Well anons?
I got about 8 thousand
>>28364329
That's enough to make a down payment on a house. The fuck are you waiting for? Or are you incapable of getting a job so in practice your savings don't mean shit?
I have around 55 thousand in stocks and bonds.
Is that pic from bible black?
50k that I inherited. As a skill-less neet I've never had so much. I'm afraid to touch it.
>>28364517
Where the fuck do you live? Kek. House would have to be like 50k.
>>28364329
*everyone in this thread gets doxxed*
>>28364517
>downpayment on a house
>implying mortgage
Good goy. There's no way you could ever live without the help of Mr. Shekelstein's Friendly Banking Institution of Tolerance.
>>28364329
that picture makes my wee wee hard
724k.
Been saving for like 10 years.
>>28364329
$100,000
i am adding lots of content to this post
>>28364329
>Savings
Only like 10k
>Investments
Around 25k. 50% saving rate is adding up quick though.
>>28364589
>>28364660
Yay for excuses, right?
>>28364329
Nothing, the most I've had is a few thousand and then I spend it on random stuff and my life is exactly the same. I notice no difference between being broke and having savings.
>>28364589
>>28364329
>>28364517
Where the fuck do you live? An average down payment (20%) where I live is 160,000
>>28364756
Excuses? I was serious. Where the hell is 8k a deposit on a house?
>>28364777
Where I live it's 200k+.
>>28364578
I'm the same as this anon. My grandmother died and I'm already a neet. I'll probably use it on a shitty car one day. Or start a obscure collection.
>>28364660
Ok, and where are you living for the 20 years you're saving up to buy a house in cash? A shitty apartment where you will get none of the money back. With loud neighbors.
well i finally just googled the picture. She is from bible black. I'm gonna go masturbate to that now.
>>28364329
Bad goy! You must not save!
22k but I'm buying a house
I have six dollars in my wallet.
10 in cash, 4.90 in the bank.
5k but I am shit at saving money and have crazy monthly expenses.
Around 400k cash. Another 1.5mil in real estate equity and various investments.
>>28364902
22k for a house?
Well at least you're gonna get a lifetime subscription to black entertainment channel for free.
>>28364944
And you consider yourself a robot?
>>28364777
>777
You should hit the casino.
about 360 in my debit
about $25 in my wallet, plus some random change
how the hell do you guys hav so much
>>28364329
>savings
Good one buddy.
>>28364329
I have about 21k split between stocks and funds.
I should probably do something with it to generate wealth but I'm a little nervous about blowing money on bum stocks.
Either way, I'm probably not going to withdraw any of it for the foreseeable future
>>28365009
No. However I would point out that I'm statistically as deviant from 'normal' as NEETs are.
>>28365032
being a cuck of the wage variety.
>>28365068
that's the thing, i am a wagecuck
>>28364826
>your parents don't love you enough to let you live with them after you turned 18 and were no longer their legal responsibility
No wonder you were so easily tricked by der juden. Neglect really fucks you up mentally.
>>28365086
I made about 20k last year and didn't save one penny. In hindsight I have no clue where I blew 20k which lead me to actually think about saving . Each paycheck I set a limit to how much I spend and eventually the more I have in my account the more stingy I became and wanted to see it get larger and larger and that's where I am now.
>>28365111
I'm 27 and live at home with parents which is how im saving a bunch of money by switching to geiko
me a few years ago.
today when i open my wallet moths fly out.
>>28365150
20k is like minimum wage fampai.
>>28365213
>BMW
>'savings'
>cash
Definitely not a Jew.
>>28365213
On the way to pay for school? That's the only time I ever saw anyone carrying physical cash like that, because financial services a few years ago would either take cash or check, no cards. Just curious why you had that on hand anon.
$87,547
Not really enough to do anything worth a shit with.
$29,000.
I need some way to invest that because I cannot stand working anymore.
34k but I have 20k in student loans
Graduated in December so I need to get around to finding a job soon, I guess
>All this money and noone will buy me an Xbox store cashcard
>>28365032
Lots of liars in the internet
$27 in checking, $0 in savings
Hold me /r9k/, I just got fired too. I might have to move back in with my parents.
$37,000 saved up from working for 5 years
going back to school now so it's gotta last me for a while
>>28364329
Got 10k in the bank, planning a move in the next month.
How long do you think I can live in an unknown city knowing no one with that money? I'm ready to go robots
>about 8,000 tricky dick bucks in my retirement account
>about 1,200 in my checking
Gonna be making 75,000 buckaroos come this summer. I'm hoping to put about 50% of my take home pay into savings and investments, so I can retire in 10 years and live the NEET life. Gotta be a wagecuck so I can shitpost fulltime on mongolian beef noodle discussion forums when I'm older.
>>28365213
I don't get this. Who the fuck carries any significant amount of cash in this current year? Makes no fucking since.
$280 in cash
>>28364329
I have approximately 5 dollars.
>>28365213
I guarantee you're someone who buys molly/xanax off the DNMs and resells it locally
>>28365150
i really need to do this
i make about 20k, too. i live at home, but i still save nothing. 350/month goes towards repaying my student loans, while the rest of it primarily goes towards booze/junk food/video games/other stuff
even if i save like $50 or 100/paycheck i'd be better off than i am
>>28364329
I have $10.26 in the bank.
I have probably just over a dollar in change laying around.
Ill have about 5k after I get paid tomorrow
Gonna try getting a licence/car soon so I can stop being a loser
and then its on to the 13k debt from school.
I-I c-can make it, r-right?
>>28366298
This is pretty close.
But now it's all over and I'm a serious poor fag anyway.
It's hard to work a legitimate job for peanuts after making lots of money off of stupid stuff.
Currently living off welfare, so this has gone down by about $1000 since the start of the year. Tehre's another $25k in my retirement account.
You americans are so funny
>I made 20k last year
That's how much welfare recipients get in Australia. (well I guess some is lost due to the exchange rate but still)
>>28365013
>card just cycles through your deck
>you only win if the thing that trashed that card also trashes 2 other copies of it
is this secretly good or something?
>>28366363
Drug dealing and fraud are poor business decisions longterm because of the risks involved. You can make a lot of money, but you can also have your life ruined and your record permanently marred by serious criminal charges. I'd rather make 20k a year and not have to worry about that than make 20k in 3 months while having to watch my back 24/7.
>>28366464
Get lucky.
>>28366539
Why not make bank for a year and invest it?
>>28364329
about 12 grand
been saving up to go to japan but i've got nobody to go with and am too anxious to go alone
Maybe $20 cash, $10 in bank. I used to be a wagecuck but never saved my money. Last real job was an oilfield facility shutdown, made like 15k after taxes for 3 months work and wasted all that. Then went to another bullshit oilfield job and woke up one day and decided to quit. Havent worked in a while now
>>28366848
Im going to japan with only 2k.
![2016-05-03 01_44_44-[Ponsuke] Sweet Juice (Comic LO 2016-05) {5 a.m.} - ExHentai.org.png](https://i.imgur.com/1Ig3ji7.png "2016-05-03 01_44_44-[Ponsuke] Sweet Juice (Comic LO 2016-05) {5 a.m.} - ExHentai.org.png")
>>28367302
But the ticket itself costs that much?
>>28367314
the ticket costs like 800. im bringing around 1200 for spending and the capsule i'll be staying in is only 30 a night
>>28367369
>capsule
What? Is that like a tiny hotel room?
One thousand dollars exactly
I used to have 5 thousand but I was a stupid faggot of a teenager and blew it all on dumb shit like video games.
>>28367369
i can get a one way ticket for 250, dunno what coming home will cost but you can stay in manga/net cafes for about 20 for 8 hours and there is enough room for sleeping and what not
i'd like to try and spend at least a month so if i budget it i should be able to do it easy
About 40 bucks in my pocket.
Do you even poorfag?
>>28367387
yeah its pretty much i tiny hotel room. i have 4k but only gonna spend 2k so i gotta budget.
>>28367559
>250
what airline?
>>28364329
Around 32 k
>>28367983
jetstar
i'm an ausfag
the deal is valid till 15th december so i'm thinking going around then
would be nice to see snow for the first time in my life and christmas in japan is viewed more of a romantic holiday so hopefully with some luck i might be able to fuck a lonely christmas cake though i'm not keeping my hopes up
>>28368209
>ausfag
No shit? You are like two hours away from there.
I overdrafted a few weeks ago and am in tons of debt.
I don't know how I'm going to survive.
>>28368325
literally the only benefit of living in this country is it's a little easier to get to japan
everything else is a nightmare
dollar has gone to shit thanks to the mining boom ending and something that used to cost 50 bucks now costs 80
shipping that used to cost 20 now costs 25+
and some places don't even fucking ship here anyway
being a weeaboo is pretty hard in this country, importing shit costs way too much
>>28364329
gunna need some sauce buddy
