>be at work
>new person there
>its a girl
>fat but with a pretty face
>she didn't cross my mind at all
>have to fill out paperwork an hour ago, so forced to be in a small room with her as I explain things
>all of a sudden I get kind of irritable
>room feels crowded
>I cant stop staring at her
>at half mast just standing near her
>made her stay extra time so I could fully enjoy the aura of girl
Jesus, I haven't gotten laid in two months. Is this what robots feel like all the time?!
>>28364013
okay thats it, whens the beta uprising happening
>>28364013
>laid in 2 months
get out
>>28364013
>fat but pretty face
No such thing. You sound like a beta.
>>28364013
>gotten laid in two months
Reeeee gtfo chad
2 months? Try 2 years
>>28364121
2 years? Try 20 years.
>>28364013
thisisbait.png
>>28364095
Maybe I am, that's why I'm here right desu?
anyways, her face is pretty, I don't know what you want to hear.
And getting sex is easy, you can be a robot and still get laid, just don't be ugly.
>>28364154
its not bait.
I would have sex with her if no one would find out. Maybe, MAYBE if I got to know her better and we went on dates we could possibly start dating, it depends if she's my type of personality. But at the moment she seems like a redditor "akshually" type of person.
>>28364143
20 years? Try 30 years.
You have no idea what it's like.
>>28364162
>Just be yourself!
Fuck off chad
>>28364208
I actually lied okay? I didn't want to seem like a loser because for some reason I wanted to impress some of you. I actually haven't had sex since august of last year. I don't know how the fuck I'm gonna make it through the summer without getting with someone.
I'm not the type of person that just has sex with random girls, I like romance. I know that girls don't like that though, so I don't like to ever say it, even if its on here.
>>28364162
Fat people aren't pretty. They're fat.
