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>meet cute girl in one of my classes
>she's really quiet, homely and cute
>get to know her and find out she likes anime and kpop
>one day she brings her bf to class and he's literally a 6'2 chad with tattoos on his arms

THE MEME IS REAL WHAT THE FUCK
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>>28371169
it's not a meme retard, it's what girls like masculine guys, not a faggot who watches anime and listens to girl kpop bands.
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>>28371183

except that they literally share no common interests so why is HE dating HER and not some STACY SLUT?

WHAT THE FUCK
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>>28371199
Probably the most pathetic beta post I've read all week.

Just be yourself.
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>>28371199
She puts out easily
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>>28371214
>28371214

YOU'RE HIM AREN'T YOU

FUCK OFF JAY
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>>28371199

>implying she isn't actually a stacy slut

search your heart anon, you know it to be true
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>>28371199
Daily reminder to just be yourself bro haha :o)
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>>28371233
>implying all girls aren't stacy sluts
Just take a look at all those fembot threads.
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>>28371199
Why not?
Alpha claims all females and you wrote that she is cute.

Have you seen all those commercials with girls in all sizes and shit?
Have you seen similar one with fat and short guys?
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>>28371169
All memes are based in reality.
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All you need to get girls is confidence and humor, so just be yourself and don't forget it's not how big it is it's how you use it that matters.
Also don't forget to lift, get a good haircut, have a good diet and hygiene and some good clothes and shoes and the girls will come FLOCKING, if you're yourself that is.
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>>28371265
>Confidence and humor
>Change everything about you
>Be yourself

Which one? Do you want me to be myself or do you want me to be a Chad?
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>>28371169
>attaching to women this easily
the trick is to not give a fuck
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>>28371265
Epic
Origami
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>>28371279
You need to get out of that negative mindset bro. There are no Chads and Stacies, everyone is really just as insecure are you are and has the same worries as you do.
Just focus on improving yourself and expressing your true self and you'll fine a love interest in no time flat.
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>>28371199
If she has a vagina, she is Stacy.
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>>28371305
>bro
>negative
>express true self
>same as you
NORMIE GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I like anime and kpop and wouldn't mind if my boyfriend liked those things but I'm glad he doesn't. Differences keep things interesting. I want to date someone with interests unique to mine. Having things in common to that degree is more friendship tier than anything and not at all attractive in a romantic way.
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>>28371550

I BET YOUR BOYFRIEND IS 6'2 AND TATTOOED YOU FUCKING SLUT RRREEEEE
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>>28371569
He's a 6'1 long haired programming kike with a gut. Tattoos are disgusting.
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>>28371550
Thankfully us robots can get all the extroverted girls who are interested in everything but anime and kpop, since contrasts attract and all.

Oh wait, no, women are just whores.
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>>28371603

>6'1

Because of fucking course he is. Just couldn't settle for anything less, could you, roastie?
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>>28371641
Jajajajaja

He's just that height. I've dated a guy who was 5'7 before, and had a crush on a 5'5 individual as well. I could honestly care less. No "settling" was involved. Chill out cunt.
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>>28371569
I feel the same as her, and mine's a 6 foot chubby sysadmin. I feel like you're overblowing the tattoo thing. I don't even know of men who do have tattoos, outside of criminal family members.
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>>28371668
>>28371569

>6'0
>6'1

NO COUNTRY FOR MANLETS
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>>28371627
That doesn't even make sense, baka
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>>28371684
Yes it does. If opposites attract, then why won't the extrovert girls who don't like anime get attracted to us introvert guys who do like anime?
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>>28371679
It's not like I asked his height before meeting him (met on internet). I truly couldn't have told you how tall he was till I saw his driver's license.

You should have hope, anon. My dad is 5'6'' and he married my mom, who is fairly interesting and rich, if not educated.
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>>28371684
>Differences keep things interesting.
>robots literally have interests barely anyone normal shares
>utterly repulsive to women

Yeah brah, gotta scramble them eggs to keep things interesting y'know? It's all about being attracted to unique people.
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>>28371694
They do when the guy is attractive. At least sometimes, from my experience.

A sub-plot of Genshiken even concerns that.
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>>28371714
Ugh, stop being so negative

Lots of girls are attracted to nerdy guy
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>>28371300

>6'1'' programming kike

So a really tall dude with money, got it
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>>28371736
See robots, this is exactly what I mean.
I am SO attracted to this guy and that is only because you can tell he is so confident in his nerdiness, if you guys would stop being so self-loathing and start embracing yourselves a little more you'd be so much happier!
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>>28371694
If they did would there be any common ground at all? My boyfriend and I have different interests but it isn't to an extreme where we have absolutely nothing in common. You wouldn't be happy with a bubbly extroverted Stacy who only wanted to go shopping or get her nails done.

>>28371714
Why are you limiting yourself to normies? with that myopic attitude you might be grazing over potential friends or partners (who are wimmin) and if you're so stubborn that no one outside of this imageboard can relate to you then woo some fembot
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>>28371763

>that is only because you can tell he is so confident in his nerdiness

Bull-fucking-shit. Confidence is just a buzzword you whores use to mean "attractive, but I don't want to expose myself as a vapid whore right away teehee"
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>>28371718
Yeah, when it's Chad casually watching entry level garbage. No woman would ever touch most of the anime watchers on this site.

>Genshiken
Great taste anon.

>>28371769
>You wouldn't be happy with a bubbly extroverted Stacy who only wanted to go shopping or get her nails done.
True, but there is always some common ground once you get to know someone really well. It just takes time to find it but no normal woman would ever even consider spending that time on getting to know a robot when they could spend it on Chad and get so much more in return. I can't really blame them, I would probably do the same thing.
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>>28371769
Like I'd come in a 10ft radius of some ""fembot"" hamplanet with mental AND daddy issues.
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>qt, curvy shy girl at work
>talk to her, carry on and smile at eachother and shit
>check her fb
>otternode Chad bf

Chad always wins.
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>>28371763
>just be confident
>omg ur such a narcissist creep lite elliot xD
Whatever we do, it's always wrong.
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>>28371801
Have you ever considered you're actually being creepy to us?
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>>28371199
you cant be this naive
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How do you make conversation with people in college? Without forced interaction and no interest in normie things like partying going to clubs and drinking I have never made a friend in 3 years of school.
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>>28371816
I didn't make any either, anon. In six years. And I was in a major specifically for something I loved, supposedly surrounded by other people who love it.

What's your major? Some might be easier. I imagine comp sci is one of the easiest for men to make other friends in.
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>>28371816
Just find your fellow robots, don't even try to talk with normies, as a matter of fact be passive-aggressively hostile towards them so they'd know not to fuck with you.
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>>28371808
No because I didn't fall for your "be confident" meme like so many others.
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>>28371852
Genetics and pre-med.

>>28371862
I can't identify who is a normie and who is a robot.

I don't want to be friends with fatbeards.
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>>28371791
You don't really have room to complain if you don't have snything to offer. Is that what you're saying? And that goes for any relationship. Casual, professional, intimate, whatever. Nobody wants to spend effort on something that won't bear fruit. But if you do then it shouldn't matter. I'll use myself as an example:

I met my last ex online on a maplestory forum. He was a 6th grade dropout NEET (obv) with nothing going for him but we took time to get to know each other and I really liked him even though I was so much better off (good job, school, $) see my poorly illustrated point? He didn't have much to offer but it didn't matter to me. (I'm tired) he ended up breaking up with me rhough.
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>>28371864
Read your posts again. Do you see you're being problematic and weird?
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>>28371874
>I don't want to be friends with fatbeards.
Too bad because they're the only ones you'll be able to maintain a semblance of a conversation with.
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>>28371786
>tfw you thought this was actually the roastie posting
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>>28371890
Are there no people who aren't degenerate normalfags that don't look like complete shit? You wouldn't be able to tell I was an autist just by my appearance alone. What the fuck man.

I don't care if they're ugly I just don't want to be around someone who smells bad.
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>>28371881
I already know that I'll never fit in and be happy. The problem is that people like you are still trying to give hope to robots and telling them that if they try hard enough they will succeed. No, they wont. Either you are born as a normie or you're out of luck.
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>install that miitomo app
>add this one girl off of FB that I haven't spoken to in years
>we like and comment on each others shit a lot
>learning about her she's a total weeb
>we have shitloads in common it's actually insane

And she's cute on top of it all. But how the fuck do I start things up, this is a girl I haven't spoken to since we were kids.
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>>28371876
He had nothing to offer yet you fell for him? Then surely he must have had at least the good looks?
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>>28371915
She's just doing it for the coins anon
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>>28371915
Just ask her if she takes it up the arse m8.
Easy.
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>>28371926
Unless you're a chink then usually relationships aren't financial decisions.
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>>28371911
>be le cyborg
>go to le college
>tfw le gf is a le normie
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>>28371911
I'm the same as you. Most robots are fucking disgusting vermin and even if I'm on their level when it comes to hobbies I would never want to associate with them. I hate them as much as I hate the normies.
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>>28371911
If you're a robot and you're not a "fatbeard" then there are others.
Hell, most robots who haven't given up on the outside look (and smell) fairly normal (probably aside from their ugly mug), you being a robot should have been evidence enough to figure that out.
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>>28371928

Yeah but there's a limit on coins, she could easily respond to other shit. I see at least 3 guys she NEVER responds to.

>>28371929

Nah, not yet. tfw don't even care about anal honestly
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>>28371940
Nothing to offer =/= No money.
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>>28371926
As my friend put it after we broke up: "he was the poster child for autism"

He was a skelly chinlet with yellow teeth and a pigeon chest. He was cute to me but no one else thought so
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>>28371954
If you haven't been upfront with her about you being romantically interested in her after multiple conversations by now then it's way too late.
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>>28371960
This just proves that it's completely random. It has nothing to do with looks, status, fame, fitness, hair, confidence or any other shit meme. It has to do with if you are a normie or not. Either you are a normie or you're doomed from the start.
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>>28371967

There are no conversations, just 1 or 2 replies on things. I know about this golden rule which is why I haven't started a normal conversation yet, this thing is I don't want it to seem forced.
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>>28371169
>>28371199
How do you know they share no common interests? Just because he is attractive and has tattoos that means he can't like anime and kpop?
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All the women in this thread need to vacate immediately.
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>>28371997

BECAUSE I'VE TALKED TO HIM AND HIS HOBBIES ARE RAVE CONCERTS AND CANOEING
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>>28372253
He probably does enjoy raving and canoeing but he's probably also hiding his powerlevel.
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shes probably into getting high, as well as getting fucked.
He sounds like 'jack the lad'
It burns when you cant have the one you fancy, but its part of growing lads.
Its easy saying you would love it on the otherside, but you probably wouldnt, and it would drive you equally cray
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Get fucking mogged
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>be me
>6'5"
>covered in tattoos
>photographer
>drink and do drugs
>do all the "cool" things
>kissless hugless virgin


I dunno bros, i'm supposed to be swimming in pussy but i'm not
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All ready did that lad.

.
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>>28371169

AWALT. Emma Watson talked in an interview about how men shouldn't aim to be the typical jocks; it's okay to be sensitive; et cetera.

She's dating the captain of the Lacrosse team.
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>>28372561
>implies putting them off by fear
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>>28371199
Im in a similar situation, except im the guy with tatoos haha
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>>28372561
You should bend over and let me pound your ass.
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>>28372580
Shes a trained mouth piece, works an agenda, which isn't her's.
>implies all trained mouth pieces are walking on egg shells.
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Failed normie here.

Just a tip for you guys but every girl past high school gets hit on by every male around her. Guys who have no chance, guys who already have plenty of girls to fuck, married men, fucking everyone ever is going to make it clear that given the opportunity, they would indeed fuck her.

The faster you accept that the better off you'll be. I guess my point to OP is that he was just one of the countless men who saw that girl and wanted to put his dick inside her. She just got the best pick out of the bunch that approached her, which you're not even part of.
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>not assuming every girl has a bf

1800-come-on-now
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>>28371169
We told you women are all chad loving whores.
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>>28371667

That means you do care.

At least a little.

6'4 here babe
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>>28372561

You need muscles and you might also be very ugly. Financial or social prestige would help as well.
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>>28371199
Because they have a human connection autist. You aren't entitled to date her just because you both like weeb shit
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>>28372580
That is what we call a "shit test" to weed out beta males who fall for it.
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>>28371169
She doesn't like him because he's physically hot, she likes him because he's probably confident and dominant. Women are easy m8o
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>>28371705
How much does she cheat on your dad?
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>>28373052

Maybe he's confident and dominant because he's physically hot?
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>>28373077
Irrelevant, a chicken or the egg scenario. Plenty of guys have those traits without being handsome, I see them get girls all the time
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>>28373053
Well they were divorced for a long time and she remarried, but I don't know if that counts. She hasn't cheated on him during their marriages that I know of. And I would probably know of it, because they unfortunately tell me everything.
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>15
>Non-virgin
>Still goes to /r9k/
How does this make you feel, anon?
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>>28371763
>nerd
HE IS NOT A NERD
HE. IS. NOT. A. NERD
HE
IS
NOT
A
FUCKING
NERD
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>>28371763
Lmao at the faggots falling for this shit tier b8
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>>28372534
lol wtf is up with the ninja turtle face in the elvis silhouette?
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Dominant because hes surrounded by his mates~ fuckoff.
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>>28372742
Son
You did well Son
I shall take this an honour its message
Thank you Son.
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I don't believe the story
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>>28371997
>Just because he is attractive and has tattoos that means he can't like anime and kpop?

Honestly, the chances of a person like that being into those things is extremely low so kinda yeah.
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>>28371448
He's right though you faggot. You would rather complain on some autistic meme board thay actually improve yourself and go out and talk to some people.

Some people don't deserve happiness tbqh
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Girls see guys as a stepping stone to success, not all but alot, and now days it just gets worst

In 20yrs you lot a gonna kill each other
>just because you hate each other now so much
>your kids see it, and it passes on
>no one has respect
>you are doomed
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>>28371214
>>28372824
>>28371305
>>28371763
What's with all the shitty bait and aggressive normies in here?
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>>28371550
Which manga is this from? Yandere guys is my fav trope.
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>>28371808
I'll take the bait.

Everything these people do is seen as "creepy" by default just because it's them.
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>>28373118
No you didn't lol.
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Guys will often look for a rich chick just so he can sponge off her money, which is abhorrent, callous wicked but debatable.

There are equal parts to abuse in relationships and of/in human nature.
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>>28374335
No he's fucking not right. Some people are born as Chads i literally have a childhood friend who was a Chad.

We were best friends for years back than when i had friends and a life i could fucking OBSERVE IT.
Some people are born Chads.

And yeah his complaining on some autistic meme board but THAT'S THE FUCKING BOARD OF THIS BOARD.

Many hear are autistic retards who have nothing in their life and at least here we can not feel so fucking allone with being an autistic peace of shit.

You can FUCK OFF THIS BOARD if you don't like it. Yeah you're probably a decent human being who is better than most here so have the decency to FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING NORMIE.
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