holy fucking shit im not the only one this is surreal

>>28370609
Eat it and make the dream a reality

>dick covered in smegma
>hentai that takes place in a cheese factory becomes virtual reality for my nose

>>28370609
>cum smells like chlorine
w-what? it does not smell like chlorine

Mine smells like bleach.

Mine doesn't smell at all.

>>28370819
Mine cum smells have varied, but the only smell I've ever been able to pinpoint as something else is chlorine. If I came right now, I'm not sure it would smell like chlorine, but it's definitely a thing,

>>28370609
Really like chlorine? Depending on what I eat, my cum smells either fruity or like deadfish

>>28371242
Pretty similar to chlorine. Chlorine was the first thing that came to mind when I finished my first fap.
I haven't showered in some days and I don't clean up after jerking off and my erections currently smell like fish food for some reason.

Hentai that takes place in an aquatic pet store is virtual reality for my nose at the moment.

>>28371276
Jesus, fucking autist.

>>28371290
It smells good.

>>28371276
Congrats on the yeast infection.