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How do I get a pissbottle girlfriend?
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How do I get a pissbottle girlfriend?
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Become NEETChad.
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>>28361841
Real pissbottle girls are fucking disgusting and obese, just stick the animes senpai, that's what I do.
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>>28361841
create a pissbottle tulpa and make her your gf senpai
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>>28361841
What if she has to go number 2?
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>>28363122
>not using a poop bag
what the hell has happened to this board? fucking normies everywhere
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>you will never have a large awkward big boobed gf like ako
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>>28363122
Tupperware or shit bag.
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>>28363122
Poopsock tulpa
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>>28362602
i want to drink her urine
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>>28361841
>>28363320

What anime? Is it any good?
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>>28363773
it's literally otaku pandering to the highest
MC has a yandere big boobed autistic wife in an online game where his guild is a bunch of cute high school girls
his wife can't tell the difference between real life and games, and her mom is trying to get the MC to fuck the autism out of her constantly

so no, it's pretty bad in the scheme of things, it'll get 1 season or so and die out
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>>28363842
so what show? Need another shit tier self insert show since papa bones ended.
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>>28363886
boku no google
you have 2 screenshots and the name of the female lead that's more than enough
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>>28363924
already tried, nothing buy pictures of grass and shit
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>>28363946
You liar. The first result is a plebbit page with the name of the anime.
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>>28363946
you didn't even try anon let's be honest
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>>28362602
Tell me about your tulpa, anon.
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>>28363886
And you thought there is never a girl online?
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>>28364053
thanks senpai desu
>>28364027

I don't read nip
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>>28364093
you're too late to spoonfeed
I'm already smug at his lack of ability to google

>>28364105
kill yourself
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>>28364117
why google something when you will do it for me?
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>>28364156
because asking to be spoonfed is a bannable offense
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>>28361841
In the military I knew hot chicks who would shit and piss out in woods at training even helped a few of them, I also know a few that would liss in urinals at clubs never met a piss bottle chick who does it at home, the ones I knew who piss in 1.5 liter bottles would cut the top off and flip it over as a funnel good times.. even seen them shit in MRE bags
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>>28363723
You can buy female piss online if your into that queer shit M8, or I could piss in bottles send it to you and believe I am female
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>>28363278
NEET here fellow Robro, I shit in ziplock freezer bags in my room if I dont want to leave I even store T.P, it seals nicelt and compact can bide it under bed or mattress just a tip NEETS, and piss bottles are for plebs, pee in the sink only use bottles if ya have too
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>>28363886
What is papa bones?
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>>28364577
>What is papa bones?
Overlord, basically
>future mmo
>shit tapped directly into your spine
>mc escapist wageslave
>mc was member of edgelord guild
>everyone else quit
>game gets shut down since its over a decade old
>mc ends up in actual fantasy world similar to game with all his shit and the npcs made by old guildmates
>mc full retard overpowered
>npcs now sentient
>heavily based on DnD
>novel is much better then show
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>>28364228

I've sat across from a woman as she shat into an mre bag, quite the grounding experience
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>>28364169
>>28364117
>>>/a/
you fuckers are just retarded about this whole sauce war
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>>28365334
maybe some people don't like it to devolve into shit and derail threads when some fag come crying for "sauce"
there's >>>/wsr/ and google, which has been shown in this thread that the anon could have figured it out in 5 seconds if he didn't feel the need to ask for "sauce" like a retard
instead he spent 10 minutes arguing and derailing a thread for no reason
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>>28365449
>how do I get a blank gf thread
>"derailed"
kek
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my tulpa pisses her pants
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>>28363122
>not having poopbags or adult diapers
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>>28364053
>using reddit

That's even more disgusting.
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>>28366887
how fucking stupid are you?
desu
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>Autists argue over the source of a shitty anime the thread.
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>>28364280
>sink in bedroom
only britbongs do this
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>>28366942
Not as dumb as a literal redditor
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>>28367237
please read the thread before further embarrassing yourself
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>>28361841
what anime is this?

you've been muted blah
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>>28367294
says the reddit defender
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>>28361841
Aren't pissbottles hard to use as a woman?
Like it's not very controllable
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>>28367356
i cant tell if this is bait or if you are just new
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>>28367324
>what anime is this?

>you've been muted blah
dat
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>>28361841
This pissbottle girlfriend isn't even good at videogames senpai, she's a fucking disgrace and the opposite of moe. Give me the piggu.
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>>28361841
She admits that she's just fucking with him like a line later.
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>>28364819
It wasnt a future MMO with virtual reality, it was everquest with a different name.
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