Is it.
Is it happening?
Will I be able to have sex?
You had better not blow this, anon.
PS: If you succeed, wear a condom.
I don't know, I have 0 experience. If I was you, I'd have sperged out long ago
>>28366619
>wear a condor
LOL what is this 1985?
Bareback or bust, there are pills even for aids now.
Shit. No replies in the last 15 minutes after I sent a message.
What now
>>28366721
What was your last msg, pic shows she talked last.
Get her username and password
>>28366749
Fuck. I was so close
>>28366828
You weren't confident enough.
Original
>>28366828
wtf. women are fickle whores
>>28366828
>When are you free
Norman here, I have found that it is more effective as a man to take charge.
aka just tell her something like
>Well I guess that's a problem solved then!
>let's meet up tomorrow at blabla at 7. What's your number?
"Are you free" is asking her for permission and is a turnoff.
>>28366883
Okay. It could be too late but I'lI try it
>>28366883
honest question then norman. I am going on a hike this weekend in a group that includes a qt who i think might be into me. I have discussed my plan of attack with my friends, and they all say I should ask her out using words but I feel more comfortable just grabbing her hand. ??
>>28366594
>>28366828
>>28366990
>can't afford netflix
You failed before you even started.
>>28366990
Stop doubletexting, faggot
>>28366990
True a little too late seeing it was 20 minutes apart now you look a little desperate but was just an advice for next time.
Good luck op I can tell you have high energy and improving yourself.
>>28366990
sending two messages within intervals hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha you fucked up
>>28366990
>double texting
Delete her number forever and try again
Ask if you can become her spooky ghost
>mfw virgin mobile
>>28367025
>>28367027
>>28367034
Nothing wrong with sending two messages. Doesn't look desperate. She might have gone to sleep.
>>28367006
Depends on what your status is with her. have you been flirting or touched her before? (friendly like, hugs, touch arms etc)
If not , then grabbing her hand might be too forward and scare her, she might have thought it was a just friends thing.
Better use words mate.
>>28367095
t. cuck pro
>>28367095
>Nothing wrong with sending two messages. Doesn't look desperate. She might have gone to sleep.
Oh man you just know nothing what so ever, it's a clear sign of lack of interest. If that were Chad messaging her she'd be on top of every message like it was a fresh dick to ride.
>>28367006
Words. Holy fuck the autism is strong with you.
>>28367122
I'm a roastie by this board's definition m8. If a guy sent two messages like OP did I wouldn't find it desperate. If anything I would feel bad because I forget to respond from time to time. OP is doing fine and still has a chance.
,>>28367095
you sound desperate and inexperienced as fuck, I may grant you one wish though.
>>28367109
she complimented my facial hair yesterday
>>28367132
that's exactly what my friends say
you cna do it anon, i believe in your fighting spirit!
>>28367006
Life isn't the conclusion of an anime story arc. Talk to her you mong.
>>28367154
>she complimented my facial hair yesterday
What did she say? What does it look like?
>>28367154
You have good friends.
>>28366594
So you get an email from a company saying you've been hired
>Is it, Is it happening? Am I becoming CEO?
seems pretty retarded of you now doesn't it?
>>28367154
just give up on her she's probably having a chadder match right now, or even worse, fucking one (if she hasn't logged in a while). Trust me, sluts and tinder can fuck at the bare fucking minimum two times a day with different people if they want to.
>>28367127
>>28367152
If a guy sent me two messages I wouldn't mind it at all. I'm not sure how you all think OP ruined it.
>>28367243
Read between the lines. If you say "I can't Netflix and chill" and the girl says you can, it means she can have sex with you
>>28367200
i am usually clean shaven but grew it out for the first time. i said hi to her she said hi back then pretty much instantly said "hey nice lalala" idr exactly
>>28367247
idc about that i just want some fun time with a qt. we're both graduating in a month anyway
>>28367198
>>28367212
>>28367255
And how many relationships have you been in? I've been with fifteen women sexually and three longterm relationships from some of those, along with been with my current gf for a year and a half. It's desperate, you can taste the lack of interest.
Though considering that if you're a woman and made it over here, you're pretty desperate yourself I imagine.
>>28367255
it sounds desperate and girls somehow indirectly want some sort of challenge. Especially on the dating scene IRL or not.
Would you prefer eating the sickly fish that's literally jumping in your bark evem before setting your bait or the 15 pound salmon that everyone is fighting for?
>>28367335
I've had a boyfriend for six months in the past. I am not desperate in any manner and I disagree with you that OP is showing signs of desperation. There is nothing wrong with sending a message if the person doesn't not respond. If you continue to send about five messages afterwards it might be annoying to them though.
Post more pics of her? I think I'v seen this girl before
>>28367376
See we're dealing with robots here though, I'm sorry if I just don't expect a whole lot from them honestly. The bar isn't set very high around here, so sorry if I'm coming off dickish, I'm just trying to save OP from unnecessary heartache that I had to go through way too many times myself.
How about this girl? She's a match.
What do I say?
>>28367430
Ask for her number
>>28367430
Just ask her to meet in like a half hour then to commence the fugging, worst she can say is no.
>>28367495
phrase it exactly like this too
>>28367430
those tits aren't gonna fuck themselves
she looks like a total slut and seems willing, this one is your key to laidcity
>>28367430
"Where do you want to meet? I can go now."
Bam
>>28367430
leave that bitch dry. obviously entitled but she's not even pretty so why put up with it
>>28367299
She can have sex with anyone, what's your point?
I'm pointing out that you get a message from a girl and instantly jump to thoughts of sex
not going to a bar and finding out about her life
where she's travelled or what experienced she has, hobbies and interests she has through conversation
nope
it's straight to sex
even if it's tinder, there's still an expectation of basic human decency which you lack
which is why many robots will never lose their virginity
sex is what happens after you've found out she's not a bore or crazy, someone who interests you, you know... having standards beyond the physical. (again, which a lot of robots lack)
>>28367430
Just look at how a robot will completely forgo any natural conversation in favour of crowd sourcing a carefully structured ploy.
At this point she's not talking to him, she's talking to a number of anonymous men with the aim of pumping and dumping.
>>28367430
"ok, your place in half an hour"
>>28367527
OP just wants to get laid did you even read his post faggot
>>28367430
>6:55
>>28366594
>11:58
Compare the time stamps. OP fucked this one up
>>28367544
oh then yeah go for it
>>28367535
>sex is what happens after you've found out she's not a bore or crazy, someone who interests you, you know
meanwhile I get to """""find""""" who she is, millions of people are having casual sex
>>28367535
trying way too hard there buddy, there are low IQ females out there seeking out sex without the chit chat, OP isn't looking for a long term relationship which is what you seem to think
>>28367430
ask why her face is a different color from her tiddies
>>28367535
Seee
>>28367545
it's already too late
>>28367606
this, you'll come out as the alpha bitching the shit tier whore
>>28367095
> that much doublethink
>>28366594
LET'S NETFLIX AND CHILL AT YOUR PLACE THEN
WINK WINK
PREPARE YOUR ANGUS
