WHADDYA MEAN I'M NOT KIND
WHADDYA MEAN I COULDN'T BE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
IT'S STILL WE, THE PEOPLE
RIGHT?
>>28374693
IF THERE'S A NEW WAYYYYYYY
>>28374712
I'LL BE THE FIRST IN LINE
BUT IT BETTER WORK THIS TIME
[electric guitar solo tbo]
Can you put a price on peace?
PEEEEEACE tbo
PEACE SELLS
SELLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSS
WHAT IS IT?
>CAUGHT IN A MOSH!
WHAT IS IT?
>CAUGHT IN A MOSH!
WHAT IS IT?
>CAUGHT IN A MOSH!
>>28374837
TALKING TO YOUUUUUU IS LIKE CLAPPING WITH ONE HANNNNIANNNNNDDD
I really want to see Slayer live. I've had so many opportunities but never followed through.
Thinking about sending my actual gf some gore videos someone posted on here earlier.
>>28374920
She also looks like it.
>>28374947
How do we cheer her up?
Nvm sassmaster detected
>>28374991
>she's not depressed
so she's not in hell, but is sheTRAPPED IN PURGATORY
Speaking of concerts, I almost went to a Flatbush Zombies concert last month but bailed out last minute. I'm disappointed in myself.
Why do women take pride in "sass"?
>>28374684
>Please respond
Good job OP
I like how she ignored the smile compliment but immediately replied to the one after it lol
>>28375024
>alluring
guess you could say she has ahypnotizing power
>>28375042
If you call me a fedora one more time dude I swear...
>>28375059
NO SURVIVORS
SET THE WORLD AFIRE
WERE LOSING HER
>>28375059
what are you SEARHHAANNNNNN
SEEK AND DESTROY
ing for?
>>28375092
naw dude
if I were you, i'd be guessing those weremy last words
>>28375098
Tbh megadeth is my least favorite of the big four. I just like a handful of their songs.
TASTE THE SWEET BLOOD OF ONE ANOTHER\
>>28375125
but seek and destroy is a metallica song
>>28375125
>>28375144
heh
cause cherry poping
heh
>>28375144
You're right, I'm retarded.
Slayer > Anthrax > Exodus > Metallica > Megadeth
Exodus should be part of the big four desu
I'm putting this relationship back together Piece by Piece
>"trolling" girls rather than just getting with them
But why?
>>28375226
Because I'm in a loving relationship with my gf
>>28375177
Slayer are so lame now though
Anthrax and exodus fo lyfe
>>28375253
Haven't seen them live so I can't speak on that, but their last album was pretty solid.
>>28375276
They're singer tom arya just looks like he's had enough, he had back surgery a number of years ago so can't headband anymore and just stands there perfroming, which is fine they sound great, but they put on a weak ass show. Compared to say Metallica who still manage to be very entertaining
>>28375276
do people where you're from actually text like "rly" and "wbu"
It's pure cancer being beamed straight into my eyes
>>28375177
exodus are better than anthrax but not any of the other bands
voivod are better than all of them
>>28375249
I kinda want to do this but I'm a bit scared she'd find out, aren't you worried someone she knows might see you or something?
>>28375361
I don't think she minds
>>28375320
Damn. Haven't seen Metallica either, but their shows are expensive as fuck, and I'm not a big enough of a fan to pay.
>>28375322
Yeah.
>>28375384
Man I used to go and troll girls and tinder because I was convinced they were all whores, but then I found this one girl who liked reading a lot and we ended up talking for hours. Then I realized shit was getting too real and panicked and went full autist and deleted tinder.
>>28375361
My gf was just in one of my threads the other day. I think she's mildly concerned, but not enough to be actually upset
>>28375445
Women are shit. Don't sweat it senpai
>>28375463
Damn, mine would flip the fuck out haha
bloody love these threads
>>28375501
These are fake accounts. Would she still be upset?
Also, what arewe_doing here normie?
>>28375523
I bloody love you too.
I like to think my threads are sharper than anything that's legal in your country
This rap music I'm playing is making me dumber
>>28375545
Yeah she'd be upset she's pretty insecure. It's annoying because there are other hotter girls I really want to put my dick in.
idk bro, I used to be pretty depressed and shit, just kind of never left lol
>>28374734
>>28374712
You see this? STOP IT
You don't need to post a new picture showing one new comment faggot
>>28375602
I know how you feel about wanting to bone other girls. This is the first serious relationship I've been in in about three years. I have girls literally begging to fuck, and saying no kills me. One of them (who is very persistent) was the hottest fuck I've ever had in my life. I took her virginity too.
But then I think about my gf and what she means to me and I realize it's not worth it.
Lol this bitch cannot be serious tbo
Asap rocky is overrated
>>28375177
>bay area thrash
>no Vio-Lence or Testament
>>28375734
Neither are my thing desu
>>28375660
Fuck me it's tough, I'm in a pretty serious relationship as well but I'm 22 (and going bald). I feel like I'm in this serious ish relationship when I should be banging sluts.
Although like you say, she does mean a lot to me, like emotionally
Is this your real profile?? How attractive are you?
>>28375826
I'm 22 too. We're starting to get old. It's about time to settle imo
I'm about buzzed tbo
>>28375463
what happens if you meet stacy you actually like? desu you're going to end up cucking your gf
>>28375870
>7 days ago
you fucked up talking about how your car isn't working
good ideas for pictures, brobots?
I was thinking:
>standard selfie
>pic with dog
>pic with guitar
>pic with skateboard
>pic with friends
don't really want to take a pic with my friends though
>>28375959
I just don't cuck my gf
>>28374880
>slayer
It's megadeth
>inb4 le simply ebin b8!!!
>>28376061
>standard selfie
>pic with dog
>pic with guitar
>pic with skateboard
>pic with friends
watch this for advice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0IuwBDMWHw
My gf is kayaking
Hella acapella
>>28375226
Would you seriously fuck off spamming that fucking conversation.
Let's hear it from a bonafide female
>>28376164
So what, just take a bunch of selfies? That's dumb.
kek, the dog pic worked
>tfw have a cute poodle mix
>tfw only the homo responds
>>28376395
sick aahah
Post megan's pictures?
Postan what I got
Gay men will bottom for chad
I am falling asleep tbo
>>28376612
>hi
hey
>hi
>hey
hi
>hey
lost
also vaga you forgot your trip??
>>28376645
Just waiting on my name to be said
I want to do all these things tbo
Normies are super retardo
Anything for chad tbo
This is what it's like to be chad
>>28376703
You have some nerve using the term normalfags having a gf fagabond tbo
>>28376732
damn LOL she was fast
>>28376750
has to be a bot lol
If you match with a black girl can you send her this?
bump for updates
>first tinder match in a week
>it's a fat girl
>she's also 16
>>28379268
Perfectly legal m8.
vagabond where did you go
revive this threada
keep this alive vagabondo
I'm still here tbo
The thread survived after I fell asleep. Time to bring it back
N bronco Fulton
>>28381569
Glad to see you back
What a fucking whore tbo
>>28381623
It feels okay to be back
Condom concoction concoction
>>28381569
>tr4sh babby trying to sound tryhard
Comfy vinyl coco
Dodo spring dodo
>>28381626
>>28381666
>>28381697
doesn't realize he's being catfished by dudes
you're going to end up robbed or murdered and we're all going to laugh and laugh and laugh
stay thirsty, nigga
>>28381749
That's some fine denial you've got there
>made yesterday
>got 5 girls to send nudes
>banned later that evening
rip chad
Sky's Ska Siam wisp roaming
Aerator photosynthesis downstate
Women baka tbo
Rudy's ducting ducting
I need to wake up tbo
Or maybe I'll try going back to sleep for a little bit before work
>>28381803
haha that's actually pretty clever, gonna use this
>>28381890
naah keep them coming, it's late night here and this is good entertainment
>>28381897
Use at your own risk. I'm just talking out my ass and unleashing my inner autism
>>28381600
>you're so tall!!
>sexy!
I want to kill myself. Not homo though.
>>28381980
>that homo believes I'm 6'7
Kek
My gf moved into a new apartment last week and her new bed is raised too high to do doggy style on (with me standing up and her on her knees on the bed). Now she's sending me pictures of all these weird alternative positions
My gf is a comfy gf tbo
>>28375226
Faggot. You sound like a weak cunt. Fuck women. Hurtling them and trolling them is way better.
>>28382050
post them you motherfucker.
Reminder that the only thing that would prevent a girl from having her hole filled by random guys is a lack of free time
>>28382050
these threads are god tier
never stop vagabond
>>28382102
I could if these convos slow down. There's diagrams and everything lol.
Ones called the flatiron and the others called the pretzel if you want to look them up
Sometimes my gf reminds me of the goat mom from Undertale.
>>28382169
I remember her from the last thread, it's pretty sad that she touches children with those dirty whore hands.
The convos are bumbling rn
Speaking of smash bros, I just tried Cloud out for the first time in SSB4 playing with my little brother. How is he even allowed in Smash?
KO!!!!! TBO
Here's one of those sex positions my gf sent me for the guy who asked
J jetting disk soon
Someone please bump my thread tbo
Keep em coming, love this threadoriginal
>>28382413
Thanks senpai tborbo
How can women be such hypocrites?
Women literally believe anything Chad tells them
>>28382425
>usually takes just about everything thanks to my 3 inch penis
Lets see if he's only gay for big cocks
What about that girl that mentioned /r9k/? What was her name? Post her PLEASSE.
Xoxo codon u Tucci Uxbridge
>>28382470
the black pokemon girl?
We had one date, nothing happened, told her to hit me up if she wanted another.
Tomorrow night at 9 it is, will probably bang her, seeing how keen she was.
Also Vagabond, why are you such a spastic when you talk to these girls? Do you actually have a gf and don't care?
What does your gf look like vaga? Have you ever seen someone on tinder that looks like her or one of her friends?
lso what profile are you using?
>>28382488
yeah
Comment orignale
>>28382498
Haven't seen anyone that looks like her much on Tinder. She kind of looks like Jennifer Lawrence but with wider hips, bigger ass, and overall more high test.
Uninhibited uncivilized
>>28382553
>that's better than "I've got a corncob in my pants if you know what I mean"
holy shit kek, fuck you vaga for making me wake up my family laughing like a retard
>>28382591
Thank you tbotbotbo
>>28382553
Sounds pretty gross tbo
What about any of her friends?
>people actually think someone who shitposts tinder all day has a gf
Dumb stacies aren't the only people based Vaga is foolin
CHAD
IS
BACK
>15 minutes on the app
>>28382491
normies really are infiltrating this board
It's actually disgusting
OP has a GF
This guy is a chad
What the fuck is happening to this board.
>>28382669
Sometimes I even shitpost when I'm with my gf. I'm dedicated
>fun
What a fucking casual
>>28374649
WHADDYA MEAN I CAN'T BE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
TELL ME SOMETHING...
IT'S STILL "WE, THE PEOPLE", RIGHT???
What the fuck is wrong with gay guys?
How do we fix degeneracy?
>>28382786
>ywn be chad, having thick girls and weird femenine bois lining up to suck your toes
Slap diarist starstruck
Stateline atheism wayside
I'M GOING TO MARRY YOU MEGAN
>>28382889
I like megan desu, post her bio/pic
>>28382889
Mate Megan is in love.
Can you post your pics/bio?
>>28382978
Maybe in a little bit tbo
>>28382491
you are the biggest neuschwuler of all time.
of course vaga has no fcking girlfriend you retarded normie also he uses fake chad pictures to have fun you suppenkasper. holy shit did you just thought im feeling frisky tonight and i already read every plebit thread lets try this 4chan site? fck man
Here's some more Megan
>>28383047
her teeth are gross!
How can these people even exist tbo
>>28383047
quite ygly tbo
>>28383117
>>28383110
You guys just don't understand beauty tbo
>>28383113
Aurora is very open minded, or maybe just open-legged.
also megan is a dumb bitch what is she doing ontinder if all she wants is "talk to people" and then gets all cunty if you use a tame hockupline. fck her. i want skye the qeen back.
magan is trash tier jersey shore garbadge...
Football Duragesic
Is she right guys tbo?
Tubal guesswork hesitantly
>>28374649
Hetero-fag here, if some dude used a megadeth line on me I'd probably think more than twice before rejecting
Is Annie waifu material?
>>28383227
more like whalefu amirite? ;:^)
op for christs sake post more megan, top tier conv
>>28383254
Please don't bully her tbo
Swarm glands frequently
>>28383278
I can't help it. Fat people disgust me.
>>28383278
oh man she's got some serious daddy issues this is beautiful
>>28383278
I miss Skye.
>>28383303
There is nothing wrong with big asses and tits tbo
Is he right guys tbo?
Who is she trying to fool?
>>28383372
damn hes trying so hard to get that chad dick
Please bump famarino
>>28383372
I have to say yes. Just the existence of traps makes sexuality gray. I'd prolly fuck a guy if he was feminine enough, no homo
>>28383429
Tbh you're probably right. That one trap Trump supported for the 2012 Miss America pageant is fuck able and I'm not even ashamed to admit it
>>28383372
sort of
look into the kinsley scale
>>28375249
haha oh man I do this to but its less fun with dudes
maybe I should make a dude profile and talk to women
>>28383406
You're an asshole who's going to H*ll.
Does Annie have no self respect or am I just not progressive enough to understand?
>>28383326
There is a difference between fat tits/ass on a fat chick vs a skinny chick, Vagabond
>>28383372
no of course not wtf vaga you should know better. faggots love nothing more than a straight guy playing hard to get they get off in trying to "conquor" them anf fck the shit out of them baka
>>28383506
How do you know she's fat though?
She wants the dick she wants the dick
>>28383518
post her picture
she looks fat from the thumbnail
>>28383462
the scale is a troll not legit. i make a r9k sexuality scale and spam people with that degenerate trash too ez. doesnt mean im right...
>>28383278
>not many people care
She seems up for anal
>>28383536
I've known girls with chubby faces who had good looking bodies. It's actually really common
Hard to get hard to get
>>28383557
probably
post her picture tho
>>28383557
>Using sarcasm to deflect an opinion your opposed to without having an actual argument
fucking women
>>28383581
Maybe when the convos die down.
Tbh she's thick but I'd still fuck her. She's not big enough to be fat, just thick, not even chubby
Why are foreigners less slutty?
Y bobtail do dodo
What a fucking roastie tbo
Annie has the mindset of an old whore, and you can't teach an old dog new tricks.
>>28383622
I thought you were cool but you're being a fag right now. Just post the picture.
>>28383667
There's convos that need posting. Calm down
Soap whoso Epson
>>28383689
DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN MAN
JUST POST THE PICTURE, IT'LL TAKE YOU LIKE 5 SECONDS REEEE
>of course the lack of caring people in my life has nothing to do with my lack of respect for myself
>>28383729
Then why does she think nobody cares?
Megan is easily the most dateable of these girls I'd say. She's kind of mysterious and plays hard to get but still seems very nice.
>>28383760
Because shes retarded tbo
Shelbyville tsunami
>>28383804
too much vaga...
Sorvino gobi govern
>>28383804
You overdid it, m8. She's not going to read all of that. She'll shut down to the argument and retreat into ignorance.
You can't be so obvious. You were doing fine before. She would have thought about it.
>>28383804
hehehe more of this vaga, trash this roasties.
>>28383804
Too mean tbo
>inb4 whitekniggt
>>28383843
Shell be fine tbo
It's about to get interesting tbo
>>28383884
oh boy oh boy im excited
>>28383884
FUUUCK
I want to go to bed
I don't think I'm being too cruel tbo
Foxman Rossum forum
Victim Jacobus thru
Edits even rock
Witching dido disc
>>28383957
>the only way to have a conversation with a girl for longer than 5 messages is to call her a dirty fucking whore
Fuck life
Chief even union gym
>>28383858
Shit, you were right.
Why is she so against sharing? Because she knows I'm right?
Eben Ervin thick then
Ligon hobbyists hobo
>>28384050
Say maybe you can change how I see you, maybe you can open up and let someone really care about you and see if she tells you.
>>28384085
This.
And then we she's told you her story, THEN you crush her.
>>28384175
>>28384085
Too late tbotbo
Fisk Faktum tbobto disc
Sieben evenly flu
>>28384241
I'm hooked on this Megan story. I need to know what happens next.
Dish Enon fly Yhorm
What do you guys think happened to her to make her like this?
>>28384297
She's fat, that's why
Oh wow tbobmtho
Shark even enriched when
>>28384317
Ask how many abortions and stds are in her collection
>>28384317
What a fucking slut. Originallo
>>28384297
The last 10 messages were pretty much a repetition. Break through.
Fulcrum fantom entrees skye
