This just goes to show how useless I am.
> Be me
> Story started about 1.5 hours ago, but I left about an hour ago.
> Be in youth paramilitary like organization.
> Its getting close to the end of our training cycle, so we start training for annual parade.
> some other guy is duty, which means he is supposed to do the master attendance and garbage and shit.
> he needs to be on the parade square, and then he has class. he can't do it.
> "Hey anon, can you do my duty tonight? Duty Sgt can help you."
> its not like I had anything else to do. no classes the entire year, just sitting upstairs in the office, filing.
> "ok!" I say, as I hope for some human interaction with this duty Sgt.
> training starts. everyone goes outside to the parade square. me and Sgt stay inside to do attendance.
> cue Fat douche Chad (FDC). hes the same rank as me, and he needs Sgt outside, because he needs to practice.
> "ok, but can you make sure you send me in a replacement?"
> "sure!" I can hear the snickering in his voice, although it was almost non-existent, as we cant really show our negative emotions towards eachother in this program.
> wait, to continue transfer the attendance, as it really is a two person job, or else you'll fuck yourself over.
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part 2/2
> 5 minutes
> 10 minutes
> get up and go outside. call out "FDC!"
> "Yeah?"
> "Wheres my replacement?"
> "She's inside."
> wat? "No she isnt."
> "Yeah, I just sent her in"
> Fuck you shit stain. maybe don't be as a lazy faggot next time.
> "Oh"
> Go inside, She's there, but talking to one of the more scary officers.
> hear deep rumbling voice.
> "Anon, why did you take her as your replacement? She's too important in the parade, and needs practice for annual"
> "I didn't FDC did"
> "You can do it by yourself."
> fuck.
> "Yes sir"
> start doing attendance. Without human interaction.
It was at this point I realized that everyone outside. everyone is too important in the parade, except for me. this is why Im a loonely robot, and have no friends. I am such a waste of space, that people are literaly conspireing to stay away from me... no wonder Im a robot.
Pic related, its our uniforms... if you're into that kind of thing.
Aw man /cadetfeels/
Fsgt and didn't get a parade position ?
>>28362818
no, wo2... and there are a few of us that don't have positions. instead, they gave us "admin" positions. like, supply warrant, training warrant, or me... admin warrant. I do all of the filing. everything. it's pretty fucking pathetic. I didn't sign up to file paperwork every week.
>>28362886
Oh shit your squadron must be huge..
Where you at?
Oh wow poor you! They don't allow you to be an obedient faggot forced to wear a faggy uniform, must feel really awful.
Don't mind me I'm just drinking my Mojito, listening to music being comfy as fuck. Oh yeah, and I get 1300 euros each month doing whatever i want. lmao
I was in the Canadian Army Cadets. Algonquin Regiment. That was almost 4 years ago now.
