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>go on once
>everyone disconnects
>if they stay they say im ugly or fat and that i should kill myself
seriously fuck you guys
>>28361944
>comes to /r9k/
>expects positivity
this is the sort of shit i have to deal with
is anybody even on?
and is everyone being super fucking original gd
this anon is from the Philippines
>>28361105
To the mudslime bro
I;m sorry I had to leave the convo so suddenly
You can do biology man, come on
Spicbro
this anon is in fact a cultural icon who faked his death and now lives out his days in Sweden
>tfw you cant trust blackboxes because they could be that one blackbox
>>28362445
Blackboxes say mean stuff to me
Or they tell me I could trap
What the actual fuck guys
this anon is a loop, don't trust it
>>28362426
jesus lightbulbs you still do this shit
this anon is going to vote trump
>>28362426
Skelly bro is a top lad
this anon sees a light
>>28362539
why does this person look so sad.
this anon claps a lot
>>28362539
she comes on here all the time
>>28362889
her fat russian mother yelled at her for getting a B
this anon hides his face
this anon is upset all the girls skip him
why do blackboxes keep trying to erp with me
this anon is confused about something
>>28363007
confused about how damn cute he is
fuck off mate ^_^ heh
>>28363007
Tripfags are truly the worst.
>>28363007
that guy is literal autism
>tries to get me arrested with the trip hack_blastard
>comes on omegle and cringe laughs for 20-30 seconds then dcs
>see him on omegle again he tries to befriend me on steam even though he tried getting me arrested
>fail roasts me and then cringe laughs and disconnects
ohlawd failed normies everywhere
this anon is a super villain
>>28363070
hey i did not do it btw
>>28363097
i wanna be friend black chap kign
;_; we can be steam buddies for a whole week before u go to jail..
>>28363155
>doesn't realize how investigations work
They would've at least contacted me by now idiot. It's not hard at all and doesn't take that long if it's something "serious." You're just assmad because nothing happened :(
this anon is looking for some fun
This anon is pretending to be a girl
>>28363187
Oy - o r i g i n a l
>>28363187
This anon told me he came to USA as refugee from darfur rebels.
this anon is drinking coffee
this anon anon worked on a well known channel 4 comedy
this anon had an argument with his parents
>>28363280
i'm still not jewish
>>28363194
no im not u butthole :(
>>28363194
>>28363319
That anon is cool
# no hate
Hey guys, black Chad is back
>>28363260
and also ugly and possibly a superautist can't even a hold a conversation. I think this person legit has autism lmao
>>28363194
qt
t
be my bf and/or gf
Anyone wanna chat?
anon has 10/10 troll face
this anon has a receding hairline
>>28363378
you look like you belong on gay porn sets taking loads in your beard
>>28363392
fuck, is she on the r9k tag? I love alt chicks
This anon isn't in the best place in his life right now, show him some support
>>28363392
ill kill u fucker
>>28363436
i love this man
>>28363436
Dangies the racoon dog strikes again
one time he told a story about how he went outside camping and then came back and asked a girl in his class to borrow a pencil and thought it made him more confident
>>28363436
This anon is a known liar and pedophile.**
>>28363436
Hello fellow /fa/ crossposter it's cool to see its not just me :^)
this anon vapes, vapes hard
>>28363436
dangies stop posting yourself
this anon is simply here to make fun of you. he is very successful
>>28363431
>chick
never get your hopes up friend
>>28363529
>possible trap
You say that like it won't only get my penis harder
>>28363372
She was extremely boring. Seemed nice though I guess?
this anon glorifies a culture they've never experienced
this anon isn't doing to great in life right now, he's going to prison soon. Wish him luck
>>28363529
im a flippin girl
>>28363070
This is the person capping btw
>>28363436
Damn. I'm fine.
this anon promised to take the token black guy mantle for us all
>>28363374
ofc i will :')
>>28363520
James is back!
>>28363586
Yeah extremely boring and now autoskips me kek.
>>28363529
>>28363556
It's not a trap her tits were leaked on here 2 threads ago
>>28363625
I'm sleeping or attempting to idiot and if I was going to prison the investigators would've contacted me by now retard.
this anon tried to salute me, slapped himself in the head by accident.
this anon has no siblings, he's upset about it
>>28363529
Also hack blastard aka >>28363007
is capping everyone. lmao
Don't worry about him guys he's just a super autist who's assmad because I'm not going to prison and he has to deal with my roasting :(
>>28363668
fuck you faggot
you scuk balls
>>28363625
>>28363656
good luck man, youll need it in the big house. we will all pray 4 u
>>28363708
you can check unique IPs im not posting folks
>>28363642
negative canthal tilt of DEATH
E
A
T
H
>>28363070
>>28363260
>>28363392
>>28363592
Good evening m'ladies
i'm different from the other guys around here. lets get to know each other ;)
lol fat albert the autist is on
>>28363718
Then you got someone to do it for you. Simple. Or you can just use a hotspot? l0l
It seems like you're assmad because I'm not going to prison tho :(
>>28363762
butthurtism 2.0
>>28363718
I see you everywhere and no matter how many times I see you, you never fail to be a little shit
>>28363683
>>28363392
when two world collide
this anon cut her hair
>>28363926
>her
>Click verify once there are none left.
this anon is very quick to skip. Who is he?
proof that we are different people and not the same person
stop telling us that we are the same person
please
so urm... I had an interview today guys and I was wondering what your opinion is on how i look, please be honest x
>>28363656
>now autoskips me
>now
I've never talked to you once.
>>28364021
this is such a shit picture of me thanks
>>28364038
fuck off mouse
somehow not original
>>28364046
You talked to me once but then you skipped me. Your social skills are legit shit and I don't want you to ever talk to me ever again idiot. lmao
>>28364021
no one gives a fuck
>>28364076
finally built up the courage to come back, chad?
>>28364018
that's King Disconnect, newfriend
>>28364090
come back where? I never said I'd stop posting I said I'm not going to be trolling. I can speak my mind about your retardation all I want.
>>28364038
depends on the job, you look a bit over dressed
>this is the opinion of a NEET who wears sweatpants while out and about
>>28364038
DELETE THlSbl0x
>>28364102
every word you post is a troll, Chad. You could make a totally blank post and it'd still be a troll.
>>28364133
This is when your autism and memes kick in so I'll just say nothing lmao.
this anon is feeling smug
>>28364192
>so I'll just say nothing
that's probably the best decision you've made in a long time
this anon is quite a bigot
>>28364240
I'd be full of hate too if I looked like I had one too many facelifts.
>>28364211
Yeah cause I don't want you to continue to embarrass yourself since I'm a nice guy. I'll save you it.
>>28364240
that persons fun talking to desu
this anon took food up to his room even though mummy said no
>>28364018
venezuelan manlet looking for tits to jerk off to
>>28364240
that anon was best anon
real qt
>>28364401
>that face
>cute
holy shit man, dont do this to yourself, have some standards
>>28364038
Hey can I get breadsticks with that Jose?
>>28364297
why do you cap anons?
>>28363260
she is such a qt
and she is very original, like this post
>>28364501
>r9k
>standards
fig 1: normie
>>28364501
>standards
bitch do you know where you are
>>28363260
kek, not sure if it's actually the femanon that i'm trying to talk to, but check your skype.
>>28363431
total slut dude. she stripped for me on there and showed me her tits.
>>28364750
pics or it didn't happenThis is not na original comment
>got tricked into turning my camera on
>>28364841
>>28364750
Heres the pics that the dude uploaded lmao
She was drunk
>>28364964
not bad
kinda saggy tho
>>28364964
fug
>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.
>>28364964
don't forget
>my bf is in the kitchen hehe XD
>>28365005
She told me she hasn't been having sex with her boyfriend even though she's been dating him for 4 years recently no sex. Probably cheating on her with a more attractive stacey.
>>28364964
>brown nipples
does she have a kid?
>>28364964
>tfw she had a 2 minute convo with me then disconnected
>>28362426
Fuck that Chad. He's had sex with multiple women.
I fucking hate all you piece of shit normies who use this board.
>>28365024
Don't think so some girls nipples are just like that. It's weird as fuck lmao.
>>28365039
Don't worry anon femanons are cruel :( If it makes you feel better sometimes I skip them in a middle of a conversation
>>28364708
I don't have a skype, sorry anon
>>28365154
I thought that you're Mila.
>>28365024
whats contrast
>>28364992
whats big bobis
>>28365005
>>28365023
yes my life is pain
q in for a fight
>>28364964
i was nice to that girl, i regret it.
i think ill just be mean to women by default from now on, reinstating my policy. literally all whores. not worth talking to
>>28365291
>trying this hard and desperately to defend yourself for being a whore
>responding to literally every post about it
>then trying to act nonchalant about the fact you're desperately defending yourself for being a whore
>>28365341
i didnt defend myself for being a whore just that big bobis look a lil diffy senpai :))
>>28365333
thats how you get all the ladies anon
tfw you meet a robot who makes you smile before going to bed
I like omegle sometimes
>>28365333
>being this assmad cause he aint getting any action tho
>yfw
>>28365369
big boobs aren't saggy tho. They are perky unless your tits are fucked.
>>28365333
lol who are you trying to fool, you are just going to keep orbiting girls
>>28365380
what is a cup size above g i dunno because a big boob is dd
>>28365380
But you are a virgin.
>>28365383
where has this misconception come from? who did i orbit to ear n a reputation? All I did was report eliza to the police, then reported black chap kign to the police? what are you even talking about?
>>28365399
They still wouldn't be that saggy lmao
>>28365414
>implying that means I haven't seen tits irl or tits in general
wew lad
>>28365420
And nothing happened your life is a failed meme.
>>28365429
when are you going to accept my steam request? you still have a full two weeks before youre charged with possession of child pornography, we could play some games and talk man
;_; hmu
>>28365380
>being this assmad cause he aint getting any action tho
You don't get any either. And no, online relationships don't count you pathetic sperg.
>>28365470
This is how I know you failed miserably at calling the correct people.
They don't just come to your house and charge you during an investigation they call you aswell. No one has called me or even contacted me proving you're just butthurt because your life is failed meme
>>28365479
>implying they were all online
wew lad
>>28365369
>big bobis look a lil diffy senpai :))
the exit is three doors down to the left, the room you're looking for is /soc/ or /reddit/
>>28365508
Oh and I'd just get some sort of paper in the mail aswell. And it wouldn't even take this long proving you lack intelligence. :(
>>28365526
fight me on omegle not on r9k and see what happens
For some of you lonely anons out there. Have you tried broadening the interests you use on Omegle? For example, do something as simple as putting in USA, if you're from America. You'll get a decent amount of peopel from the US. Buut, there are also a surprising number of chicks from 3rd world countries, literally looking for visas/marraige/love, or whatever, with a western guy. Some of them will even be quite pretty too. I was chatting some fucking hot chick in my countries interest from Brazil, that was literally looking for a Western guy to marry to then move to the UK, Australia, Denmark or something.
But, to do this of course, you'll need to get your ass into gear, and get a job. Not a low tier minimum wage one. A job that is around average pay. Nothing too fancy, but something entirely achievable within a 5 year time-frame.
Even an average lifestyle in your country will be better than what they have and they'll take that anyway. .
>>28365545
>implying you could fight anyone
>seeking this much attention for someone to talk to a saggy titty'd hoe
>mfw
>>28365574
yfw you wont even come on cam for a giddy fight absolute shitlad
>>28365420
Just the way you are replaying to my comment shows how much of a pussy ass beta you are
>>28365593
>mfw she's tryna flash me her saggy ass tits and flirt with me on camera like the femathot she is lmao
>>28365609
>>28365420
Anon is fucking blasting this namefag holy fucc
>>28365508
>implying they were all online
They have all been online with mostly slutty people who give nudes out to everyone very quickly. Nothing to be proud of, but I suppose cling to whatever maintains your fragile self esteem.
>>28365624
only when u ask bb :3333333
>>28361105
I used to talk to a really awesome Norwegian guy from one of these threads but I got locked out of my throwaway email account so I haven't been able to get into contact. If you're reading this, I'm sorry! :(
>>28365644
They haven't all been online, you're going by what I told you correct? Did I ever specifically say if they were all online? No I haven't, for good reason too cause you can think what you want idgaf lmao. I know the truth idiot.
>>28365646
ok "bb"
>>28365773
If you were a Chad or normie there'd be pics of you together with a woman and you'd be be bragging non-stop about it.
There isn't because you're a robotic jobless virgin shut in with mental problems.
>black chad still fucking at it again
holy shit lmao this MADMAN never stops
>>28365291
what the fuck is up with this wording you dumb whoer? why can't you speak english?
>>28365940
you can tell we fucked him up, tho. Usually he's all energetic and jovial, but now he looks dead inside
Well, I'll be damed!, /pol/ WAS RIGHT!!!!
only 15 too.
>>28366027
race is a non issue
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>>28366020
>tfw the only time this idiot sees me is when I'm tired or not giving a shit
You didn't fuck me up idiot I just don't give a fuck anymore I come on here for one mission and one mission only, blacking femanons and having conversation. I've already ruined this site various times its no fun anymore.
>>28365926
>implying I have to constantly keep proving myself to a mentally illed robot that won't believe me anyways
nah u good
W-WE FUKED HIM UP GUISE CAUSE HE DOESN'T WANNA TROLL ANYMORE!!1
>>28366027
Thats that shit I do like l0l
>>28366027
>/pol/ was right about jews wanting blacks to mix with whites thus ensuring the domination of the jewish people
>jewess wants a black kid
no not actually though, huh
>>28366123
>>implying I have to constantly keep proving myself
And yet you do. But you can't prove yourself in the most vital way by providing proof of being affectionate with a woman in real life.
Perhaps you could fake one with family, but it's possible only your mom would like you enough to touch.
You can't even fake one with a hooker since you're poor and jobless.
>>28366309
why do you even bother asking for proof when he just keeps posting the same girl over and over again
guys you all better stop being faggots or i swear on me mum i'll pull the trigger
>>28364038
where tf is your tie?
>>28361105
nigger is on
dont get on cam unless you're willing to risk getting ddos by nigger
>>28366496
It only happens for a minute if you have shitty Internet. Otherwise nothing happens.
baka
aint even a real niqqa man
BACK IT UP white boy, don't front
Nobody's on. I'm gonna invade some other tags, see if i can find some interesting specimens.
Starting off with Suicide and Advice
>>28366552
sheit boy you know what
>>28366605
suicide sucks
>>28366886
not surprised this got past the robot
mfw no one will take a shot with me on a god damn thursday. where my /alcoholic/ robots at?
>>28367148
>turn camera on
>guys skip me
>mexico anon I think yelled at me for not having my sound on
;_;
was it because I didn't ohayo?
Stop calling me autistic
>>28368017
autistic
OREGON MONTANA
god fucking dammit they banned me from Omegle for the 10th time
i wasn't even doing anything wrong
don't even know where to complain and tell them to go fuck themselves
>>28368508
They do it based on bandwidth. You fucking autist. Quit crying and get a proxi.
>>28368508
restart router
if static ip kill self
>>28368388
Montana? wat
>>28368576
it only happens when I get out of blackbox and use cam
maybe I'm too ugly?
>>28368787
That sounds very weird. I don't know why it would be doing that but if you get a vpn (free ones work) you'll be fine. Don't get Hola that is a dog shit app.
>tfw over half the people you meet on here call you by your first name
I know none of you desu stop trying to become friends
>>28369329
who are you then, mister?
Sup robots, /r9k/ Radio here. I'll be here most of the day now, I'm currently playing Smokey Bandits, and their album, Debut. Please feel free to stay as long as you wish to.
Where's all the cute ladybois?
A BRAINLESS HUSK
>>28370540
YOU IS A DOG HATER!!!
GOOD SIR, YOU NEED TO RECONSIDER YOUR VALUES!!!
>>28371163
I fucking hate you. Lol
anyone still there?
>>28371567
I'm here bae. I'm only getting normies.
>>28371586
i'm only getting matched to some no cam dude who likes r9k and doesn't respond, desu
>>28371567
I guess I should come back with more music
MISS THE POINT,DULL THE POINT
helidoc was cool
>>28363520
I hope God helps you
>>28361105
Lets all add tags for the boards we browse apart from r9k.
>>28372255
Good idea,i'm up
>>28372255
>>28372285
same, i'm up
hmmmmmmmmm I wonder if she will see this
>>28372590
probably not :-)
To the 18 year old redpill UK fag,my sister came into the room and i had to leave. Sorry
>>28373268
no worries anonette! you were pretty cool
>>28373282
Thanks :3 Do you have a skype?
>>28373360
anonmcgill22 is my skype name
>>28373452
>projecting this much
Here's your (You)!
>>28373452
>being this angry someone else actually made a friend
this is why you have none
>>28373452
>Being this bitter. anon pls
>>28369329
i know this feel
reeeeeeeeeeeee
Yo, anyone in the textchats? Or is everybody here a camfag?
>>28373484
>>28373487
>>28373498
I know I'm verybitter and lonely
>>28369329
ffs ryan
who /you/ here?
>>28373517
lots of us go on cam with no cam
>>28373517
I camfag when I'm confident enough that you wont screenshot us.
>>28373632
you
orgrindal
>>28373668
I'm on a tablet. I have a cam, but i dunno if it will work this time, plus I cant type if i go on cam mode
Sleep tight, friendo.
>>28373677
Not unless you are a filthy whore. That's what you will get
just went on,couldnt handle the pressure,skipped two people and went off.
sorry first guy
sorry femanon
>>28373890
Hey it's okay anon,no worries. You can always turn your cam off and go blackbox
>>28373890
just use manycam, or leave a black screen
or simply go on the text chat
No one's gonna bite you, so relax, really. we're all dysfunctionning and awkward pieces of shit, so it's alright
>>28373890
go black box and turn on cam when your confident enough.
pro-tip, if the other person has grey clothes, turn on your cam, hes cool.
>>28373928
>>28373939
>>28373936
thanks..ill try some other time...
its not about being seen really,i dont mind if the other person sees me,i just cant get a conversation going
>>28373771
hey, thats helidoc!
>>28373969
I don't know, but he's nice. I'm glad he likes the music, though. He's a good robot.
The point of these thread is to reach out for other people, and maybe find someone who understands what you're going through. That's why I'm glad he's happy, and that reaching out for other people here works.
>>28373961
>i just cant get a conversation going
you and 3/4s of the people here
>>28374033
okay,ill try tomorrow when i have a free house and free time
>>28373961
ask:
what boards do you browse?
how old are you?
are you a robot?
it kicks off from there. if they like /a/ ask them their favorite anime or something.
>>28373484
>>28373487
>>28373498
samefag deluxe
>>28374062
thanks man.
ill try those.except the /a/ one,havent been a weeb for 4 years
>>28374109
neither have i man, its cool.
>>28374101
Wrong,Friend.
>>28374140
how do you screencap like that?
do you just use microsoft paint?
>>28374156
Yeah I just use MS for nutjobs like that guy.
>>28363297
I hate this fucking guy, has his arm gotten better yet so he can fuck off to riding his motorcycle again?
Literally noone in the text chat
>>28374234
ill be willing to show my face to black screen people but you guys always skip me. is everyone looking for a girlfriend somehow? baka
>>28374156
just use puu.sh, it works godlike
>>28374266
I ain't lookin' for one, meeting cool people and having a good laugh is enough
>>28374266
No, no cam. Just plain text man
>>28374234
Hello sir,
Thank you for posting this fine picture. I was wondering if you might be able to provide me with the location in which this image was found on the internet? It would be much appreciated.
Thank you and have a blessed day.
>>28374336
You retard, just google kappa monster
>>28374395
This is all that I could find. </3 :(((((((
GET IN HERE
>>28374485
>>28374485
>>28374485
>>28374485
absolutely original
>>28374466
Origanoal commentosso
>>28374501
Stop trying to fork the thread
>>28374501
why tho
blox
>>28374535
>>28374540
Not many people know that they can find others based on what boards they like, as I've suggested in >>28374485 and >>28372255.
Only 3 or 4 people use it.
>>28374553
seems kind of pointless
>>28374581
>what is >>28374553 and the reasoning behind their post
kill yourself.
>>28374595
i could see it making sense if there were hundreds of us but theres only maybe a couple dozen at peak times
>>28374553
>>28374501
Cringey desu. Stop trying to bring drama to these threads.
>>28374645
>>28374642
>not elaborating why your reasoning is superior to mine
>having bad opinions
>Samefaggotry on this kind of level
Explain yourself
>>28374673
>calling anyone who doesnt agree with me a samefag
epic.
>>28374746
>taking 4 minutes to prove that they aren't a samefag
Obviously not shopped.
>>28374776
do you expect me to be sitting here refreshing?
I have a life bud
>>28374822
>having a life but still likes to browse r9k
WEW
L A D
LOVIN
EVERY
LAFFFF
>>28374864
>projecting this hard
Believe it or not anon, not everyone here is a loser such as yourself.
YES! NO! TURUTURU
>>28374907
Yes we are lol
>>28368949
Can you or someone else recommend a free vpn that'll get you past Omegle ban?
>>28374485
>>28374485
>>28374485
>>28374485
Get in here.
originalasdasd
>>28375247
fuck off already you autistic faggot
>>28366020
I think the release of his messages kind of killed him. Then again Black Paedo Mong was never going to amount to anything anyway, but the thought of him being jailed for cheese pizza does make me laugh.
>>28363297
Same guy lmao?
>>28375572
I'm not dead idiot on the inside or out. I just don't troll anymore because I always win the conversations. You retards lack any sort of intellectual challenge. It's like beating up a baby. Also, I'm not going to be jailed it's been a week someone would've contacted me by now The government literally has the utilities to find someone within a week. Thats how most people get caught. But it's been a week and still nothing so....
tl;dr: robots don't have the intellectual brain power to realize investigations don't take this long to get contacted.
Tfw I've yet to be capped and posted in a thread
I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing
>>28375837
It's ok desu, we all see that absent look in your eyes.
And no, not acting like a belligerent ape doesn't mean you're having an intelligent conversation.
>>28375868
What do you look like?
I might have a cap of you.
Good if you like attention
Bad if you don't like attention
>>28375945
You do realize everytime I come on omegle nowadays I'm tired as fuck because I have an actual life unlike you? Also, so having a conversation with everyone and asking how they are and shit is acting like a belligerent ape?
Damn so I guess you never talk to anyone then?
>>28376050
>Also, so having a conversation with everyone and asking how they are and shit is acting like a belligerent ape?
You have the shittiest reading comprehension.
>I have an actual life unlike you
You have no social life. You're a shut in virgin who shitposts all day.
>>28376099
But I haven't even been posting all day? Seems illogical once again. Also, I have a conversation with everyone on omegle and we have intellectual conversations so how is that shitty reading comprehension? You claimed I didn't and I claimed I did. Simple.
>>28376130
I put not acting assmad here and auto insulting everyone here which you do frequently and trying to have actual casual conversations doesn't make them intellectual.
How fucking stupid are you? You must've gotten crap grades in English class.
Or maybe you're too used to your cringy Ebonics lol
>>28376204
I don't auto insult everyone anymore I try to have conversations with them, but since you can't read I said posts ago that I quit trolling. 22222222222222222222222
I'M MR. HAPPY
I'M ALL ABOUT LOVE
>>28364640
he knows bitch the standard is decrepid and vulgar, fkin lame tard
>>28376694
>I don't auto insult everyone anymore
That reading comprehension. It's like trying to explain something to an actual black kid in some ghetto school.
>>28376840
Then be more specific because this sentence makes no logical sense.
The way you formulate your grammar makes it quite difficult for anyone with a high school diploma or more to understand you.
You should seek some tutoring lessons.
>>28376991
I've explained, you're just dumb unfortunately.
This person >>28318222 literally did the most intelligent write up of you which will most likely end up in your case report once you completely lose touch with reality.
And your response was a complete lack of comprehension. You couldn't attack it because it's so outside your understanding that nothing registered.
The only psychological term you're familiar with is projecting and you still use that wrong.
>>28377200
The fact that someone took the time to write a "report" about me proves how much you take this shit too seriously. Seek help man.
>do the omegle thing once a month for at least a year now
>have long conversations with people with my face on camera
>nobody says anything about me being blind drunk
>my face has never been in one of these threads
The only common feature of the conversations is I look like someone you know every time. I must be the most generic white man ever.
>>28377349
>can't handle criticism well
Keep ignoring it. You lack the capacity to respond to it sincerely and not in your memey self.
>damn assmad cucks lmao XD
anyone good on omegling?
>>28378652
I think I'm decent at it.
Although, I haven't been in any ones that were just on no subject matter in awhile.
this shit is dead nigga where you bustas at homies
p-please don't die thread
HAHAHAHA I GOT BANNED FOR SAYING HEIL HITLER
>>28380359
gg faggot
>>28380386
i just btfo a chad kek.
>>28380359
I got banned for erping ;_;
I got a glock in my rariYou have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
Please stop bumping its time to make a new thread.
>>28364038
You'd look better in a dress
>>28382441
you were just trying to shill your last shitty thread with some whore as the OP image and it got deleted in like 20 minutes, get over it you cancerous waifufag
>>28382819
way to call him out friendo. there's no reason to make a new thread. it's still good for another 200 replies.
bumping for qt omegle bfs
>these below average to average looking guys that come to omegle to play chad
embarrassing.
Its not everyone here, but there are a lot of jerks online, being jerks unironically. Typical "nice guy" syndrome. And you wonder why we like the actual chads with personality that are nice instead.
>>28383905
roastie trying to get nice orbiters detected
>>28383905
Embarrassing b8 desu m8. We all know the roasties on here just collect any orbiter they see.
can I get belly GF from these threads or are they all thin roasties looking for beta orbiters.
>>28384270
They're mostly thin. The only fat girl being shitler
We need more robots to hope onto the video chat
>>28384894
Ive been here but everyone keeps skipping me, why bother.
>>28384894
I would if omegle janitors weren't so easily triggered by anyone that isn't a normalfag.
Get on text chat if you're a real robot
>>28363187
THIS ANON IS A PRETTY COOL GUY
>>28384664
>shitler
>fan
kek
It's always fun in here.
>>28385175
That guy on the top always skips me
tear tear
>>28385192
he didnt skip me. I called him a bear, and asked him if he was tired or just wanted to kill himselfhe said both
>met a qt under the 4chan tag
>managed to get her skype
>boot it up today
>she's online now
what do i do
>>28385192
i always skip him after telling him something along the lines of "sleep tight"
the king is on
>>28385338
been on for the past x-weeks too if you weren't blind, m8
>>28385338
He flipped me off and then skipped me
welp
looks like another great day
>>28385309
He stared me down, I said "hi", and then he hopped out
no need to fear
bob is here
>>28385432
it's unfortunate that it's me who has to come forward and say this but this anon has a girlfriend
>>28385481
Yeah he seemed like an alpha chad when he matched me. Kept calling me "This Guy" and making me uncomfortable.
>>28385338
whats this king meme i keep hearing about? there is like a new "king" everytime i come to these threads
>>28385481
that looks like his mom
orgino
>>28385503
he's one of those chads that will slap your shoulder so hard it makes you lose balance every time he tells a joke. and also make sure you see his cock whenever he's taking a piss
>>28385552
it's okay, bot. we all want mommy to give us the cummies
>>28385481
mi novia no mas, mi amigos.
sad story indeed.
this robot is someone's fart
cringe faggot is on making sure his hair is on point/10
you should've seen his body language and when he knew i was on to him
>>28385312
Delete and never speak to her again, 99 percent of skype omegle females are fucking cancer and should be regarded as such.
>>28385726
Has the facial structure of a monkey.
>>28385726
it's lit senpai
333333333333555
>>28385175
Guy on the bottom is a bro.
>>28385937
did you also show him your choker and your decorative light bulbs?
>>28385937
most idiotic dude on the tag, by far
>>28386060
i haet muh life and i wunna dieee
watch out not to get mugged on the tag, guys
>>28386060
Is it because I skipped you? desu just don't be boring next time, I've had nice conversations with plenty of people, but it's always blackboxes who start insulting you for no reason.
>>28385937
fuck you now i have to blackbox for the rest of my life
>>28386019
it's a fashion statement
>>28386244
kek
sglksj;dfOOORPGOMA
>>28385937
>>28386060
>>28386254
lf l took that mask off, would you die?
>>28386299
i wish
kinda creepy u saved a little boy's photo desu
>>28386299
Whats the success message over the door?
>>28386299
you're 15 at best
most based anon. fuck the irish
>>28386470
pic related of course. duhhh
Has anyone else ever met someone here that they really wanted to stay in contact with? I'm always too shy to ask for contact info and now I regret it.
>>28386553
we're all on skype family
>>28386448
another 15 year old
>>28386553
I have a few kiks and snaps and skypes. no biggie brah. worst that happens is they lie and say they dont have one
>>28386601
Or maybe they actually don't have one?
I saw a really cute lad here a few days ago I think. He had messy, slightly long brown hair and looked very skinny. Has there been anyone like that around tonight?
>>28386681
thats me. whats your contact info?
>>28386728
If you think it's you just go on omegle and I'll give contact info if you're the right one.
>>28386681
that could describe a ton of people anon
you could be describing me
>>28386759
my cam broke.
>>28386795
I don't know how else to describe him. He looked depressed as fuck but that applies to most people here too.
>>28386814
I don't believe that, you are trying to ruse me.
>>28363645
i think i had a conversation with this guy a year or so ago, talked about music and stuff
he was shilling nutropics
hope he's doing okay
>>28385175
I love that top guy
reporting in, i found my meme shirt and i wanna show u guys pls get on
>>28387305
go away you
>>28387305
why are trips always the most pathetic looking ones in here?
this guy looks like he is everyone's doormat
>>28387351
say it to my face and not online
DON'T FUCKING MESS WITH HIM.
TWISTED.
FUCKING.
PSYCHOPATH.
>>28387592
This guy is an absolute madman
>>28387592
he bit me through the video chat
im bleeding
>>28387592
fuck this autist he tries way too hard i want to strangle his skinny autist neck
>>28366149
She's half goy
>>28387592
daddy always leaves me
he's back on the streets. watch out
>>28388567
take a better pic of me and use the snapshot function
>tfw no qt sad russian gf to play vidya with
>>28388599
Never tell me what to do again you good for nothing peice of shit
If the laffytaffy anon is in here, thanks for the laughs man. I had a good time talking to you.
Bumpidity bump come talk to me
>met a qt on a random tag
>got her skype info
>had a very pleasant convo with her
feels good man
maybe drunk me isn't so bad after all
>>28388995
Omegle tags only read letters/numbers, any extra characters are ignored but still shown
whoever's the nigger who keeps talking about my gum habits STOP
you guys are all lame to talk to
>>28389638
fy, i talked like 40min to 2 guys.
Cam or text?
>>28389660
cam all the way, if you dont want to show your face just blackbox
>>28389660
everyone on cam is chad
but that's where they are, mostly
i prefer text chat though, anons actually have something to say
>>28389650
everyone disconnects after like 2 mins
>>28389711
Same, i also have a babyface and anons always think i'm underage
>>28389725
stfu everybody drop on me
>>28389711
I always try to have a nice conversation even though I'm on cam.
>>28389787
>13179020_502388836626666_3199517108715137046_n.jpg
Die in a fire, faggot.
>>28389828
>omg he has a fb
>REEEEEEE
ok.
>>28389838
>post literal cancer
>defend facebook
why even come here
just stay on facebook you normalfag
>>28389660
be a blackbox and bully chads and stacies on cam
>>28389855
I'm not defending facebook, I'm just saying that other people browsing habits are unimportant and it's just not your kind of humour.
>>28389838
>>28389900
Go back to normiebook with your cool friends you asshole
lmao some stupid spic guy got spooked when I asked him what that thing was behind him and he disconnects
>>28389940
STOP SPOOPING ME PLS
Stop skipping me, i can't help my baby face ;-;
>>28389961
but seriously, there was a black shape moving around behind you
>>28389985
Please stop im honestly spooked please stop there was a robbery in my neighborhood ;_;
>>28389996
shit, really?
I mean, it was a tall black shape I saw
Might've been a burglar in your room
I bought my granny some chocolate covered strawberries for Mother's Day.
Ended up eating them all before she had a chance to.
Am I a bad person?
>>28390200
buy more blockhead
>>28390269
What if I eat them again?
>>28390292
wipe a little shit on them
>>28385432
don't let the feels hit you too hard bro
I need athicc girlwholets me humiliate herbut alsobe cute togetherget me a girl who can do both
>>28390788
I need a cute petite femanon who's actually into femdom and willing to dominate a tall muscular man.
Jewbro best bro
>tfw talked to this roastie about how much she hated manlets
:^) cute
>>28390788
I need a femanon who will gladly step on my face and humiliate me in ways I'm too embarrassed to discuss in public. I just wanna be a shame pig
a jew
>>28391192
Just met this guy. My audio was breaking up but he's cool af
there's this girl licking her cam it's really gross
>>28391513
show cap of her senpai
>>28391035
Bitxh skipped me
>>28391513
I thought that was oy
>>28391647
I didn't take one, it was genuinely disgusting.
>>28391718
Can you or someone else take caps?
I've been banned and want to know what I'm missing.
>>28391655
you weren't cute enough. she called me a pretty boy and added me on kik
>>28391738
I haven't ran into her again I think she might have gone off
>>28391756
Oh I meant in general. I'm not very concerned with the fate of one particular roastie.
fucking sandnigger terrorists get off my board
>>28363642
Dangies used to be perfect until he grew that god awful beard
no more shall i spam, "DANGIES LET ME BE YOUR 14 YEAR OLD GF"
cant beieve no one capped me in this thread yet
it hurts b
>>28392335
wait why would you want to be capped?
>>28392355
He or she has a humiliation fetish obviously.
Make sure to doodle a penis cumming in their mouths for their cap.
kiss kiss :3c
>>28392091
rude desu we just wanna make friends
>>28392503
fag gotoh
>>28393063
*kisskiss* :3
Is dino girl on?
beta orbiters are modern slaves
>tfw will never have this
>>28393738
I'm right here anon
>>28393738
eyebrow game was too strong, i'll forever miss you
>>28393738
>wanting to talk to girls
@Arianna I'm leaving these threads.
It's not that I was bad for you. You were bad for me.
t. Learn how to banepost
bots please get in here, the tag is dying
>>28394825
I'm here now, it's ok
>>28394825
I met a girl in a psych ward who liked me, but I didn't know.
Now they won't let me back in.
>>28393738
What's your alls favorite cuddling position?
>>28393738
Gold is the most beautiful girl i have ever seen. She's sweet, kind, pure, has dreams. I so desperately want to do something, but i cant, because i'm a nobody to her....
Hey, if you're the trap who was talking to me just then - I caught that El Nombre reference. And please post your dick.
>>28395630
This picture makes me want to hang myself.
>>28395755
th-thanks, the dubs have it
>>28395755
the fact that you think like that will turn almost anyone away sweet lord
>>28396329
>just think urself
shut the fuck up normie cunt
>>28395755
Gold succ me already, anon.
>tfw my chinese gf is online
Where's all the femboiz?????
>>28397888
Has Keith been on lately?
>>28397910
No sorry, I think that guys name is Jim. At least that's what they told me. Although I am on currently and see no Keith or Jim. I am still searching far and wide for my perfect asian femboi.
P.S Your boipussy has to be out of this world
for weeks you wondered what was wrong with him
>>28397998
this guy is my bf
>>28397444
>>28362539
This girl blocked me on her phone and skype for some reason.
She would chat me up everyday and then stopped very abruptly.
I miss her weirdness.
CHOKING ON THE FIRE YOU STARTED
>>28394293
I'm still not 100% sure why you hate me as much as you say you do and if I did something I didn't know about Im sorry
>mfw when get on cam
>get made fun of by all the normal orbit cowpigs on this forum
>mfw I have to go back to being a fan so I don't get mocked
>>28397998
This fucking guy baka
>>28398128
>tfw she no longer wants me to visit Dylann with her
>>28398901
>yfw you're a hybristophiliac
>>28398901
>Cologne rapes
>in Sweden
Americans, everyone
>>28397998
he is redeemed
>>28398290
Ari you owe me a qtpa2t dragon
Get to work
I've been waiting for a year
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7lmAc3LKWM
>>28399030
What a gullible bitch.
>>28397910
What is that cate? I legit thought she/he had a vagina
>>28399421
I think you might be gay anon.
I don't know if he'll see this, but to the Texas guy I was talking to, that was a nice chat we had man, hope everything works out for you.
t. Dublin anon
I don't really wanna go on cam, also what the hell do people talk about
At least three people have thought I'm a girl. Feels good man.
>>28399598
hes mine back off fag
>>28401336
ask about the boards they browse, and kick it off from there.
other questions:
>where do you live?
>how old are you?
>why are you using omegle right now?
lots of shit to talk about, just say whats on your mind.
>>28402288
>why are you using omegle right now?
because they're having he time of their life
>>28402369
Kinda sounds stalkerish too.
>>28385175
Guy on top is a lying cunt
>>28402926
Does he ever not skip? Hes quite a fag
>>28402764
>being this paranoid
there's so many answers as to why they would be on:
>looking for waifus
>looking for partner
>want to talk because lonely
>bored
>looking to have fun
wew
>>28362933
I got this anon to take off their clothes and cyber with me.
>>28387592
Oh look it's my beautiful boyfriend. Ily.
>>28363926
This anon is a more soulless reincarnation of Cho.
a cute girl showed me how to hit the dab
>>28386254
This anon likes to play dress up.
This femanon pretends to be a boy.
Beta uprising now anon
Doofus anon
>>28403288
why don't you post me you black boxing faggot
ayy I got a glock in my rari
>>28403300
Angry normie anon
>>28402926
>>28402983
that's my nigga
PBR anon
why is this thread so kill
>>28404507
we're too busy omegling yayya
Cute girl in green shirt. I fucking hate you.
IM NOT
A
SLAV
IM FUCKING
GERMANNNNNNNNNNN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28406099
ask your parents what happened to your grandma in ww2
hint, your grandpa isn't who you think it is
Wenn es dem internationalen Finanzjudentum in und auberhalb Europas gelingen sollte, die Volker noch einmal in einen Weltkrieg zu sturzen, dann wird das Ergebnis nicht der Sieg des Judentums sein, sondern die Vernichtung der judischen Rasse in Europa!
