problem?
>>28378631
yeah for some of the shittier impromptu ones
>>28375001
I rarely get invited to parties, but when I do go, I make sure to bring plenty of beer and some weed. I know, DUUUUUDE WEEEED, but it's honestly the best icebreaker around.
Someone needs a beer? I'll give them one and chat a bit. Suddenly I'm invited to play beer pong by the guy I gave a beer to. Now, we're doing great at the table and I'm genuinely enjoying myself. After we lose, I ask if anyone smokes and we go outside and have a few bowls. By this point I'm "in", and feel like I can talk to anyone.
>>28378968
>not bringing roofies
>that feel when you manage to come out of your shell during the party
>get drunk, have a good time, maintain conversations beyond 2 sentences
>the next day it's all back to normal and you can't connect with any people and go back to being a shut-in
>>28375001
normies don't just kill memes, they ISIS style execute them with a cutlass from somalia
>in spanish class
>shitbags playing tiny tanks
>one of them starts humming
>"wtf is that noise"
>it's the fucking duck song
>"hey shitbag shut the fuck up"
>"no way dude, I wake up in the morning like peediddy1"
>ohgodwhy.jpg
>that little shitbag dabs like
>"i wake up in the morning and i dab"
>i'm like
>"i wake up in the morning and i kill myself"
>"woaghh anon don't talk about that1"
>>28375001
just be yourself and talk to people bro
>>28377662
>I'm not your "brutha" boy
try that
>>28378123
sounds like a perfect day.
>>28376287
That would crack me up anon, let's be friends. Actually, I'm throwing a party this weekend. You in?
>>28378729
That is exactly how I lost that last bit of friends about who I didnt even know I had.
>>28377738
>having a friend in the first place
