Femanons, what are your dealbreakers? Are there certain things that make you instantly regret talking to a certain man?
If he watches anime, plays video games or collects any kind of toy you can just tell he's a beta manchild
Also if he says he was bullied/had no friends in school, you can tell he's gonna have a shitload of baggage and beta tendencies
If he's out of shape, doesn't need to have abs or anything but if he can't run 2/3 miles without stopping/in a reasonable time you know he's probably not got any discipline
>>28371986
Femanons don't exist.
Nu-males, beards, interested in superhero/star wars, submissive, their major is graphic design, unemployed, content w/ a stagnant lifestyle
>>28372109
Fembots*
ftfy newfag
>>28371986
>he uses the phrase "godspeed"
>>28371986
I don't date anymore, but:
>smokes anything
>does drugs
>has been with men in the past
>no interests, no hobbies
>mental illness that isn't being treated reliably or under control
>schizophrenia full stop
>no desire to improve themselves
under 6'2 (i'm 5'6 and I like to wear heels), makes less money than me, isn't at least 5 years older than me (to match my maturity, girls mature faster), has a small dick (6.5x5 is plenty), is a fuckboy, hasn't got his degree, can't make me laugh, the usual stuff.
>>28372078
what do you consider reasonable, because most guys I know who aren't athletes struggle to run two miles at a decent pace
>>28372130
> 'I don't date anymore'
> 'I found my beta provider'
Why you asking them like anybody is going to date them lol
>>28372116
>>28372078
>>28372052
Playing pretend is for children.
>>28372145
I hope that's not actually you
>>28372145
> it's the girls mature faster meme
>>28372147
Are they really a provider if they've been unemployed for most of the relationship, and I make more money by far? Notice I didn't say NEET was a dealbreaker.
>>28372130
>has been with males in the past
Why is this a deal breaker? Are you worried he'll cheat on you with asuperiormale?
>>28372130
Good ruse until you said
>no desire to improve themselves
Leave that out next time and you might be believable.
>raised by single mother
>obsessed with anime/vidya (don't mind a passing interest)
>weeb manchild
thats about it really
>>28372125
You're both newfags
>there are no girls on the internet
>>28372185
It would mean a guy likes anal more often. I don't.
>>28372188
You're saying that's the only one that's unbelievable for a woman to want? It's almost synonymous with ambition, which almost every girl lists. But ambition isn't quite it imo. You don't have to rise in the ranks of some company. Just rise in your own esteem.
God shut up with your pointless roastie drivil you damn sluts
>>28371986
Any threads that involve asking women questions always get 1 gorrilion replies. They're desperate to notify us of their gender
Take this shit to soc
>>28372233
No. Had you said ambition or what you said in that post it would have been believable, but you said "desire to improve yourself" which is synonymous with lifting weights and a stupid meme perpetuated by normalfags.
Besides, "improving yourself" is impossible anyway. Everything that matters about you is decided at birth and cannot be changed.
>>28372266
I wasn't especially thinking of weight lifting with that. I don't really see a point in arguing whether or not someone can get "better" throughout life though. You seem pretty set in believing you can't.
But I'm still not sure how saying something you equate with normalfags makes it seem like less of a "ruse", given that most people think all women are normalfags.
>>28371986
Shorter than 6'2", cock less than 7x5. brown eyes, skelly\fat\too muscular, high hairline \ balding, watches anime, plays video games, earns less than $75k a year (can be excused if he's 10/10 handsome and confident and funny), has less than 20 friends, doesn't have social media (and less than 1000 friends \ followers if he does), is a virgin, doesn't have driver's license.
That's it really, I think these are pretty reasonable standards, not much more than an average man.
>>28372323
I don't understand why you put that in there anyway when your bf is a neet anyway.
It makes no sense.
>>28372342
Jesus fucking Christ I need to proofread my posts when I'm this tired.
Ignore one of those "anyway"s.
>>28371986
I'd say someone who has had lots of sexual partners, it's very subjective of course. And just generally someone who's very loose sexually, had fwb, ons, bootycalls, been to orgies etc.
>>28372342
Because you don't have to be employed to improve yourself imo. He writes for hours every day, does some freelance, most of his hobbies include fixing things and creating things and he's generally motivated to achieve more than sitting in a dark room consuming media.
>>28372334
>Shorter than 6'2
>earns less than $75k
> less than 1000 friends
>not much more than an average man
You don't know what words mean.
Who here /looksgoodonpaper/ but is a complete sperg irl?
>in shape
>6'1
>not virgin
>not weeb
>in uni
>do sports
This shit gets me far on tinder and shit but despite it I can't handle social contact. I start to stutter and get panic attacks when around people. I don't really have any reason for it but can't help it.
Only reason I'm not a virgin is because I had sex once with a girl I met on tinder. I got a panic attack mid-sex and wanted to kill me adterwards, she blocked all contact.
Anyone else the same?
>>28372383
Anyone who isn't a loser is those things.
>>28372376
So what you really should have said was "hobbies and interests are mainly media consumption"
Fixing things and writing are not self improvement.
>>28372412
If you say so. As I said, I equate it to something that makes you hold yourself in higher esteem. Accomplishments and skills generally do.
>>28372433
Doing those things shouldn't make you feel better about yourself. "Improving yourself" means getting more social approval than you had before. It had nothing to do with your inherent value as a person.
Neither of those things your neet normie bf does will garner him more social approval. You just don't want to date a man who watches anime and plays videogames.
>>28372404
That wasn't the point. Learn to read roast beef. The point is that none of those numbers represent averages for the criteria listed.
For example, 5 ft 9/10 in is the average male height in the US.
>>28372473
He watches anime and plays video games, and so do I. The latter we do together pretty often, and traditional games too.
Having a skillset does improve your social approval, assuming it's useful to your social group. You've never accidentally told people you're good with computers?
And accomplishments invariably garner social approval. I just had a friend on Facebook win an award at their company. There were literally hundreds of likes and comments on it.
>>28372145
I'd probably cuddle with that girl desu
I'm pretty desperate
but I wouldn't have kids with her, mixing our two shit-tier genetics would be something no child deserves
>>28372519
Well you've outed yourself as a normie despite insinuating that not all girls are normalfags.
Good going.
>>28371986
ITT: If he is not chadthunder cock then it is a deal dealbreaks.
>>28372519
And the award isn't meant as an isolated example. Almost all the updates I see are about accolades and accomplishment. A newspaper article that features them, a short story getting published in a webzine, finishing a thesis, running a marathon, getting a new job, finishing finals, graduation is big around right now and that always comes with lots of congrats and approval.
>>28372537
I never thought I wasn't one, and wasn't claiming myself as an example. I have a good job, a lifelong partner and more education than most.
Why do femanons still believe they can be robots? Have they not learned?
>>28372078
>2/3 miles
As in 2-3 miles or 0.666 miles?
>>28371986
No job/schooling or not looking for a job.
No license.
Smells bad.
These are the only real "deal breakers" for me. I could learn to live with most other stuff if he's a fun person.
If I know he wasn't desirable by other girls in the past, that is pretty much a deal breaker.
An introvert who is content with living a mediocre life; doesn't strive to improve it financially, socially, or physically (his own health).
Hard to hold a conversation with, doesn't know how to make me laugh, or make me relax if I am stressed.
Shorter than 5"10', they always give off subtle hints on inferiority complex when they see I am taller than them.
Someone who doesn't play an instrument or speaks only one language, or has no hobbies outside of work.
Somebody who doesn't know how to fix, find solutions to problems, or procrastinates when things need to get done.
He really has to stand out in some way or another among all the other options, and must have talent and know how to express that talent in social situations. He must dress fashionable and have the body for it. He must have a lot of life experiences to talk about, so he must have traveled a lot. I could go on and on but you get the general idea.
Trying to manipulate me, not being chad, and lying
>>28372630
Playing pretend is for children, lad.
>>28371986
They need to be learning or already know how to play the solo violin's part on Vivaldi's "Winter Part 1: Allegro Non Molto" in F Minor on the bass guitar. Thats's all I require, not too much really.
And all a man wants is to love a women who will love him back.
>>28372736
That's because the man isn't going to be growing a kid inside of himself and then taking care of it for the next decade or two.
You want to pick someone who would make an appropriate father for your future children.
>>28372736
So you'd date and marry a 600 lbs woman who smelled like rotting garbage and provided you no material support of any kind?
>>28372759
>wanting children
Not even normie girls want this anymore.
In that respect I think having a normie gf would be much better than a cuckservative religious robot girl.
>>28372723
You can't deny that I am right tho :D Women
never settle, at any moment they will hop on the
next cock if they think it is better than their
significant other.
>>28372736
Minimum requirements are necessary in order to have a balanced relationship. You can't be super shy introverted, hate clubs and date a club hopper. Works for both women and men.
>poor hygiene especially poor dental hygiene
>fat
>watches anime/plays video games
>no hobbies
>is a pussy
>is religious
>>28372815
Bitter 17yo reject detected.
Let me guess, after waiting a year to ask a girl out, you got rejected?
>>28371986
He's dominant, he won't let me hold him and tell him he's a good boy, he doesn't like my hands up his ass, he won't wear chastity short term, he won't call me mistress in bed
Appearance wise: he's super fit and has tons of muscles, he has short or buzz cut hair, he's obese (chubby can be cute - but overly obese is not ok)
All of these are immediate deal breakers.tfw I'll die alone
>>28372810
Almost every woman I know, sans those with a debilitating or deadly disease, have kids or are planning to have them. Teenagers and young 20-somethings probably are still in the "I'll never have kids phase." A lot of them will change their minds.
I don't know why you'd want someone who prefers to whore around than to have a stable, loving family. But to each their own. Someone must be dating them.
>>28372851
Playing pretend is for children, m8.
>>28372554
>I never thought I wasn't one
Then leave
>>28372879
Anonymous conversation is the only kind I can have. I've been here too long to leave, and you're here forever.
>>28372860
I don't want a whore. I want a monogamous woman who has had fewer than 5 sexual partners and does not want to have children.
Those are my only requirements.
>>28372798
Well, got your point, though their are still men so desperate they do marry your disgusting description of a woman believe it or not. The other way around and that relationship is nonexistent.
Regardless, men's list of red flags for women is TINY by comparison. It's nature though, male birds sing and have colorful feathers in hopes to attract a female bird who just chooses who it's going to get pregnant by. In some ways this applies to humanity.
>>28372810
>>28372810
No, your college buddies under like 23 don't want kids, which is normal and healthy.
Eventually they grow up, have biological urges to reproduce and make babies. Usually this first occurs around 28-30 in non-southern (and/or) educated women.
>>28372879
>ROOOOOOOOO! NORMO!! LEAVE!
>blonde
>posts on r9k
>works more than 35 hours a week
>>28372901
Good luck, anon. I mentioned the chronic illness people I know don't want them, maybe look out for those kind of girls. I have a great professor with bone cancer who no one ever wants to date. She's obviously thin and looks qt despite it.
Racist, etc.
Is rude to people
Demands anal or oral sex
Wants a lot of sex
Treats me like a mother in any way
>non-white
>boring
>stupid
I also don't think I could date someone who didn't drink or use drugs. It's not that I don't like those people, but I'm sure my lifestyle would be a huge point of conflict.
>>28372910
That's because, up until about 100 years ago, death during childbirth was a pretty common thing (and still not unheard of even in 1st world nations today) so if I'm gonna possibly die for someone, I think it's reasonable they meet at least a couple prerequisites.
>>28372924
It's amusing to me that you think it's next to impossible to find a woman that doesn't want kids.
I mean if if was really that important to her I might give her one child but that's only if a prenup had been signed before the marriage.
>>28372901
"Y-YOU WHORE! You've slept with more people than I have and that makes me super insecure so I am going to label you a filthy slut that can't shut her fucking legs for more than 5 seconds!"
Thats you right now. Get the fuck over yourself.
>>28372857
Why do you like cuckolding?
>>28372954
stop being alive
>>28372964
I don't think it's next to impossible. I used qualifiers in all my posts and even gave examples of the types of people who don't want them. Young women, teenagers, those who would have pain because of it, those who could die soon. The former two will become a problem when they want to have them later on, but even then, some may stick to that want.
Again, good luck, anon.
>>28372968
God I wish I could act out the most fucked up, violent, depraved, abusive rape fantasy imaginable with you.
>>28372954
>non-white
Good
>not using drugs is a red flag
wait what.
>>28372927
>racist
What do you mean by this?
>>28372977
Actually I hate cuckholding.
If I was dating somebody I would never have sex with another person. My sub wouldn't have to worry about me being unfaithful.
>>28372968
Toasted roastie detected.
Why are you even here?
>>28372964
Theyre not hard to find, but they want to be a swinger that has you record them getting eiffel-towered by your two best friends.
>>28372853
Insults? How about explaining to me how am I wrong? You don't think women don't do this? You must be a girl in denial gtfo.
>>28372998
>tfw most dominant girls these days are into shit like cuckolding
feels bad man
>>28373011
Sounds like I hit the nail on the head.
>>28373011
Ah shit double negative.
>>28373010
Epic.
>every woman who doesn't want kids is a cuckolding whore
Just epic.
>>28372992
>What do you mean by this?
I feel like it should be pretty obvious what I meant but I'll spell it out.
I don't want to date someone that hates people based on their genetics or thinks he is better or worse than someone based on genetics
Aside from the obvious problems with being racist, racist people are ALWAYS insecure as fuck
>>28371986
I'm a Fembot not a femanon. But due to my autism I am hypersensitive to every action another person makes. This causes immediate disdain for others for any small reason. I'll list a few:
>begging and apologizing frequently
>not understanding a joke
>sneezing
>forced pity sounds like "awww"
>talking to infants with baby talk
>body odor combined with cologne
>bad teeth
>bad smile
>skinny fat
>black skin
>says their hobby is hanging out with friends
>coughing
>bad laugh
>trying to initiate early physical contact
>having an attitude
>sounding rude
>owning a small dog
>going to clubs
>drinks a lot
>smoking of any kind
>appearing sluggish
>bad posture
>mouthbreather chin
>earlobes attached to hear
>ears very inward
>buck teeth
>tooth gaps
>curly hair
>short hair that isn't shaved/bald, medium length is long
Absolutely disgusting
>>28372927
If you don't like sucking dick you're not going to have a partner for very long unless you settle for some sperg that would let you cuck him.
>>28373013
I can't even stand to watch porn of it.
I just want a toy who I can own and take care of. He'll be mine and I'll be his only.
I want to finger him and then cuddle him and tell him he's a good boy.
>>28373056
>I'm a Fembot
No you aren't, you're just a typical attention whore who shits this board up like the plague.
>>28373068
like your daddy did with you?
>>28373056
*teehee I'm such a robot*
>>28373056
>>sneezing
what
>>talking to infants with baby talk
you know that actually enjoy that right.
that's what you're supposed to do to infants.
it's proven by science that they respond to baby talk beter.
that's why we naturally do it towards babies.
>>28373056
That is pretty harsh but I am sure you will find somebody.
>>28373037
>I don't want to date someone that hates people based on their genetics or thinks he is better or worse than someone based on genetics
Here are my beliefs:
>I dislike mass immigration.
>I dislike white women dating non-white men.
I don't "hate" anyone, but I do dislike and disapprove of it.
>>28373100
I don't have a Dad.
And yes, I'm white.
>>28373068
Shame you're not into switching. Having your ass fingered while being jerked off feels good, but most dominant women just like being bitches it seems.
>>28372162
But is true thouhg, I hate women, so to drive them away I just start to draw cartoons on my free time, they fucking hate it !
Women are ultra social creatures so theydont realy like anything (except for black dick) they just "like" stuff they are told to by the masess or an authority (to her)
>>28373058
You'd be surprised that it's not much of a priority for some people. I certainly was surprised. I'm very strict about my boundaries and most people respect them (and those that don't get tossed to the curb immediately).
At any rate, I am much happier alone than with people who don't respect my boundaries and whine for oral sex.
>>28373133
insecure as fuck
>writes like 2005 teen on aim chat aka "how r u"
>listens to exclusively rap or top 100
>body building as a hobby
>religion is a huge part of the life
>fat and bad hygiene
>drinks alcohol daily
>does drugs
>hasn't picked up a book since being forced to in high school
>anger issues or extremely social
>>28373156
>insecure as fuck
Not at all. It's a free country, you can date whomever you want, but I'm not going to date a white woman who hates herself, her group and is ok with having children with non-white men.
Sorry. I've seen the damage of immigration first hand, I'm European.
>>28373151
I don't know what you mean. I don't see how wanting to take care of a guy is bitchy.
I'm not a switch sorry.
>passed on all those "fembot" lists
>STILL no gf
You can all just fuck off.
>>28373156
I wouldn't whine or demand it, but it is literally the only kind of sex that is enjoyable for me. I have no problems fucking a girl however she wants it for however long she wants it because I simply won't cum from anything but oral sex.
I think it would be extremely mean of someone to deny me any release because they don't like a dick in their mouth for 5 minutes after I just fucked them for an hour.
>>28373170
>I don't see how wanting to take care of a guy is bitchy.
No, I mean a lot of dominant women just seem to enjoy being sadistic and mean. It's not even a sexual thing for them, it's sick.
>>28373157
>Body building as a hobby
>fat
>>28373191
So if I never had sex with you but gave you blowjobs every day you'd be happy?
I don't find sex enjoyable at all either.
I have no gag reflex.
Usually I don't date anyone because guys expect sex and I don't like the feeling. However I don't mind giving blowjobs whenever.
>>28373220
Body building ends up looking bulky and looks like fat to me in the end. But I just have a preference to skeletons.
>>28373199
I can definitely see that.I'm just a mommy gf with a fetish for eating ass
>>28373157
You're list is short, a lot of people are not like that, sure you didn't think this through? What about aspirations, goals, how he interacts with children or pets, family life, his assets, education. Let me guess, you're young aren't you?
>>28373227
I don't even need them everyday but yes that would be perfect for me, although I would feel bad that I wouldn't be giving you any sexual satisfaction either. It would seem unfair to you.
Does nothing feel good for you? Not oral sex or vibrator stimulation or anything?
>If 5'7" or under it, aka equal or shorther than me
>Poor
>4 inch dick or less
>>28373056
>But due to my autism I am hypersensitive to every action another person makes
This is literally just called being a woman. Don't pretend you're a robot
>>28371986
If he has a foot fetish I nope the fuck out
>>28373256
When I was younger I was really into e stim and just ruined all sensation down there. I can only cum when people play with my tits and kiss me.
>>28373251
This thread was about deal breakers not what our perfect partner would be like. In which case I'll just add
>doesnt get along well with me and has a completely different set of interests
I would just want someone I could enjoy spending time with right?
>>28373246
>mommy gf
How old are you?
>>28371986
> Dull, boring conversationalist
> Zero interests or hobbies
> Idealises women
> Anger issues
> Slimy or manipulative language
> Gives me a reason not to respect him
>>28373296
>I can only cum when people play with my tits and kiss me.
>Usually I don't date anyone because guys expect sex and I don't like the feeling. However I don't mind giving blowjobs whenever.
We are literally perfect for each other sexually. I love sucking on tits and kissing everywhere more than anything else.
What a horrible feeling.
>>28373318
19. USA.
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>>28372412
Gaining/improving skills and improving your craft are very much self improvement.
>>28372386
Oh sweetheart. You'll do fine; you need a sweet, understanding girlfriend who also panics about sex so that you can discover the joys of sexual intimacy at a nice, slow pace.
May I suggest joining a church and/or trying to meet somebody home schooled?
>>28373355
Giving rimjobs is kind of submissive though, fembot.
Have you ever actually done it before?
>>28373191
You are undateable to me if you ever expect a blowjob from me. And you should consider me undateable because I don't give them. Instead of being upset about my dealbreakers, you really should just move on and date someone else.
I barely like ANY sex, senpai. I'm like you, no real pleasure from sex. You wouldn't be fucking me for an hour if we were dating. I would get so bored if I had to have sex for an hour.
A lot of guys are kind of shitty partners in their first few relationships. I know I sure was
>crazy insecure and jealous of other guys she may have any type of contact with
>freak out about how many partners they have had
>whine for sec and get mad when she wouldn't put out
>Be super apologetic and do shit like hit myself when drunk to make up for being mean or making a mistake
I did all the shit girls ITT say they don't want in a man, basically. I learned from my mistakes and though I am far from perfect, I am much more desireable now than when I was teen/young adult.
>>28373376
Yes. I like to give a rimjob and then finger them while blowing them. If they really like anal I'll fuck them with a strap on but that's up to them.tfw I'm still a virgin though
>>28373381
good job growing up, I am proud of you and hope you find the grown up relationship of your dreams
>>28373330
Why is it a horrible feeling?
It's nice to know someone else exists that would fit with me sexually. What do you want in a relationship?
>>28373389
Are you fat?
Are you white?
Do you every cry randomly?
Do you dislike the idea of sex outside of a relationship?
>>28373407
>Are you fat?
No, I'm decently fit.
>Are you white?
Yes. Very pale.
>Do you ever cry randomly?
Not usually. I cry sometimes if I have a reason to.
>Do you dislike the idea of sex outside of a relationship?
Yes of course. It isn't a relationship if they aren't faithful.
>>28373391
Stop obsessing over how many partners she has had, beta.
>>28373381
Haven't had any relationships yet, your words are ingrained in my mind (just in case).
>>28372412
>fixing things and writing are not self-improvement
>fixing things are not self-improvement
So learning to fix different things you didn't know how to fix that other people probably don't know how to fix is not self-improvement or improvement in general?
>mfw games/anime on so many lists
>mfw this isn't a joke
t. attractive gamedev major
>>28373432
How tall are you?
Do you have any favorite kinds of entertainment?
What color is your hair?
>Very pale
Nice.
>>28373403
>Why is it a horrible feeling?
Because out of the women I have been with, not one of them was really compatible with me like that. I doubt I will ever find one that is.
>What do you want in a relationship?
Someone who has actual interests and goals and likes to share in those interests with me, and I would like her to share in mine. Someone who is verbose enough to have meaningful conversation. Someone who isn't so interested in partying/clubbing/getting wasted all the time, etc, although doing these things on occasion would be okay. Someone who would take the relationship seriously. Someone who would contribute to deepening the relationship in equal measure to myself. I'm tired of short term bullshit.
Basically I want a best friend that also happens to be my partner. If you were asking for deal breakers I can list those instead.
What do you actually want out of relationship?
>>28373474
>How tall are you?
5'8
>Do you have any favorite kinds of entertainment?
Vidya and anime. I play volleyball on the weekends.
>What color is your hair?
Dark blonde but it has some red tint to it. I was thinking about dying it at some point.
What about you ?
>How long is your hair?
>Are you white ?
>What's your favorite kind of entertainment?
Someone who gets irrationally angry about things. Like if a plan has to change/something gets in the way and they get really angry. Its annoying, unnecessary and useless, and every person ive known who still behaves like that in their 20s (teenagers often grow out of it so i dont really count them unless they make a habit of it) has only gotten worse with age.
Also people who just complain a lot or are negative about things in general. I understand it to an extent, but people like that are just really depressing to be with. I don't mind it so much in friends, but i wouldnt date someone like that.
>>28373368
good luck with that when you're 21, literally no grills my age are virgins. Besides, I'm really not in to religion
>inb4 fedora tip
>>28373482
I've been looking for the exact same thing. I dont drink or smoke and I usually don't go to parties. I just want a boyfriend I can stay home and cuddle with. I don't want him to feel like he has to take me out or always do things with me. I'm just as happy sitting on a couch with him watching shows.
What're your interests?
>be 5'6
>watch anime
>quit my ultra shitty job to go to Japan
>27
>returning to Europe soon to stay at friends house
>failure in every sense of the word
>but just be yourself anon
>so are you seeing anyone anon
>fml
>tfw
>>28373113
No you're not meant to talk to babies in baby talk, its bad for their development. They learn to talk faster and better if you speak to them properly. Obviously not like talking how you would to an adult (i.e. things you might not want them to pick up), but youre not meant to be like "who's a widdle baby den" and that shit
>>28373589
Exactly, enough bullshit, stop whining. Let them know what the worlds all about, they'll be finding out soon enough the hard way. They tell you that you can be whatever you like, 20 years later your posting on this place dying inside most of the time.
>>28373562
>What're your interests
Marathon running, playing the guitar, I've been meaning to put more effort into learning how to use DAWs, medicine, genetics, math,videogames, cooking, psychiatry, off the top of my head.
I don't mind watching most movies and television shows, but I am actually interested in only a few of them.
What are yours?
>A few moments' pence to change your mind, m'lady, you'd be quite surprised... :^)
>>28373389
>>28373246
>>28373170
You sound like my female anon gf except younger. Me and her do all of that stuff (except she tends to switch if she hasn't been feeling confident or had a bad day), and it's fantastic.
Don't give up on your dreams and be careful about robots masquerading as subs.
>>28373523
>How long is your hair?
Short, thick, straight. Dark brown.
>Are you white ?
Yes.
>What's your favorite kind of entertainment?
Used to be things like anime and video games, and I still play video games now and again (Witcher 3 was great), but these days I mostly use my recreational time for reading.
>>28372630
I know you were asked to describe dealbreakers but this screams "woman who will become a demanding bitch once she is married".
>He must dress fashionable and have the body for it. He must have a lot of life experiences to talk about, so he must have traveled a lot
What life experiences do you have? How much traveling have you actually done to expect the same out of someone else? The part about height makes me think this is a troll.
I fit a lot of these requirements youve made and this post still pissed me off.
Why are 90% of girls so fucking boring? femanons explain yourselves
the only thing that will put me off of a guy is it he has anger issues and has angry outbursts. or an incredibly tiny penis. (sub 4 inches)
>>28372145
>6'3
>easily 6.5x5
>not a fuckboy
>can make you laugh
If i pass some of the made up girl standards, where is my gf?
So how many women have posted so far in this thread?
>>28373661
Anime and videogames when I'm not at work.
I used to play guitar but my hands are really small and I couldn't play it too well. I like cooking too.you sound perfect please be real
>>28373378
>I've never been with someone who's good at sex but still pretend i know all about it.
You've never had good sex.
>>28373378
Ever been with a black man, white girl? Maybe that's what u need.
>>28373875
I'll post contact info if you want to continue talking.
>>28373739
Cute. I tend to like guys with longer hair so would you be willing to grow it out?
What types of books do you like ?
You seem like someone I'd like to hold. Maybe you could lay in my lap while reading a book
>>28373911
If you want to I'd contact you. I don't want to force myself on you or anything ;-;
>>28373913
>I tend to like guys with longer hair so would you be willing to grow it out?
Maybe, it tends to grow out in the sense of getting thicker and moppier though.
>What types of books do you like ?
Fiction wise? Delicious plebby genre fiction, i.e. sci-fi and fantasy novels, a lot of historical fiction (I, Claudius is my favorite), classics and your typical /lit/ approved stuff (Cervantes to Giuseppe Tomasi).
>You seem like someone I'd like to hold. Maybe you could lay in my lap while reading a book
Sounds comfy after work.
Let me think...
>over 5'5
>doesn't watch anime
>doesn't live with family (shows commitment to most important people)
>overtly confident, brags a lot
>not quiet enough
>no intense interest in niche subject
>>28373946
please don't be malehttp://pastebin.com/8TrTvYa7
>>28372857
Please marry me
I'm so lonely and that sounds so nice
>>28374002
A ton of people here are saying to not watch anime. But it's just a show to watch, what's wrong with that?
To me it's like saying you want to find someone who doesn't watch movies.
>>28374099
I think it's because they're under the delusion that watching anime usually means you're a beta loser with a waifu.
>>28373827
>Rule 29: On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents.
>Rule 30: There Are NO Girls On The Internet
0 have posted ITT
>>28374115
No I meant he MUST watch anime. Bonus of its yuri.
>>28374181
>yuri.
Shit taste.
>>28374233
Watch your mouth kiddo, that's all I'm gonna say for now.
>>28374252
Call me kid again and I'm gonna trace your IP fucking loser pedophile lesbian lover.
- if he constantly talks about how shitty his life is. i didn't have the best childhood either, but i don't parade it like it's something to brag about. nasty.
- over-talkative. i'm fine with quiet guys, and talkative ones are even better. but if he's interrupting me and talking over me and always running his mouth, it's a big turn-off.
- superiority complexes. guys who think they know everything and can do no wrong are gross.
- guys who do drugs or drink 'just because', or to treat some disorder that they have. shows they don't give a shit about themselves and don't want to find proper help for disorders. i definitely don't want to be with that kind of person.
- guys who have little to no interests. if a guy is really passionate about anything, nerdy shit especially, i'm totally down to get into it. i love learning about new shit. if we have nothing to talk about, it gets really boring really fucking fast.
- hamplanets. chub can be fine, i've been attracted to plenty of dudes with some chub, but fat-asses are not on my list.
- guys smaller than me. i'm 5'2". that's too damn short.
- guys who don't believe in anything that isn't scientific and won't open up to learn about it (a.k.a. extreme atheists and extreme skeptics). paranormal shit is one of my favorite things. if we can't talk about that, a huge chunk of my interest is gone already.
I'm not gonna lie, I've never dated anyone before, but now I'm really worried about how shitty a partner I'll be, or even just a person to date in general.
>fat (technically obese, but look chubby)
>under 6'2
>have a passing interest in card games and certain anime (tatami galaxy, kaiji, etc.)
>have multiple taboo fetishes
>quite extroverted
:(
>>28374378
I also am afraid of shit like being manipulative and such. I tend to get clingy, and I don't like that because I feel like it's selfish of me to put my emotional needs ahead of there's with emotional suffocation
>>28372954
Are you this weeks neonazi ego crutch?
I was recently preparing myself to tackle love again
The first three posts absolutely destroyed me.
I guess I'll just focus on drawing cute anime girls and forget about love once again.
>>28374518
Why do non-white guys get so assmad when a white girl says she prefers white guys?
No white guy gives an iota of a fuck if asian or black girls say they aren't into white guys.
>>28372386
Dude you literally described me. Right down to the sexual anxiety thing as well. Only I'm not overly spergy in person, its more just that I have a hard time being myself when I first meet people. Pretty much every girl who's liked me has only liked me after they've seen the drunk and outgoing version of me.
All I want is to find a kind of spergy qt who is willing to put up with my trust issues and anxiety long enough for me to be comfortable around.
>>28372241
Shove a titty in your mouth you big slobbering baby
>Fat
>non- white
>does drugs
>is pushy/too clingy
>boring, has no passions
>terrible grammar
>superatheist or superreligious
>Smokes
>dumb
>poor hygiene
>aggressive
>doesn't like to be cuddled
And the list goes on and on.
>>28372334
A man wrote this
>doesn't read
>>28372145
got to love how men have to jump through all these fucking hoops just to be considered dateable, while all women have to do is not eat like a fucking elephant.
>>28374797
Which is why women can't be robots.
>odd socks
>video game console in bedroom (living room o.k.)
>nervousness
>look of confusion when bartender asks pint or quart
>general aversion of bars/clubs
>dark circles under eyes
>slouch
>no friends/few friends
>no female friends
>never mentions father
>no interest in watching any sport whatsoever
>never smoked anything
>not trying to advance life or on a good career track
>no coaster on desk
>two monitors
>furniture fully/partially obscuring windows
>gym is a hobby
top kek. then brushing teeth, sleeping and walking are all hobbies.
ITT: women asking for everything while having literally nothing to offer
>>28374958
Playing pretend is for children, bud.
>>28374958
look at this dipshit
>>28374958
>>no female friends
>>never mentions father
>>no interest in watching any sport whatsoever
>>never smoked anything
>>two monitors
care to elaborate?
>>28375140
no female friends means he doesn't know how he should treat women.
If he never mentions his father it only means one thing and I'm pretty sure that's he doesn't have a good relationship with him. Which is because he is a disappointment.
Guys should like sport. It's a normal thing to do and when they don't like it they usually like something weird a bit TOO much. e.g. ponies, games, anime. You get the idea, basically the kind of stuff that has guys locked up in their basements like many guys you can find on /r9k/. Two monitors is another way I think is helpful to spot this.
Never smoked anything just means he isn't adventurous. He follows the rules and never questions them even once... I can't speak for others but that doesn't sound like a good partner to me.
>>28375269
try harder next time. i can't even give that a .5/10.
>>28375293
I don't know what to say to that. All the things I'm saying are true. If you disagree with them then I'm guessing one of them applies to you?
>>28375269
Christ bait better next time.
>>28375311
>I don't know what to say to that. All the things I'm saying are true. If you disagree with them then I'm guessing one of them applies to you?
It means you are male trying way too hard to sound like an annoying cuntish Stacy seeking Chad and it isn't humorous at all.
I mean you fucked up from the beginning with "odd socks" and "nervousness."
>>28375373
I'll take that as a yes.
If you think nobody notices/cares about your odd socks, believe me when I say you're wrong. And too many times that shows just a general tendency to be lazy & not care about basic things like dental hygiene.
Nervousness is never cute after the first or second time.
>>28375422
this will be your final reply, autist.
prove you're a woman with tits+timestamp if you want me to reply to you seriously.
I'd love to see the profiles of each femanon who posts dealbreakers in this thread...
Would truly be zenith kek
>>28372145
You know the 'girls mature faster' thing is just a lie for older guys to get younger girls right?
>>28375436
You're right, I should let you see my breasts because you're unhappy seeing someone say that something you do is something that guys should NEVER do.
I somehow doubt that plan has worked for you in the past
>>28373291
>If he has a foot fetish I nope the fuck out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
>>28375482
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-athletes-way/201312/scientists-identify-why-girls-often-mature-faster-boys
>>28372116
Ok, I'm against all of that as well but I'm a secret sub. Just light stuff. I look hot and chadly in public, though.
>>28375476
That girl I was talking with earlier and posted contact info for never bothered with it.
It was probably a man.
>>28375476
the sad thing is that it doesn't matter how bad they are, they can still probably find a chad who ticks everything off
>>28374374
>tfw I fit these
>tfw having to deal with more verbose and active people have conditioned me to talk a lot to fill silences
>tfw I'll never find a short qt that loves spooky shit and not have to fill silences with
>>28375269
>Guys should like sport. It's a normal thing to do
Where do you think you are you mind-blowing fucking retard
>>28375596
how do l learn silence-filling?
>>28373291
>guys are allowed to like your infant-feeders or your poop-factory but not your walking-helpers
>>28375857
By throwing yourself into situations over and over again where you are uncomfortable and try to actually learn what's going on. Make an effort to talk to people. Try to converse with co-workers, classmates, guild members, whatever you do. It takes a long time and you're gonna sound silly/spergy/whatever a lot but don't let it stop you from trying.Whenever people ask how I started, I regularly credit becoming a guild officer on WoW years ago and having to get a mic to give directions/co-ordinate on ventrilo.
>>28372851
Cuz fb and Twitter is a hobby jej
>>28372927
Hi mom home from school how was your day
>>28371986
>implying I talk to men
If he seems very depressive like he doesn't find anything to talk about or can fall in love very easily i don't approach because i'm depressive enough.. so it would be hard to work it out.
If women are being honest, it's any man who decreases their social standing in their social group. You could be handsome as fuck but an arrogant NEET with social awkwardness and not get laid if you're straight. Women don't have the type of libido men have.
>>28375978
Thanks, anon.
2secmute
Consistent spelling and grammatical errors.
It means they're:
A. Retarded
B. Consistently on a substance that impairs brain function
C. Lazy as fuck
or D. A foreigner
>>28376263
This is your sole dealbreaker? That's it?
>>28372334
2/10 nice first time troll you will improve as you mature
>>28376263
In her social group she perceives intelligence to be the elevating factor, so men she perceives as unintelligent are not valuable. For women it's all about elevating social status.
>>28376272
It's dumb to put them all in a big tl,dr block.
Nobody wants to read that shit except for sub 90s who thirst for flabby neet hamplanet puss.
Instead, I can find the most unique or inflammatory red flags and post them one at a time for actual bantz and discussion.
>>28376362
Post more. You seem interesting.
Also be my gf.
>>28376361
I think the hivemind is more defensible than r9k casts it as, it's probably the strongest female exclusive self-preservation mechanism.
Adapting your tastes, views, and personality has been essential to survival in a chaotic environment often formed by completely arbitrary cultural mores.
>engages in "casual touch"
>also repeats the same action over and over again
Has been reading PUA, cut all contact immediately.
>>28374374
>5ft2
>paranornmal shit is one of my favorite things
>all these standards
Off yourself
>makes fun of the food/drink I'm trying to enjoy as a conversation topic
>describes in detail what's wrong with it and compares the textures/smells to gross shit as I'm consuming them
Seriously fuck off I'm trying to enjoy my V8
>prominent body mods
Absolutely disgusting.
Fembots and faggots:
Beard or no beard
>>28376772
No beard, anon.
They feel bad to kiss, it's like a brillo pad.
>>28374002
Why do you taunt me so much?
>>28373157
>my taste in music is superior to everyone else's
>>28376772
I'm a fag and I love beards and thick body hair on men, but sadly I know I am a minority and most (gays and women both) generally don't like it. I don't understand why, it's natural.
>>28377347
>>28376791
I shaved it. I think I should have kept it.
i'm a passable trap but here are mines:
>bald
>not skinnyfat and/or chubby
>doesn't like being dominated
>addicted to any hard drugs
>>28377291
I love hip-hop but if it's the only thing you listen to you have objectively shit taste.
>fat
>non-white
>NEET
>any female "friends"
>lots of female friends
>odd predilection with teenage girls
>picky eater (probably the top deal breaker, so annoying, if you're too squeamish about some raw fish you're not a real man)
>incompatible degeneracy
>shit taste in interests of his choice
>no real interests (I don't care if someone wants to watch Barney in their spare time, it's far less weird than doing literally nothing)
>has paid for sex in any form
>short temper
>watches sports (zzzzz)
>not predominantly submissive in bed
>more than two sexual or romantic partners in the past
>doesn't want kids
>thinks he's better than everyone around him and very arrogant
>>28374614
>back to germany
>>28374958
lol watching sports,
>watching sports
Lmao wut
>>28375269
Apparently combustion a substance makes you adventurous
>>28377459
>has paid for sex in any form
>thinks that being a married woman is fundamentally different from being a prostitute
He needs at least 6 inches of dick. I slept with a guy who had a micro penis. Never again.
>>28377521
Women and logic.
>>28377580
Did he have a micropenis, or do you have a macrocunt?
>>28372128
Literally only britfags do that.
and it's a very miniscule amount of britfags too.
>>28377459
>>incompatible degeneracy
>>shit taste in interests of his choice
Would like to know more about this, gay-anon.
>>28377619
Found the small dick.
>>28377674
Found the toasty roastie who cant handle the bants.
>>28377653
Incompatible degeneracy:
>is a degenerate in ways I am not (likes traps, is a pedo, etc)
>is a degenerate in ways I am (wants to be bullied, peed on, doesn't mind getting his dick poopy sometimes)
And by shit taste in interests I mean, if he's a pleb who watches Naruto but claims to "omgggg XD Luv anime~!"
>>28377580
What would you define as a microdick?
>>28377947
Anything under 4 inches
>>28377787
At least you know what you want.
>>28377973
>Anything under 4 inches
What about in terms of circumference?
>>28377979
I don't know about circumference. It has to be thicc otherwise any length is useless.
>>28377973
Is seven inches ok?
Will I make you feel filled up inside?
>>28377992
>It has to be thicc otherwise any length is useless.
What is thick to you? The average circumference is 4.5-5". The average circumference you see in porn is more like 6+.
Basically the average dick won't fill up a toilet paper tube.
>>28378041
I don't fucking know I don't whip out a measuring stick every time I want to have sex
If you're worrying about it you're probably too small
>>28378074
>If you're worrying about it you're probably too small
I'm not worrying about it. I'm asking your opinion because often women have absolutely no sense of what is big or small when it comes to penises, and you said a dealbreaker is the size of the penis.
Why did I open this thread
Why did the robot get reactivated
>>28378098
Yes, what made you think a fembot (misnomer) thread would be a good idea?
I wish this thread were real, and these were actual females
They want so fucking much they're destined to be unhappy
Makes me happy being unhappy
