I was hoping one of you talented perverts could help me with something.
Im talking to/catfishing this girl online and she wants me to tell her a dirty story about what i would do to her.
Now obviously i have plenty of ideas but everytime i write them out i get too horny and it just starts sounding clunky and animalistic. Plus what she wrote is so sensual and well written along with being crazy that i dont just wanna say. "And then id fuck your pussy and cum on your butt gurlll". I was suspense and intrigue and a great buildup but also peppered with nasty perverted shit.
I would really love if you guys could write out well worded sensually suspenseful descriptions of what you would do to pic related (not her but similar looking) the longer and more verbose and nasty the better. When i get nudes i will share them in this thread or make a new one. Or you can leave your email if youre particularly confident in your post and if i pick yours i will choosevone to send exclusively to you.
Tl;dr. Help out with some well written sex stories so i can catfish us all some oc nudes.
Greentext style or regularly written are both fine. And any length will help even if its just one well worded sentence
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>>28373671
Not what i meant to post...
Just laying here eating home made alfredo and chicken pasta looking at her cute pics. Hoping you fags will help fir once
I know that feel anon, I'm the worst when it comes to writing stuff. Anyway, have a free bump
>>28373685
You've already revealed your true nature with that fatpost. You'll get no sympathy from US!
*teleports away*
>>28373685
>Ugly as fuck meaningless text tattoo
>Wonky as fuck album cover tattoos
>Windcatcher tattoo
Literal fucking trash
>>28375255
Those albums are great though...
Op here still.. Coul really use some help i know you guys have it in you.
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Im honestly pretty surprised not one anon has helped. This seems like right up your guizes alley.
Any suggestions for a different board i should try?
Still need help, anon?
>>28373566
>but also peppered with nasty perverted shit.
Need more info on this.
Sorry OP we're not gonna do your dirty work for you. Why don't you post some of your ideas and maybe some of what she wrote to you?
>>28376706
Yep totally help would be much appreciated
>>28376810
She talked about throatfucking and having a gag fetish also into anal. But most of it was very sensual and girly
>>28377067
throatfucking is one of my favorites so i would be more than happy to write about this but i'm not going to do it unless i know what she actually looks like
>>28376891
I offered payment of sorts.
>>28377104
Mine too. Not posting her actual pics here though because i dont want you guys reverse searching her and blowing my chance. Havent seen her nude but she looks remarkably like the op pic but with a little extra chub.
>>28377142
well you aren't getting shit then.
OP stop being a nigger and make your own OC
Here's what I would do to you,
On a cold October evening, it is Halloween. You are in a cat costume and are walking home to your apartment. You hear a howling in the distance. Oh shit! It's a werewolf! The werewolf doesn't know how to speak English, because it's a dog :') The werewolf starts chasing you down, but he can run faster than you, and it's lipstick is out. "Oh god!", you shout. The werewolf is a nice, sensual man in beast's clothing. You are screaming when the werewolf starts biting at your neck. He keeps you pinned down on the cold asphalt and rips off your clothes with his teeth. There is no resisting it anymore. The cock on this dog-man is as long as your fucking forearm! The dog starts rubbing your pussy with it's dog cock and you accept it. No matter how wrong you think it is, you accept the dog cock. It is time to get pounded. The dog howls and shoves it's massive dick into your tiny Asian human pussy. You realize that this doesn't feel like a dog dick at all when the balls start smacking your clitoris. It's got... human balls? You now realize that this dog isn't a dog at all, it's a man. The man in dog's clothing slowly and sensually fucks your pussy and then you turn over, and look the man in the eyes. It's me, baby girl... You get pounded by my cock and slowly, but surely, you get the best fucking a woman could ever deserve.
Don't like it, fuck off. I worked hard :'(
God damn that girl is exactly my type. Can't help you bud. I usually just tell them to meet me and fuck them. But obviously that's out of the question for you.
Post more pics of her? Also good luck on your catfish
Post what she wrote, I want to see how sensual this shit is
>>28373685
eleven what?
>>28373566
Goddamn that girl is a 10/10 not even trolling. Would kill to get a girl like that in my apartment. Why do I just sit in my room and do nothing but shitpost and masturbate? I even have a nice body and an adequate face because I'm a long time /fit/cel. Still KV though.
>>28377427
You'd be surprised to see how many of us are on that very same boat, anon. I guess our only hope is to JUST DO IT, but that seems more impossible with every day.
