>tfw I don't live in NYC and fuck big booty qt Puerto Rican and Dominican chicks
>tfw I will never live in the Bay Area and fuck qt Asian tech girls
>>28368892
I would rather fuck ghetto Asian girls if I was in the bay
>>28368918
>ghetto Asian girls
I have literally never met one and I live here
those are all in LA
>>28368822
perhaps you should post some of those big boody PRs
>>28368945
They're in Stockton and Oakland
>You will never live in NYC and fuck big cocked gargoyles who love you
WHY LIVE BROS?
>>28368988
I live in NYC and I've literally never met a big cocked Gargoyle
Those are all in Philly
>>28368970
>Oakland
I live here
where are the ghetto azn qts
there are plenty of azn qts but no ghetto asian qts
>>28369001
>he doesn't get the obscure reference to the old cartoon
>>28368892
>tfw new yorker
>will never enjoy the smogless air of lesbianland
>will never surf with the best of them
>will never live on a San Francisco farm and do hard work with my San Francisco brothers
>will never settle down with my San Francisco gf and have 3 kids
>will never join the San Francisco Royal Guard to protect my good San Francescan Queen
What's it like?
>>28369029
https://youtu.be/ARmmT4kUjPQ
There are some in here
New York City.
Yeah, I really feel like I'm missing out on the Greatest Place on Earth (TM).
Truth be told, New York City is probably a wonderful place if your net worth is more than $20 million. Even then you're probably considered a peasant by wealthy New York standards.
>>28369101
https://youtu.be/fiW9qdxlZg0
And here too. Some of them have big titties.
>tfw I live in NYC and don't fuck big booty qt Puerto Rican and Dominican chicks
I failed senpai.
>>28369123
First of all, that looks cool. Second, that's from like 1981.
And no, you can live comfortably in NY even making like 60k.
>tfw Midwestern with no desire to move to the coasts
What's it like? How do you justify paying laughably high rent to live in a tiny box with off-puttingly extroverted neighbors, no car, and the constant threat of the poor people the next block over? More pressingly, how can you want to do all that and still call yourself a robot?
>tfw I don't live in NYC and fuck big booty qt Puerto Rican and Dominican chicks
That only happens if you're black, thuggish or word gets around you got a big dick.
>>28369160
Yeah because there are no poor people in the Midwest
And honestly, not needing a car is awesome
>>28369176
Not true, they're usually open to dating whiteboys if you're not a dudebro or cornball
>>28369227
>Not true, they're usually open to dating whiteboys if you're not a dudebro or cornball
The big booty ones? No, not really. Maybe the educated, slimmer white washed ones. But the big booty ones usually all tend to be ghetto as fuck and like ghetto culture.
>>28369244
I forgot ass size and education levels were correlated
No but really, plenty of the ghetto ones are open to white guys as long as you're cool. I know there are Eastern European guys living in the Bronx who get the local Latina pussy.
Also, NYC has a lot of Mexican and South American girls
>>28369407
Who are cute too but tend to have less booty
Do Puerto Rican girls have stinky feet?
>tfw no Polish gf from Greenpoint
>tfw no Dominican gf from Washington Heights
>tfw no hipster gf from Park Slope
>tfs no Chinese gf from Flushing
>tfw no Jamaican gf from Flatbush
>tfw no rich white gf from the Upper East Side
>tfw no Mexican gf from Sunset Park
>tfw no Ecuadorian gf from Jackson Heights
>tfw no Guyanese gf from South Ozone Park
>tfw no Irish gf from Woodlawn
>tfw no Puerto Rican gf from Castle Hill
Bumping for big Latina butts
>>28370245
All those places sound awesome. I want to visit them
>>28370900
No joke, most of those places actually are intetesting in at least one way
