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Whats everyone up to this arvo?
Waiting an hour so i can go gym, listening to music and shit posting in the mean time.
>>28368063
Oi!
FAWKING 'Straya KUNT
yeee wut brah
Look at mah fawking aesthetics ganga
yew think yora mad kunt brah?
yeaaaa u fokkin ain't SHIT
look atchu, with yor fawkin hair, ura fawkin fairy kunt
>>28368083
I'm going to the gym later too, can't wait to see those big dicks in the showers. Gyms are awesome.
Anyone else from the "Sunshine State"?
>>28368117
I don't shower at the gym because i'm not a poof. Much prefer coming home smelling on BO, having a good wank and then showering.
>>28368083
Made dis for u
>>28368063
Getting drunk
waiting for wife to come home, then get into another argument / fight
>>28368251
t-thanks
saved it.
>>28368254
Might get pissed myself later. You got a wife though?
>>28368277
yes i have, unfortunately
>>28368356
>meanwhile i'm still living with mum
>just stole a TimTam from the fridge
>>28368063
dragged myself out of bed like and hour ago and am currently getting ready to smoke a bowl. Probably gonna read and listen to some music for a while and then make some dinner. Shaping up to be a pretty chill arvo and night.
>>28368416
Yeah that does sound pretty chill.
I am going to buy beverages and pour them on young couples going out on dates then run away, anyone wanna join me? I'm in Sydney.
>>28368251
worst shop ive ever seen oh my
>>28369215
>dis goy.
>hes kind of a dick, but hey aint wrong
Anyone near 3782 wanna do something?
Sitting in my room with my somewhat broken aircon buzzing in the background, it doesn't work very well but it's better than nothing because Darwin is a stinking hot shithole.
>>28369352
u got 2 bob cuz ?
>>28368117
do you ever get hard at the gyms
what if people see you staring at their dongs :o
Been sick as a dog all week. Finally shook off the fever this morning. I was meant to be attending a 'Flanno' themed party in Bunbury but I don't think I'm up to it.
Just spent all day doing assessments (Online University) and I just got back from the gym.
Probably going to fall asleep soon.
why is everyone talknig about gyms like its some kind of /fit/ guys this is a robot board :o
Been looking after my dog, little guy has pulled something on his leg and soi I can't let him run around he is jack russel cross so he's a hyper little one. Applying for jobs general being pissed off at society that has gone out of it's way to fuck me over when I have done everything right.
>>28369661
Lifting is literally the robot activity.
We're the beautiful ones (John B. Calhoun, 1968)
>>28368063
>Whats everyone up to this arvo?
Drinking wine and cutting myself
I wish I had a friend
Please be in brisbane
Feeling shit, might cut a lap of Sydney CBD for a laugh or maybe go play snooker
Work has got me feeling abysmall, I've tried for years to try and get a new one
>>28369581
The guys in the gym showers are ok with everyone looking at their dicks, that's what gym showers are for. I don't get hard there though, that would be gay.
>>28369772
so do you have to like meditate or just have a good wank before to surpress it? also cause its aus seems like there'd be a cuople whod be likewtf man you starin' at my ball you fag! i suppose that's a good point though they wouldnt take it out if they didnt want people looking. sounds a bit like girls though who get upset if people look at them while they're dressed like $10 sluts
>>28369728
Actually i'm inbetween Brissie and the GoldCoast
any perth fags in the house?
daily tfw no bf
>>28370135
sharibng this feel ;-; where from :0
>bf
Say wot?
Who /tasbot/ here?
>>28370145
sydney
why do you type like a spurdo
>>28368083
Back lads, squats and over head press killed me.
>>28370176
what's a spudro type like? :o
perthbot
hanging at home, work tonight, driving down to GTM after i knock off
>>28370242
Lifting is for normalshits. Learn to code or something else intellectual.
>>28370399
But lifting is fun.
tfw friends all fake friends that turned into sjws
>>28370399
>He doesn't realise mind and body cannot exist without the other and neglecting your body is neglecting your mental health.
>>28370429
It's really not. Even when I was in the best shape of my life I never enjoyed lifting. I just did it because I needed to to look good.
>>28370478
[citation needed]
Medical scientific fact, please.
Do Any of you watch the footy (AFL). It's pretty much the only thing i like because all my "friends" are degenerate fags.
>>28370726
My chad best mate is taking two foreign girls to their first match, might watch it on tv
>>28370726
>inb4 this turns into AFL vs NRL
>>28370579
But i like it, im alao not smart enough to code.
>TFW with in Rural Victoria
>TFW bogans are worse than the shitskins
>TFW jobless NEET
Fucking hell lads.
>>28370790
Im also a vic but not rural, thank fuck.
>>28370817
Eastern suburbs? That's where I used to live.
>>28370835
3021 baby
Aint no better
>>28370846
I used to live in 3175. Miss it, and it's weird because all I used to do was complain about it but holy fuck do I miss the luxuries.
>>28370102
At the bar near the Garden in Leederville. Drinking sorrows away after another job rejection.
>>28368063
>tfw i will NEVER find a bf in canberra
go outside and check out the meteor shower fags
>>28371574
There is no meteor shower, is there?
Is it visible from SA?
>>28368063
Getting cucked by all the filthy mudslimes in shepparton 3630
>>28369728
sup fellow brisfag
currently eating pizza
Melbourne cunts.
>>28368063
brisbane here
about to head to the gym
>>28371635
Oi other shep fag, whatup!?
>>28371663
>sup fellow brisfag
I'm just sitting here being miserable on a scale you'll never understand
>>28371800
you didn't cut yourself did you
>>28371991
>reading this post
>realizing how much of a faggot I am
I'm like a fragile teenage girl and I'm only getting worst
I'm completely unsalvageable
>>28372044
>tfw you get drunk and the urges to burn yourself come back
Just end my existence family
>Normies having aloud party down the street
>Loud music and shit
>try to drown it out with anime music
>have to hear them laughing and having a good time whenever a quiet part of a song is playing
Fuck my life to be honest famly
>tfw its starting to get chilly
>tfw i'm starting to wear long pants and shoes when i go out during the day instead of thongs and shorts
Feeling real classy now, m-maybe i'll attract a gf
>>28372077
My dad is going out of town tomorrow so I'm going to be alone
I've got the house to myself tomorrow just to get absolutely fucked up. I want my bathroom to look like something out of a horror movie
looking up some prossies thinking of getting rid of the old virginity
some qt asian for $100 is looking tempting
>>28372223
I'd rather pay extra for a white chick desu, but to each his own.
>>28372090
can relate m8
some fuckwit chad on his red p's so probably only like 18 stops by next door every day to pick up and drop off his gf who is still in high school
sometimes i sit out the front with the sledge and watch them and contemplate going and smashing his teeth down his throat
>>28372242
>2016
>still wanting worthless white bitches
>>28372268
Yes yes excellent meme, well done. Still doesn't make me want some dumb yellow gook. But to each his own.
>>28372287
you have irredeemably shit taste
>>28369728
are you that freak with the really messy room?
seriously get your fucking life sorted mate, and this is coming from a weeaboo neet
>>28368063
moving house because of some cunty real estate agent fucking JUST
>>28372248
Why?
Do you think because he's superior than you in every way it means he deserves to be punished?
my dream is to live in an apartment in an asian city where I can comfortably work and buy anime goodies
>>28372320
You got me
>legitimate robots are so rare in Australia they can be this easily identified
>>28372398
you're not a robot, you're a fucking freak
you honestly give me the fucking creeps
i'm neet
no friends
virgin
but i'm not all covered in scars and have a mountain of filth all over my room
>>28372357
i think that the girls father is a massive cuck for letting his daughter who is supposed to be his little angel go out every weekend to get drunk, take drugs and get fucked by some punk
>>28368063
>roped into watching the football match at someones place.
>AFL is boring (I can't invest enthusiasm in any team sports) one of the gents was too loud, was kinda comfy before he arrived
>got drunk on two beers somehow
>returned home, felt detached from normies and unmasculine
>mild headache trying to msg one of the few grills i know on facebook, shes alseep or away though
>don't find her attractive but just need a female to touch
pathetic submale general.
>>28368063
Drinking goon, watching anime. Usual shit.
Any robots in Far South Coast NSW?
>>28372381
Just wait 5 years then come to Brisbane
>>28368254
>>28368277
Is every married bloke miserable? Genuine question, just seems that EVERY married bloke I have met regrets it.
>>28372440
You don't think I know that?
You don't think I'm in absolute misery?
I don't feel like I can relate to the people on this board any more. I feel like I'm stuck in some extended limbo before suicide. I feel like the only people I can relate to are already dead, as if we all jumped off the cliff together but I'm stuck falling and I can see their corpses littering the ground.
And these anti-depressants mean I can't even cry.
>>28372489
you are a faggot
oregano
>>28372555
Takes one to know one, faggot
>>28372536
>have waifu
>couldn't be happier
they just have shit taste in women desu
>>28372542
what the fuck do you need anti depressants for when anime like gochuumon wa usagi desu ka and yuru yuri exist?
seriously man just get a hobby, i watch anime and play video games and play with my wooden katana in the back yard and i'm as happy as a pig in shit
>>28372604
I would kill to be as blissfully unaware as you
>>28372577
>not photographing Kyouko with her own manga
Fucking polyamorists
>>28372489
I was thinking a small place like singapore but that'd be almost impossible for me.
>>28372625
unaware of what?
what is the problem that has got you so down?
i'm sure it's nothing a good game or anime can't take your mind off of
go for a run around the block, take a cold shower and chill, shit works fo me whenever i'm feeling worked up
>>28372542
iktfeelio mate.
Most aussies are a bunch of normies who can't relate. Even the sperges are more extroverted and happy its like the robotic-normie Overton window has been pushed towards normie.
>>28372667
what is so fucking bad in your life?
please elaborate instead of just saying hur my life is worse than yours only i'm a real robot
a relative died?
i feel for you but that is just a part of life and everyone experiences loss
don't have a job?
neither do a lot of other people
family issues?
so does every 2nd other person
girls don't like you?
they don't like most other people either
get the fuck over it and stop feeling so god damned sorry for yourself
holy fuck this is depressing, i need some alcohol
ey mates who wants to shout me a drink?
Any Queenslandfags in here?
>>28372883
brisfag here
whats up
>>28372883
>>28372903
another brisfag here
what's doin lads?
having a couple drinks with some anime on in the background while i browse the chin
>>28372903
>>28372944
Brisbane here too. You guys study/work?
>>28372770
I have to put myself back in my head when I was 16 to understand how people like you think.
I hope for your sake you never grow up.
>>28372944
GCFag here. Drinking alone and watching TV.
>>28370448
tfw hate vaporwave nu-wigger shit trend
>>28373007
>You guys study/work?
lol no, neet life ftw
>>28373087
what you watching senpai? i'm rewatching yuru yuri s2
>>28373030
23 and going strong, perpetual child is the life for me
but you still haven't answered my question
WHAT IN YOUR LIFE IS SO FUCKING BAD IT MAKES YOU MORE PITIABLE THAN OTHERS?
Any perthfags want to get drunk at Cott beach right now?
anyone else have an onahole?
my puni dx has 2 holes if anyone wants to dp her with me
>>28373128
I'm pretty much NEET in all but uni (no license, job, assets, etc). I am genuinely curious as to how people are able to maintain this lifestyle. Does your family not push you to do things?
Tempted to message a cd on craigslist to pound that boipussy but having second thoughts desu lads
>>28373007
i have a job
but it's the weekend now
so i intend to drink until i forget the previous week
>>28373237
Sounds good. I study medicine, really hands on which is nice. I plan on getting drunk as fuck this Saturday. Trying to cut back though.
>>28373128
>but you still haven't answered my question
There's never a point in answering questions from people like you because you have a completely blissfully deluded view of life that won't change.
>>28373190
i life with my grandparents and my grandmother is pretty unable these days so i'm essentially her carer
>>28373349
>i am full of shit and am just fishing for attention on /r9k/
grow up dude, we all have problems but don't go thinking you are some special case that's so much worse off than everyone else
>>28373419
What about
A contender for the closest relationship I've had throughout my entire life was a nurse I knew for a week who took me out for 30 minute walks from the psych ward I was committed to with a diagnosis of schizophrenia after being rushed to hospital for a bad alcohol incident
>>28373425
stop drinking so much and taking drugs then you fucking degenerate
i know what you people are like, my uncle has been a full blown heroine junkie for 12 years now and it has fried his brain completely and now he gets paranoid about the smallest of things
the only human relationship i have in my life is with my grandparents with whom i live (people 40 years older than me
no girls are lining up to fuck me, no guys are lining up to be my friend but you don't see me spitting the dummy
just find something that you like doing on your own, get a waifu or make an imaginary friend and learn how to have some fun
>>28373496
I have to admit, it wasn't until I was in the ward did I actually understand hard drug abuse but I feel like a child for only understanding that so recently
You probably never will. Blissfully unaware.
>>28373496
>you don't see me spitting the dummy
And yet you still found time to tell us your woes. Get off your high horse, hypocrite.
>>28373537
yeah keep spouting that blissfully unaware crap mate, it's really helping you out
i've been witnessed to drugs and alcohol addiction my whole life, i was just smart enough not to touch the shit
you're just a weak person who has to resort to substance abuse to cope (not that i can talk because i resort to anime and video games) but you really need to get yourself cleaned up and stop feeling so god damned sorry for yourself
i fucked this bitch in vegas who was frkm the west side of australia...once agajn murica dominates and fucked her in her hotel room....feels gud maneg
>>28373578
i'm not pretending i have it worse than anyone else on this board
i'm sorry if it sounds like i'm trying to take some sort of moral high ground but he really is trying too hard with the whole "i have it worse than everyone else" bullshit
