>get asked for time
>say its 12:30
>its actually 12:31
who else /mischief/ here?
>>28371703
>mom asks me to preheat the oven to 400
>set it to 410
hope she sets the house on fire
>go to chipotle
>order a rice bowl
>ask for a lettuce
>ask for a little bit more lettuce
>it was actually enough the first time
stupid bitch
>be frogposter
>call other people dumb frogposters when it's convenient
>get asked for the time
>tell them to fuck off
>get asked for directions
>tell them to fuck off
>get asked for help with something
>tell them to fuck off
>get asked to use my phone
>tell them to fuck off
I'm the king of this.
>cat wants me to let it outside
>don't
/tricksy/
>mom finishes the milk and puts the carton on the bench to be thrown out
>put the empty carton back in the fridge
Oh I am going to hell for this one boys.
>act myself around girls I know in advanced will never hook up with me and everything goes well even though they never talk to me again because they'd rather have a chad bf
>talk to a girl who is actually interested in me and likes me for my personality
>behave like a fake boring idiot
/devilish/
>chad tourist with his gf asks me for directions
>direct him the wrong way
>approaching intersection
>need to make a right
>switch over and turn left
>Burger king
>Customer orders 10pc chicken nuggets
>Put in 9
>>28371981
You're a goddamn monster
>"experiment" with my sexuality
>don't conduct statistical tests of significance, log results in any formal manner, or even have my findings peer reviewed
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>>28371981
>Burger king
>Customer orders 10pc chicken nuggets
>Put in 11
I usually post this but I thought you green horn mischiefers could pick up a classic
>head and shoulders body shampoo
>Use it on my ass and balls
>have gum
>chad friend asks for some
>give him an empty wrapper
I done did a real good mischief lads
>>28371703
>tell mom i'm going to hang myself
>actually slit my wrists
D E V I L I S H
>in Afghanistan when I was still in the marines
>doing IA drills
>instructed to rapidly shoot a target with five shots
>sneak a sixth shot in
>post another derivative shitpost no one cares about into a void instead of contributing something meaningful or doing something useful
>office space that I work at recently downsized, all people are now working in close quarters.
>start wearing adult diapers and purposefully shit in them while at work
>make sure to spread my legs so my diaper-shit-air fills up the small office space
>all of my co-workers always gag, they know it's me
>smile like I know nothing and do my work
>I get paid for this shit
>use capitaI i's in pIace of Iower case I's
>speII check throws a hissy fit
>idiots are reaIIy reading "use capitai i's in piace of iower case i's"
S P A W N O F S A T A N
>go to subway
>order sandwich I want the exact way I want it
>do you want extra cheese for an additional $0.50?
>say yes
>didn't want extra cheese
>pulled out of the sub and threw it away
haha made you waste cheese
>>28371843
as someone who works at chipotle, do whatever the fuck you want to the line people, their job is so much easier than front of back grill
>mfw normie line girl knocks over my pile of dishes and doesn't even offer to help me pick them up
>'Can you tell me how to get to McDonald's?'
>'There is no McDonald's in this town.'
>yell wipeyy
>poop mommy in the hand
I wonder when she will learn
>girl asks me go to a party
>say i'm busy with finals
>i'm actually busy jerking off and shitposting on my favorite forum
haha, every time
>>28371843
>getting lettuce
If it's iceberg, you're literally just putting solid water on your food, bro.
>>28371848
Stfu you dump frogpogster
