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2016-05-06 12:29:33 Post No. 28371825
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2016-05-06 12:29:33
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>take 6 yo some to museum
>having a pretty cool time
> free tour for kids age 4-7 available
>may aswell take my son, I'm sure he'll enjoy it
>tour guide is sweet seeming 20 something girl
>me and my son, plus so.e other parents and children follow her around for a while
>tour is about 40 minutes, and I'm actually enjoying myself, plus my son is having a blast
Now here's where it all goes autistically sour
>tour guide girl says "okay gang, we have a little quiz for you to fill out about what you've learned. Parents, you can join in too!"
>hands out quiz sheets and crayons
>put my name on sheet and start answering questions, my son does the same
>general shit about stuff we'd seen in the museum. Pretty easy children's questions really
>one question is "what do BC and AD stand for?"
>for some reason decide to have retarded in-joke with myself
>write "Beta Cuck" and "Ass Domination"
>forget about it and keep filling out answers, a few minutes goes by
>qt3.14 tour guide says "Okay gang, time to check some answers!"
>before I can even react she picks up my sheet and starts picking up other people's (me and son were sat near the front so we were first)
>I literally feel physically sick and start to panic
>there's fucking nothing I can do unless I snatch the sheet from her
>sit there sweating, hoping to fucking God she doesn't read mine
>top of the pile, you guessed it, was my goddamn sheet
>starts reading
>I'm shaking and sweating waiting for her to reach the dreaded question
>"okay, so what do BC and AD stand for?"
>ohfuckohfuckohfuck
>"the answer we have here is beta... cuck and ahh...hmm...who's test is this?"
>kids are none the wiser, but parents are looking at me like they know it's me
>grab my son and quickly leave
>son says "why do we have to leave daddy?"
>don't have the heart to tell my son that his dad is a socially retarded autistic piece of shit
Needless to say, we won't be going back to that museum again.
Anyone got similar stories?
