ITT: Post your real name and rate other people's name's.
Brandon reporting in.
>>28363221
> tfw I am also named Brandon.
> tfw I hate my name.
my parents named me after ella fitzgerald even though i'm white and not musically inclined
>>28363221
Rate threads belong on /soc/ it's a global rule across 4chan
Charlotte.
I don't really like it, honestly.
>>28363221
my name is prasanna
Dylan, reporting in.
>>28363293
Rate me threads belong on /soc/ which is posting your picture and asking others to rate you. There is no rule about names.
Agustin
sounds childish
>>28363221
Reginhardtthe IInd
Randy.
It's not that bad of a name, is it?
>>28363221
My name is Patrick
Anyone remember that guy named lamp? Go look up the archived thread.
>>28363221
Karim.
Down with the West.
I doubt anybody else has my name in this thread but its.....Karl
Karen!
>>28363478
With a K? Degenerate.
Blake here
Some people think it's a Chad-tier name, but other people think it's for top spergs.
In my experience, I've never met a Chad named Blake, just a couple autists and myself.
>>28363498
Yeah. I always seem to get negativity regarding it on here.
Hey that's funny, you have the same name as my mum. Top tier.
Sean
Gots to be original senpai
>>28363371
Your name is badass, Anon
>>28363525
I know a really autistic wizard named Karl.
He's short, fat (very round), neckbeard, one lazy eye, makes up tons of unrealistic stories (the "my dad works at nintendo sort of stories).
He's also a prick and nobody likes him.
Poor bastard.
Michelle
>origioni
>>28363560
Nice name, Michael.
>>28363552
Not autistic, not fat ethier. I'm between cyborg and failed normie.
I try to be nice by suppressing my negativity, that usually ends up with me breaking out in tears for no reason.
Shame about that guy though.
>>28363583
Michel is good too.
>>28363551
Thank you Anon. I hope to be able to grow a beard one day. Otherwise why even live?
>>28363373
Personally I can't take your name seriously for some reason, but I think it's an alright name
>>28363514
If I ever have a daughter I want to name her Blake
I'm Lucas
>>28363221
Jerome reporting in Robros
>>28363356
You sound like a fat skinny chap is fairly pleb I could see you sitting on the couch watching people at a party
>>28363514
Blake is such a Chad name
I'm Sean
>>28363313
100% male Robot who wants to be a sissy trap, no matter what clothes you wear you just cant pass, the name sounds pretty slutty so I would bottom you out hard maybe get a gang bang going
Axel
original
I'mtiffany
i wish my name wasallentho
>>28363373
Randy.. I met 2 gay Randy's in my life and 1 is suspect as BI all though hes married, all 3 were cool Id say average size penis but with you 5.5 inches maybe a virgin still, also man up the name isnt helping you
>>28363802
>being mentally ill and not wanting a name associated with one of the best tween pop singers of the eighties
please
>>28363389
I think suicide is coming close for you senpai
>>28363802
>I'm tiffany
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WraTUT7hl44
>>28363790
My dad actually wanted to name me Axl (big Guns n' Roses fan) but my mom wouldn't let him
>>28363458
100% sandnigger or half nigger sandnigger,when do you plan on suicide bombing faggot?
>>28363840
it's hard to pass as a guy when your name screams "basic white girl who likes jewelry"
>>28363788
how the fuck does my name sound slutty senpai? I just don't see it t b h
being gang banged by qt traps soundsfine as long as they have feminine penises
>>28363850
How so?Are you a wizard
>>28363498
A closet slut who is mentally ill prob molested a few times but skinny, small nipples too
>>28363221
my brother has similar name just one letter difference,
Colin
My name is Grant. If I could go back in time I'd name myself something more elegant, like Adrian or Batman. I wouldn't change my name though, that's for weirdos.
>>28363514
A faggot who drinks to much and use to if still doesnt cross dress, you prob will have a kid but it wont be tours and will let her cuck you out could be worse also 6.3 inch penis
>>28363526
Beta to the xtreme people wont even reply to you on here anon I think younare fucked
>>28363790
I always found that to be a weird nam. SOunds too much like celebrity name instead of a normal person somehow
Matthew, find it incredibly hot when girls call by my full name and not 'Matt'.
>>28363373
Frigg off randy
>>28363802
Mentally ill
>>28363790
Woof woof
>>28363747
White trash or black?
>>28363732
Made any good films lately?
>>28363560
No it's my shell:^)
>>28363526
Sean is an annoying name, never know if it's pronounced as in bean or as Shaun.
>>28363514
Never met someone named Blake, probably because I live in a good part of England.
>>28363458
Allahu snackbar
>>28363389
Mix of Pat and Rick, at least you've got a good name should you cut your dick off.
>>28363907
Also all posters in this thread are obligated to do a google search of "(Your name) the Hedgehog" and post results.
>>28363747
Black as fuck or gay as fuck sorry M8
>>28363850
Shit I just asked the sacred deer and it responded 100%. I must know more!
Brent.
Fucking BRENT. It's like my parents WANTED me to be Uber-Sperglord the Autismo Nerd Manchild. Fuck.
Go ahead and rate me shitname/10, I already know if.
>>28363732
>>28363958
o boi here I go
>>28364024
Sounds like a gay pornstar name desu
>>28363939
I've never been liked by people in my life. I was the outcast of the outcasts.Kill me please.
>>28363954
It's pronounced Shaun. I've never heard it pronounced like bean.You think the name is annoying, not me. Right?
>>28364069
No you're not annoying Anon, I just find it annoying with the pronunciation and how it differs
>>28363526
I'm also a Sean. Howdy.
My name is Strafford. I don't know what my parents were thinking.
Max. "The Greatest"
>>28364101
Does your life suck also?
>>28364061
Oh god, that's... worse.
Parmesan and oregano
>>28363875
I don't need to explode myself. Our victory over the West is already secured.
>>28364177
Sure look take it from me, it'll be grand, you have nothing to worry about.
I'm Mason. I generally feel indifferent about my name
>>28364024
>>28364061
Brent Corrigan... Brent Everett... Yeah, you have a gay pornstar name. Sorry dude.
Thomas but I always go by Tom because I'm a simple prairie girl. I hate Tommy, I said the same shit in the last thread like this. Now I await the legion of other Toms/Thomases to arrive.
>>28363954
Same here. I love it when girls address me as Michael rather than 'Mike'.
My name is Shirley.
>>28364207
The name Mason gives me good vibes desu, a guy I know online is Mason and he's chill af and was a fairly big influence to me a few years back.
>>28363221
>>28363245
>you will never be fully Brendan
How does it feel?
>>28364213
Thank fuck I've never heard of these names before. Is there something you want to tell me anon?
>>28364237
You have curly fake blonde hair with bangs, wrinkles around your mouth from constantly smoking menthols, and you work late nights at a run-down diner
Tyler reporting in
>tfw have a chad name
>can be good looking
>im too sad too be chad due problems ive had
>tfw too sad to be rad
Gage
>>28363373
Good name for a rapist
>>28364365
Well you're right about the blonde part but not fake.
>tfw black boi with hindu name
>>28364024
Brent Ruppel if that's you i want you to know you're a tard and autismo and absolutely nothing good comes from you being on facebook, so stop
Elina reporting in.
Liam reporting inI fucking hate my name
>>28364832
Why don't you just go by Will?
Ethan here.
>>28364832
I don't see anything wrong with 'Liam'. It's an inoffensive name.
>>28364825
Sounds a bit old school.
>>28364903
I've always liked the name Will or William, sounds cooler desu
>>28364906
People used to call me Mail because it's Liam backwards, funny joke lmoa xdddddthat went on for about a year, you grow to hate it after that long senpai
>>28364832
Hey dude, your name backwards is Mail. And mail is pretty important.
Heck, if I didn't get my mail, I wouldn't have a job and I wouldn't wait for my kids to send me a card and I wouldn't have to get so much spam and- wait nevermind fuck you.
>>28365064
Expected the first anon to reply to be an ass and make fun of it
Thanks man
>>28363221
my name is akari
>>28365133
What the fuck? Liam is a fucking cool name. I would die to be named Liam.
>if your name is liam, then you have nothing to worry about
>>28364906
That dude has it right. Think about it. What if your name was quincey, or cameron, or some other gay shit? Liam is a man's name. I would expect you to have a monstrous dick and kick so much ass.
>>28365505
Was just about to abandon the thread and sleep, thanks for making me laugh anon
>>28364676
>tfw black boi with hindu name
what the fuuuuck
post name
Jilliane.
Pretty average name so it's just eh
Spyridon Leontios
Since I live in America I go by Leo or Spiros
Ian reporting in.
Aaron over here
I don't mind it desu
Cuntface Niggerdick reporting in
>>28363221
Solomon. I guess there can be worse.
Diego reporting in
>>28365758
what the fuckj
>>28365929
If you couldn't tell by the name or the picture I'm greek
Damien. It's ok, haven't met many people with the same name so I can dig it.
Stephen reporting for duty.
Patrick
>>28365798
7/10
>>28365918
8/10
>>28365999
8.5/10
>>28366019
Why not with "F"?
Why English does this
>>28366059
thank you for your thorough thoughts phamly
>>28366054
Thanks, haven't seen more Diego's here
Sarah. I don't think there could be a more generic name.
>>28364795
lol fuck normiebook, I've never touched that shit.
>>28366617
Sarah, I want you to be my gf pls
My name is Jonathon
>>28363221
Jacob here
>>28363221
William, but others call me Matthew
cody
I hate myself please kill me
>>28363775
garner?
matt
i hate it
>>28363371
cool name
>>28366884
Well is my name/s shit you cum eating niggers?
>>28366884
>>28366894
where's your bro zach? why aren't you on that cruise ship?
>>28366840
It's ok
>>28366756
>I'm a chad, but I secretly suck dicks and may have a robot heart
>>28366617
>a gurl
>on my r9k
post your cock now
>>28365999
Wanna shoot up a school with me?
>>28366019
Let's kill some fags
>>28366054
I'm spongebob
>>28365918
When are you gonna fuck Dora, she's been waiting for like 6 years now
>>28365758
wew lad
>>28365499
wnna watch some chinese cartoons later?
>>28366894
You should try and work at the FBI and change your last name so you can be Agent Cody Banks
>>28367337
I'm not entirely sure that was even worth posting m8. Really dull.
ayleen ;(
Emile
Jonathan
Anybody who has a name that starts with either C, D, E, G, L, N, O, Q, U, V, W, or Y is automatically a fucking faggot.
>>28367419
Just trying to lift some spirits man
Mitchell
How bad is it?
>>28367585
Jonathan here
Disregard this Jonathan. He's not chill.
>>28367543
Come on ayleen
Oh I swear what he means
At this moment, you mean everything
>>28363221
Adam is the name
Diesel, my parents are rednecks
my brothers name is Tank
>>28367573
3/10 your parents could have done better
>>28363304
I like that name, it sounds regal.it's also the name of my hometown
I'm Levi
Lucas
blox
Is Buddy a kiddish sounding name?
Ike
>>28367824
Do you go by Biff?
Arjen. I always have to repeat myself when I'm introducing myself to people.
Harshal
rate bitches
>>28363221
Colton
Tomasz
So basically Thomas, but in a middle european way, pronounced as tho-mash
Dawood
>>28368064
Are you Turkish/Kurdish?
The name is Karl.
Rate.
Anna, the most boring name that I rarely ever come across
>>28363907
Grant is a great name, sounds manly and stoic.
>>28364024
So close to see above, which would be awesome, but instead got injected with pussy vitamins.
>>28364120
That's actually cool.
>>28364580
Chad name if you're black.
Jared.
>tfw the only person with your name that's well known is known for raping kids
Dean
orig blox :^)
Brodie.
And yes... i have cock.
>>28369582
I've only known attractive Karls, and thankfully I dont actually know you. So maybe all Karls are attractive.
>>28363221
Alex.
Its orginal
>>28369790
Well I do get smiles and flirts every now and then even though I'm overweight. So guess it is only natural for us Karls?
Maybe my attractiveness would go even higher if I lost some weight?
My name is Michael
I've never heard my name mentioned without it followed by "Michael what?"
>>28369739
Do you live in Mass brodie?
I know a super chad brodie once.
Griffin
original comment
Jack.
Anyone named Michael, Alex, Rebecca, Vito, Grant, Manuel, Lara, Laura, Kodi and Chelsea you all have good names in my book.
Keith, Mitchell, Macey, Mason, Aidrian, Chad, Tyson and Sakura can all fuck off.
>>28363221
Alexander
Oregano Cumin
Joseph
>My wife cucks me with an angel and I raise a jew
Every time I try to search for my name in these threads, I never find even one mention of it, so I'll be the first.Elijah
Cordelia.
Don't mind me I'm just an 80 year old rich cat lady.
Jeffrey
>parents thought it would a name that would give me success
>>28370065
Thats a lovely name, tbqh
>>28363221
Oizza the oiled one.
>>28363221
Suleiman
I'm not a turkroach though. My dad thought the less sandnigger it sounded, the less problems I'd face in the future.
>>28363356
Hey helmet
Also
Zane
Kuba here.
>>28369999
No. Australia.
Is Matt a Chad name?
Melina.
Wolf reporting in
O'Cassidy reporting in
Jordan here
>>28370673
The bad news is Suleiman is a sandnigger name for people that use the term sandnigger, and you're a retard for not knowing that. Get fucked, sandnigger.
>>28370065
Cordelia can be a play on words to signify "cheap whore" in my language. You're so cute when you're being so upfront with it all.
peter here.
i hate my name too
>>28363221
My name is Arian and when I asked my parents what they named me after they just responded "the master race"
>>28371164
Your parents are lovely people.
>>28370886
If you're in Brisbane then i know where you live.
Jamie reporting in
>>28371912
If your a qt girl then you don't you respond to my emails anymore, i loved you!
I'm ivan and no i'm not russian
Pol here, spanish name
Maria
>>28363373
I'm sorry
Isaac hereI've met 3 other Isaacs, all of whom are normal, except one is spelt Isaak
Cole
jehfnfj
Christian
im not a christian
>tfw slav
Dmitrypronounced 'Dimitri' by surrounding burgers, got used to it
I wish I had an international name, which wouldn't give away my nationality. Andrew is quite nice in that sense as it exists across many languages. Also I like how the name Roman sounds.
>>28363478
Svensk?
Simon
in my language this name sounds really gay
Aaron
huh oregano hoohoo
Raphael
>>28372379
So I'm not the only Simon on r9k... I hate how everyone always assumes I'm a kike with this name though, do you have the same issue?
Ignatius reporting in.
Hello my name is Kaitlin.
My name is Cage.
>>28367701
Also a Jonathan, can confirm don't listen to non-chill Jonathan.
No one in here called Pierce
my name is pierce
Who has a name like Brandon anymore?
Bran for short, like oat bran, makes your poop good.
>>28369952
>when teachers said your full name because there are so many fucking michaels at your school
My name is Albert.
it just stinks of beta. woohoo.
Jaime
Este comentario es original robot hijo de tu puta madre
>>28373891
Jaime the thread killer
>>28363221
My girlfriend is a teacher and had a student in her class called "Le-a"
Pronounced
"Le DASH ah"
The dash(hyphen) is spoken
>mfw
Cornelius.
Original.
Akira
people think I'm just being a weeb
>>28374532
That's actually a sick name
original
>>28363221
Chad Chad Chadwick
They call me Triple C
>>28363373
I am the liquor, Randy.
>>28372269
>tfw slav too
Maxim
I hate the french variant, just kill me
>Dominik
>tfw Poland is a shithole
Is Mitchell a beta name
Tfw Zach
Google is jammed with my name
>>28375670
Virus
>tfw french but parents gave me a russian name
Yvana reporting in
>>28375563
your nickname rhymes with bitch
what do you think?
Aaron.
>tfw first in alphabet based systems
Ahaha faggots
>>28374026
the dash don't be silent
>>28363221
david
i'm a goy though
Timoleon
rare name
>>28375782
Slowly infiltrating the US 10 naturalized citizens per immigrant
>>28375797
10/10 love your name.
I'm >>28375502
Ben here tbqh familia.
>>28375938
Thanks, robot
Maxim is a great name, makes me think to the Roman Empire
Karol. Kill. Me.
>>28375995
I'm actually a cyborg
Who here /robert/?
And what name do you go by? Robert/Rob/Robbie/Bob/Bobby?
Syed
>>28363221
Sean reporting for duty
>>28369462
Not middle eastern, Punjabi. Most people online think I'm Dutch.
>>28376045
Well, I'll correct that
Thanks, cyborg
>>28376228
Alright, that's better
Thank you too, french girl~
Yuri
(Seriously that's my name)
>>28376328
I know a guy named Yuri
What origin is that name ?
Tfw your name is Sasha and you're not a girl.
>>28376387
I know one Sasha
he has rabbit teeth
>>28363221
Waseem Abdul-Majid
>>28376358
it's russian
andres
>>28376450
are you russian?
>>28376387
This is your chance to become a pokemon trainer
>>28363551
It's Korean
>>28363221
mine is wilburforce mcstallion, nice to meetcha
Carlo, translated from italian Charlie
Kinda hated when I was a child, now I feel lucky that i was called with a normal name, plus it was the name of many kings
>ctrl+f
>no "Samuel"
surprised honestly, it's a decently popular name here
Curtis
also I'm white
>>28363221
My name is Balinti kinda like itNON-ASCII Characters not allowed REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28367824
Hunbot?
Ruairi
>>28376886
Reporting in famalam. where abouts are you from?
Alejandro, yes like the song, I like it so far, same name as Alejandro Magno so it's cool.
>>28377647
Ale- alejandroooo
Alejandro
Alejandrooooooooooooo
I like this nameand I like the song
>>28363221
Daniel is in the house
Is not bad name desu
Gabriel. Athough this is my second name. My first name is too unique to post here.
>>28372737
no since noone im my country actually knows how a jew actually looks and sounds like
Rumi, no bully.
>>28378309
Cute if you're a gril.
>>28367281
>I'm a chad, but I secretly suck dicks and may have a robot heart
shit
>>28379724
T-Thanks, y-you too...you're nice.
>>28363245
>>28363221
brandon is a brutal name, mates.
Maxim reporting for duty
Asher, reporting in. Fucking hebrew ass name. Means happy too. And I'm depressed as shit.
Arold
>yfw u are no Lord
>>28363221
Name's Trey.
>>28363221
>>28363245
I am also Brandon. I was named after Bruce Lee's son.
