Eggmans gf here
I just found eggman committed suicide from his parents.
Just thought id let you guys know since he has a cult following on here
Prince did it better.
>>28364416
No this is bullshit. You're a fucking troll. You take this back right now. Eggy is going to come in this thread any minute now and prove you wrong.
>>28364460
>plsss eggy don't died.......
Eggman could never give us up.
Right, guys?
We should be celebrating. Eggman is just a failed normie faggot. Though I desire the tripwhores that troll this board to die
>>28364416
eggmans ex then? We will never see his like again, etc.
>>28364416
no he didn't, we've been fucking on the DL
Well, if you can post a pic of his funeral or I won't believe this. Anyway thanks for the info on Eggy.
>>28364416
hello where is the proofs :DDDD
>>28364416
>his girlfriend
eggman knows better
Does anyone really believe the egg is miserable enough for suicide?
>>28364416
tfw something exciting like this will never happen on r9k again
>>28364416
This is too good to be true
I hope this cancerous normie dies
>>28364416
>eggshit ever killing himself
That fucking normie.
Eggy's gf here. This is lies. Have a rare egg. We both got hired at the same place recently and start soon. Things are looking up. 40 hrs a week each, 12 an hour. We bought season passes to a theme park.
RIP Tobey Reynolds
If eggster is dead then I shall join him. Reeee here I come!
>trump supporter
Nothing of value was lost, honestly.
>>28364833
this seems legit
iPhone file name and iOS tends to flip photos taken on the camera when uploaded here. It's definately a unique pic of eggy, but are you really his gf?
If this is a ruse it's a very orchestrated ruse
>>28364833
How the fuck does eggy have a GF while making $12/hour? I make $30/hour and can't lose my virginity. I'm also attractive and intelligent and don't mind if she's a roastie.
>>28365207
She's fat. Duh.
>>28365207
Pics plos
Originalemon
>>28365220
lel he can have her then, suicide is a better option than a fatty.
They start to stink pretty quickly from all the fat rolls producing sweat.
>>28365239
I posted my pic several times on r9k, and each time girls called me attractive.
I'm not posting anymore because people recognize me from the whining I did online about being a virgin.
I do not have social game, or a social life to get laid. I have a full time fucking job and hobbies. All I have are strangers I meet on the commute. Impossible to get laid tbqh.
>>28365264
You're making me even more curious now. This is gonna haunt me for the rest of my life
>>28364833
are you a trannny??
>>28365195
Yes.
>>28365207
Because I care about more than money and looks. If I was a girl, I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole because the first thing you mentioned - sex. Eggy and I share hobbies. We both like DnD and tabletop, we both like anime, we both like riding our bikes, we both like talking about Jewish conspiracies and going to Trump rallies, etc. When we're together I'm happy because we can have fun and relax. I first started liking Eggy because he had a nice voice, and then we started talking on the phone and I loved bringing out my gentle, motherly, side and helping him through tough times. When I'm down, he always comforts me and takes care of me, just like I try to take care of him. It's true Eggy isn't a robot (I had had sex one time before Eggy a year before we met, and he had multiple partners), he's more comfortable in social situations than I am, etc. but the real reason he's not a robot is because he can think of me as a person and not just a sex object like most robots act. I have my share of issues and difficulties, but he cares about me and I care about him. He's what I think about as I fall asleep. I gave up a valuable internship with a good company just to wage cuck along side him for as long as I can until school starts.
I'm not fat, ugly, or a tranny contrary to popular belief. I'm a bit autistic, so is he. It works. I think /r9k/ would be surprised if they saw a photo of me.
I just like talking about us, I guess. He's wonderful. He makes me happy.
>>28366158
>if I was a girl
Eggy is a faggot?
>>28366158
>If I was a girl
Freudian slip.
OP here can confirm, eggy is dead
>>28366180
I just realized that mistake, which was just a legitimate mistake. What I meant by that was, "if I was a single girl looking for a guy"
>>28366158
>if I was a girl
Oh lawd, eggy confirmed homosexual trap lover
>>28366158
>If I was a girl,
holy fuck ahahahahahahahahahahaha
look at yourself right now
>>28366223
Or this is just Eggy pretending
>>28366158
>no trip
Scram faker.
Where does Eggman live? USA?
>>28366158
>if I was a girl
Does eggy suck your feminine penis?
>>28366158
While reading this I got so bored I wanted to kill myself. I can't imagine how boring you are irl.
>>28366236
Do we even have proof eggy has a girlfriend or what she looks like? People do some desperate shit for attention
>>28366158
why do yu put so much value into yourself?
>hurr he doesn't think of me as a sex object
>hurr /r9k/ would be surprised if they saw a photo of me
you're just a dumb stupid useless std ridden whore to me.
kill yourself
>>28366180
>>28366197
>>28366223
>>28366234
>>28366244
>>28366276
>be Eggy's gf
>legitimate biological female
>make a narrative mistake
>whole story disregarded
Fuck me.
>>28366286
You're obviously a much more valuable human being than me. Thanks for giving me food for thought, kind gentleman.
>>28366158
>If I was a girl
eggman confirmed faggot
>>28366318
>I-I forget what gender I am
Has Eggman asked you to fuck him yet?
>>28366280
The "gf" did just say "if I was a girl". No girl would say that. And ever notice how Egg man always shows up in every thread about eggman
Do not listen to the troll my children. Please post pepes
>>28366318
the reason she said if i was a girl is because this bitch is a fucking chicken!!!
>>28366407
There was a girlish looking person in one of his photos but you couldn't see them very well.
I imagine it's a trap.
>>28366451
So who cums first, the chicken or the egg?
It all makes sense now. Eggy is the one pushing the trap agenda on this board.
Well that rids the world of one less ugly person. Now his genes can die off and more successful people can reproduce in his stead.
>>28366254
Yup. Minnesota.
>>28366355
I hope you think about how silly I feel as an actual female having made that mistake. But I'm a bit addled in the brain, I got lost in the wrong apartment building once.
In the next Eggy thread I'll post a time stamped ID photo. I'm in bed and have to get up early for work tomorrow.
>>28366524
We both think transgendered people are mentally ill.
>>28364416
I am glad to hear this
>>28366542
I thought he moved from minnesota?
>>28366318
"If I was a girl" is a not a minor slip or a typo. That's an entire sentence. It was also a completely unnecessary modifier to that thought that you only included because you actually aren't a girl and you forgot for a second that you were pretending to be one. Eggy I know it's you. You always come into your own threads. And I know that all you're doing right now is subtly trying to convince us that your gf is attractive. Now what I can't figure out for sure is whether your gf is actually attractive and you're so proud that you want /r9k/ to know but you're also afraid to prove it directly via pictures because you know /r9k/ would then hate you and write you off as a normie OR she isn't attractive and you're just trying to convince us that she is. So which is it? I'm skeptical about the former but I really don't want to believe you're vain enough for the latter.
This is now a Dr Pierce appreciation thread
>>28366625
>Eggy I know it's you. You always come into your own threads.
>>28366644
>>28366644
Ugly fuck
>>28366644
check em xDDDDDDDD
>>28366644
fuck off and kill yourself mills
>>28365207
>$30/hour
how you get this income, also is it necessary to make this much?, i hate when people complains for money when making more than minimum wage.
i make around $8.25/hour and im comfy, living by myself also my gf works too at the same place.
>>28366608
No.
>>28366625
Fine here's my ID. I got out of my comfy bed just for this.
>>28366644
Goodnight dear~
>>28366875
>18 years old
>fucking eggy
>>28366907
I was 17 when we started dating. :^)
>>28366907
She'll leave him shortly.
A 24 year old making $12hr isn't exactly a catch.
>>28366924
Fucking pedo egg.
>>28366875
eggy doesn't live in cali, he lives in Minnesota. That's a CA license, that picture is Yosemite's dome rock. Anon, you're fired
>>28366924
Eggman statutory raped you.
>>28366875
>posts ID
>Blacks out all the identifying info
>>28366944
>>28366962
It makes lewd times fun. Plus, I'm not some used up hag. I'm young and super tight. Why wouldn't he be happy?
>>28366955
Anon, you realize people can move states, right...? I'm from California.
>>28366991
If this is true. Post similar pic of eggy's blacked out Minnesota license.
>>28366991
get the hell out of here you faggot
>>28366875
are you atractivee ?
>>28366991
>I'm young and super tight.
This wasn't written by a woman.
you're a really sad human Mills.
>>28366991
Says it was issued on 9/27/2015. You said you've been dating eggy since you were 17, in other words you would have been living in California when you were supposedly dating the egg. Just stop already, the fact that you're really a girl makes this b8 decent enough.
But this is the year that Donald J. Turmp is elected POTUS, why would anyone off themselves?
>>28366924
Eggman confirmed pedo
Original comment.
Mills is that guy who goes back to his high school's parking lot 5 years after he graduated, trying to pick up women.
>>28367069
Thank you detective anon.
>>28367005
He's at work and it's up to him if he wants to do that.
I should go to sleep but it's so hard to sleep when he's not here. I'm lonely and scared of the dark. I can't want for the overnights to be done.
>>28367015
I don't know, I'm not ugly or fat.
>>28367039
I don't get this. I have a really cute innie and small insides, am I not allowed to be happy I'm not a roastie? I already posted my ID.
>>28367069
Please improve your reading skills. Look at the corner. ISS? See that? That means issued. I applied right before I left, and then my mom mailed it to me when it got there. I turned 18 about 7 days after we met, I think.
>>28367134
>mom lets 17 year old daughter move to minnesota to live with egghead mop boy
Post eggman's license or something.
>18 year old turned down lucrative internship
>>28367134
>I don't know, I'm not ugly or fat.
What the fuck do you see in the eggman he's boring as fuck and ugly.
Is it about the controll over him?
>>28367169
To work a $12hr job with a dropout schlub.
>>28367134
>mom lets her 17 year old daughter move in with a deformed 24 year old pedo
great parents...
>>28366875
>brown eyes, black hair, midget, california
S P I C
P
I
C
Eggman's secret boyfriend's cousin here. Eggman is now a heroine addict and sucks dick for his fix.
>>28366875
>>28366991
>tfw amateur genealogist
>tfw already firing up the cali birth record databases for '97 and comparing female names to that signature
I've traced my family back 10 generations over the past few years, robotbros. I'll find this girl too. Will make a thread about it when it's done.
>>28367263
thank you based anon
will await your thread
>>28367257
Yeah, this makes sense.
maybe eggman is a step up from picking strawberries.
Eggys gf here. Im going to sleep finally. If I stay up any later the morning will be hell.
>>28367257
it's an improvement over all the fat ugly cumskins he has dated in the past desu
>>28367304
P.S. I'm white and Japanese.
>eggman has asian PTP live in gf
>>28367263
>Mormon used Genealogy
>It's super effective!
>Wild Eggirl fainted
>Du du du du du du du
>du du du
>du du du
>Mormon gained 27 exp!
>DaDING!
>Mormom leveled up!
>Mormon is trying to learn a new move, "evidential reasoning", would you like to deconvert him?
How does posting a completely irrelevant ID, from the wrong fucking state, prove you are his girlfriend?
>like I can't even right now
>dating an 18 year old is SOOOO problematic
>like
>LITERALLY pedophile rape
>someone stop this fucking shit lord like NOw OMF
Smelling pretty toasty in here
>>28367462
Post your ID blacked out next to hers or else you're pathetic lair.
>>28367462
NANIIIIII!!!!?!?!?!?!?
e-egu man?
desu ne?
>>28367134
>I'M NOT FAT AND I HAVE AN INNIE AND IM SMALL!!!!
Eggy gf if it is you, just chill out and stop wasting your fucking time.
/r9k/ automatically hates all women and literally nothing you say will win their respect. If you wanna browse the chans, just post anonymously. Otherwise you're just going to get into a thousand comment long text battle, get banned, etc.
Here's a picture of a kitten. Go look at pictures of kitties or go on /tg/ or something.
>>28367211
>lucrative
>internship
Aren't internships by definition paid in experience? Therefore they cannot be lucrative, which means financially rewarding?
I mean, I guess you could say it was an important internship, but lucrative? Nah.
>>28367511
I'm not retarded, I don't expect to win any friends here. I just can't sleep and am used to going on /r9k/.
On another note, thank you for that kitten. Very qt. I love cats.
>>28367257
Wouldn't BLN would mean blonde? She sounds like a porker too at 5'2 and 118. My gf is 5'2 and weighs 95.
>tfw I like the taste of Eggy's cum too
>>28367574
There are paid internships.
>>28364416
>tfw you look at this picture and see too much of yourself
>>28367575
>don't expect to make friends
Then it just seems that you're posting either (1) to debate people or (2) for attention. Debating can be good, but only if it's intellectually stimulating. Bickering with anons ain't shit. If it's for attention, I can get that, since everyone likes attention, but its just not smart on a personal or external level. While I seriously doubt >>28367263 anon could find you from what you posted, the point is you're dealing with crazy nerds. If there's even a slight chance of people locating you, I would avoid it.
Kit masterrace.
>>28367626
I suppose, but they're like what, minimum wage? Fuck that, it ain't lucrative m8.
>>28367664
I did one for $17.50 an hour and a friend had one for $22 an hour.
>>28367626
There are unpaid internships
the fuck is your point
>>28367783
Anon said "Aren't internships by definition paid in experience?" and I let him know that isn't always true.
Try reading next time.
>>28364833
he reminds me of tobin bell his face and all.
Why do you retards continue to worship this retarded faggot?
>>28367870
you describe what's going on in this thread as worship?
>>28364416
We know this is fake because there is no way eggman has a girlfriend.
>>28367928
Yes, retards actually giving a fuck about some tripfag wagecuck normie and his retarded girlfriend, this board has gone to shit
>>28367870
You know how people become rich for no reason via lottery or inheritance and that kind of shit?
Being famous is kind of the same way. Questioning it brings you nowhere, in any case. I don't even think studying the relevant psychology in an academic environment would give you a superior insight into shit like eggman desu
>>28364622
holy shit is that the merchant from RE4?
Wouldn't a better name be Humpty?
Did eggman ever shave?
>>28368050
It doesn't have the "meme appeal" of Eggman. Dr Robotnik is a well established meme
What's eggman's snapchat?
I just want to be friends with eggy blox
>>28368092
He really knows how to ham it up for camera and make himself look extra shitty.
>>28368125
He did shave that day anon
>>28367962
>>28367511
>>28367484
>>28367134
>>28366988
>>28366244
>>28365855
>>28365220
Everyone wants proof of me and Toby (eggman)? Fine here it is. I'm on the left, moms on the right.
Looks don't mean anything. Stop blaming woman for your failures. Only virgin weirdos think that
>>28368192
Nice man chin, faggot
Eggman looks like uncle fester from the adams family
>>28364622
what are you buying
>>28368192
>looks don't mean anything
top fucking kek
>>28364833
>We bought season passes to a theme park.
Confirmed real. Only the real Eggman would waste money like this.
>>28368192
And to think I was actually getting a little bit butthurt over the idea of an ugly fuck like eggman having a legitimately cute gf. This right here though is about what he deserves.
>>28368385
I bet those tickets were bought with money he got from donations
>>28368192
>ID posted earlier specifies brown eyes
>both of these women have blue
so much b8 being tossed around ITT
>>28368472
>what are colored contacts
>>28364833
>perks of dating eggy
>all the rare eggs you can eat
