>this is the BJ muh gf gave me this morning (screenshotted it from cell phone video).
How mad is /r9k/?
>>28361800
felt damn good, fellow robots.
>>28361800
she looks like a junkie whoring herself for another hit.
She's ugly and fat
and you're a pale skinny fat small dicked faggot.
>>28361800
She's below average but this still disqualifies you for robothood, get out, you'll never be a powerful wizard now.
>>28361820
>>28361829
>being this mad
>le original le comment topkek m8
>>28361874
not at all. good for you man. You lowered your standards enough so you could find happiness. You made a sacrifice most robots couldn't make.
>>28361800
She is not very pretty. But hey, at least you have foreskin. Unlike most of anons here
>>28361815
>not having a mutilated penis
It must be nice. My gf has to death grip jerk me off for me to feel anything. Must have been nice to have parents who didn't pay a doctor to FUCKING MUTILATE THEIR BABY BOY.
IT MUST BE FUCKING NICE TO NOT HAVE HALF YOUR FUCKING DICK CHOPPED OFF.
IT MUST BE NICE NOT HAVE A DRIED OUT COCK HEAD
FUCK WHY WHY ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR WHY WOULD MY PARENTS DO THIS TO ME GOD DAMNIT
>>28361899
>lowered your standards
topkek m8.
>being a lazy /r9k/ slob whilst feeling entitled to 9/10 Stacies
>>28361874
How much did this whore charge?
>>28361800
You both look disgusting and should join a gym. But at least you're happy good for you.
>>28361908
>>28361914
I'm from Europe and not Mudslime/Merchant. We don't cut weeners here.
>>28361948
>>being a lazy /r9k/ slob whilst feeling entitled to 9/10 Stacies
well yeah. thats a robot.
>>28361968
I deadlift 3 plate m8. i'm 6'6" so no matter what I do, I either look skeltal or skinnyfat.
>>28361800
>>28361815
>>28361874
how many kids did this used up slut come with?
>>28362023
None, faggot.
>>28361800
congrats dude, you are truely a hero that the people deserve. Bragging about having sex which like idk 3.5 billion people had before and whatever. No big deal
You're pretty pathetic if you spend your time posting pictures of yourself having sex on a virgin forum to validate yourself lel
Here's the response you want:
REEEEE!!!! IM SO MAD BECAUSE YOURE SO COOL AND IM SO LAME!!!! AAAAAH I WISH I COULD BE YOU, THE COOL GUY WHO GETS SEX!!!!
>>28361800
Is she like 400 years old or something?
>you will never wake up with your dick in your gf's mouth
>you will never feel your dick fill her mouth as you grow hard
>you will never break up with this girl and feel crippling loneliness every day
It does feel good af though. Srsly, why don't you get a gf?
>>28361874
>craving attention this much
she's ugly though
I'm jealous of the fact that you're apparently not mutilated.
Of the blowjob? Not jealous at all. I'm cut and blowjobs don't feel like anything. I've gotten maybe 30 of them if not more.
It literally feels like nothing.
>>28361800
not much of a looker, but I guess you gotta get it where you can.
>>28362080
uncutfag false flag
>>28361800
considering you gave no proof i.e timestamp or even r9k written on a piece of paper I'm not mad at all
>>28362080
>e
I'm uncut but i cant cum from them either.
>>28361800
could care less really my man, good for you.
Not mad, had gfs before. They looked better too. The way it fucking always ends is with them cheating on you
Fucking hell I don't want to be alive
honestly I'm pretty sure most robots could get a gf who looks like that if they wanted, but really not a lot do. btw either do some fucking sit-ups or stop posting pictures of that fat, pale, hairless stomach
>>28362160
OP here. Neither can I. Considering the big mileage of cocks my gf has this is a bit surprising. I even used to hate BJs until I met he, but I enjoy her giving me head tremendously.
You could gain another inch or two if you lost some weight. But nice going, I could never cum from blow jobs. Masturbation and death grip has ruined me.
>>28361800
why should I be mad?
but thats one tiny dick for sure
You're a fat, small dicked piece of shit op.
>>28362117
Uncuts did 9/11
>>28361800
>How mad is /r9k/?
Not mad. Having the teeth of something completely incompetent like a woman that close to my dick makes me uneasy.
>>28362218
She seems pretty slutty, considering she doesn't mind you taking photos of her like that.
>>28361914
Im circumcised and I can cum during vaginal intercourse.
You have to not jerk off with sandpaper.
>>28362271
>twice the size of her hand
>small dick
>>28361914
Be careful of death grip. It can permanently damage your erectile tissue and make you impotent for life.
It's honestly better not to get enough pleasure rather than to get your dick more fucked up than it already is.
I dont feel bad, my wife is hotter, and she woke me up just last week naked, calling me master and wanting anal, so no i dont feel bad.
>>28362117
I fucking wish, buddy.
>>28362357
you're underestimating the size of the average female hand.
however it must be said that OP is not small by any stretch of the imagination.
>>28362010
>3pl8
>heavy
I deadlifted 3pl8 at 75kg 6' anon, it's not a huge deal. It also doesn't count if you're a fucking fatass, which you are, it's not even a bodyweight DL. Lose the weight and stop making excuses.
You're fat and your GF isn't hot. My GF is hot, and I'm in shape. Why the fuck would I be jealous? Kinda sad you have to try and mitigate your crippling sense of insecurity and ill-self worth by proving you're better than a bunch of cucks online.
>>28363026
>6'6"
>210lbs
>fat
mkay
>>28363106
You're clearly fat mate, we can literally see your body. You can say your height and weight are whatever you want, but doesn't change the fact that you're visibly at the very least, slightly overweight, and as such, your strength doesn't count for shit.
>>28363106
Um, the way to cure that is to lift and cut bf %. Not that hard, fatty.
>>28361800
she's aight for a fatty.
>ugly beast of a gf
>skinny 5.5inch dick
man i sure am jealous oh yes i am
>>28361800
>fucking this monstrosity is something to be proud of in Australia.
>>28363298
He's not going to be doing porn anytime soon, but he's hardly got a small dick anon, and there's no way you can accurately measure the size down to a half of an inch based on a couple photos with no frame of reference.
Gf's ugly as fuck, and he's a fatass, but there's no point insulting shit that obviously isn't an issue.
>>28362010
>deadlift 3plate
>at 6'6", probably over 95kg
That's fucking nothing, I could do that after like a year of lifting and I'm 5'8" @ 57kg
