>tfw I accidentally stepped on my cat and killed it
lel catfags btfo
this could never happen loyal doggos since they aren't retarded like cats
Just the life of a fat cunt.
Damn how fat are you
>>28372629
>>28372666
only like 240 at 5'8, not obese or anything ridiculous
>>28372672
>5'8
>240
You're very obese.
>>28372697
okay then, you've convinced me
>neighbour's dog won't stop barking so I go over and crack it's useless fucking skull open
>>28372672
>only obese
108kg is fucking massive. At my absolute worst like 2 years ago I was 109kg and I was fat as fuck along with still have some muscle. I am 6'1 though. I can not imagine how disgusting you must look.
>>28372721
>240 lbs @ 5'8
Your BMI is 36.5. The cut off for obese is 30.
>>28372750
"obese" is relative, BMI isn't really accurate. technically lots of people are 'obese' but they don't really look it
I barely look chubby
>>28372775
A fatty in denial, what else is new?
>>28372616
Cats literally do everything in their power to get you to step on them. It's like they yearn for release for the torments of this world. They weave in between your legs when you walk and rub their face on your leg when you're stationary
Honestly it was probably your cat's fault op.
>>28372790
Lol fuck off dude
>>28372775
Obese is a medical term, and BMI is a good general guideline. You're obese. Very obese.
>all these anorexic dumbasses using terms like """obese""""
kek
>>28372825
Whatever fatty, you're the one who's wearing the 44 waistband pants and the XXL shirt which is still tight on you.
>>28372616
Please kill yourself too.
How did it happen, OP?
Post pics of yourself to prove you're not obese?
>>28372616
>steps on a life
>ends a life
how m uch do you weigh
>rolled back in chair mid-orgasm
>cat got crushed under the chair
>didn't notice because i had headphones in and couldn't hear it's shrieks
>thought it was just a jumped I rolled over
>dropped tv on cat
>lose ferret for a day and a half
>losing hope
>accidentally break my bed, have to sleep on the pullout couch in my basement
>unfold it
>he was asleep inside
>>28372616
Skin the cat, make a hat. Your head will smell like pussy.
