>>28370293
>you will never get fucked by all of those asian milfs simultaneously while they gently dominate you

>>28370293
What happened next? Op pls

>>28370293
Wait you ordered 5 beers all at once for yourself?

>>28370313
>milfs
>'ilfs'

jesus fucking christ get some standards anon

>>28370413
fuckin legend desu

>>28370413
Stated it was my first time
>I didnt even order anything from the bartender
>I quickly just mumbled 5 beers
and he replies
>"What would you like"
Being a virgin, non drinker,
i quickly mutter
>"H-H-heineken
since that is the only beer im aware exists
anyway
>Anon and i begin talking
>He asks me basic questions
>I just reply to them as causally as possible
*while sipping my drink
>he starts talking about his job & girlfriend and his life
>Im getting tipsy on my 3rd beer
I can keep going but idk this thread might 404

>>28370488
why start the thread faggot if you wont tell the story
kill yourself

Tell us more of your made up story anon

>>28370293
wait, you approached yourself from the right? I dont get it

>>28370671
i think anon is meant to be someone else but its confusing

>>28370293
So a random guy walks up to you and start chatting?
Are you a grill?
Why would any guy just do that to another guy if not being a depressed faggot thats going to kill himself?

>>28370794
>tfw no 5 beer ordering gf

First time I went to a club I just stood there in my winter jacket while people bumped and grinded around me.

>>28370293
>be nightwalker
>also alcoholic chainsmoker
>on a nightwalk
>see three chads drinking and smoking in front of a house
>one of them asks me if i want to have a drink with them
>can't resist and say yes
>chat for a while and it turns out they're all underage (yuropoor so they can legally drink)
>don't divulge my age and pretend that i'm 19
>they think i'm cool because of that
>end up going to a bar with two of them
>we meet two black females
>drunk so think they're qt
>at 2am realize i'm not home playing vidyia or shitposting and suggest we go home
>one of the black females was grinding against me constantly and was trying to hold my hand
>the two chads go to their place to spitroast the other black female
>i'm left by myself with the other one who wants me to come to her place
>spaghetti out and walk home for 2 hours
>at night
>right in front of my house ask a guy for a cigarette
>he punches me and stomps on my glasses

I'm still a 23 year old KHV who had to buy new glasses.

>>28371141
>i'm left by myself with the other one who wants me to come to her place
>spaghetti out

Epic misfortune bro! Just epic! You were so close, too! Fucking faggot.

>>28370293
>Order 5 beers
>at a fucking club
I SERIOUSLY hope you don't do this. If you need to get drunk, do it before you get there. Those drinks are so massively overpriced.

I sort of enjoy clubs. I like looking at all the people dancing and shit, its really nice to watch. I myself can't dance for my life though, and so usually I avoid clubs. I definitely see their appeal though.

>>28370794
It's pretty common. A lot of people at bars and clubs are drunk and willing to talk to anyone. I'm anti social as fuck and even I usually end up having a convos with a handful of random strangers. Also a lot of dudes are probably a bit uncomfortable in that environment or having poor luck with the ladies that night so there's a bit of camaraderie when you see other dudes in the same situation.

>>28371141
Damn, Europe sounds like an interesting place to live in. I don't think shit like this would ever happen in the American suburb I live in.